Fuck you guys I got memed into fasting

Don't be that retarded next time. You will get used to snake juice eventually, also make sure it is cold so you wouldn't feel too much saltiness.
Don't eat salt like a fucking retard

I've been trying to fast since 2015
at first I'd get mad hunger by 5pm and I'd have to binge
then I'd make it through the evening but would binge at 11pm
then I'd eat a cream cracker at midnight only that, and continue fasting
then I fasted for 4 days and it was shit. My eating habits changed, I don't binge, cut out a ton of junk and all, I took my snake juice and magnesium and everything but I'd get dizziness, numbness, my body would heat up, I'd get headaches and random aches in my teeth. It's intolerable honestly
I took advantage of my reduced appetite and drank some store bought juice and coffee daily, in just a few weeks I dropped down from 110 to 95. I should do that again, it worked for me. Don't know why I keep trying to fast

God needs to make a reset button for retards like this

>na
you mean nacl

>Swalloeed tablespppn of salt

just end yourself

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>snake juice diet
You were literally warned.

Nigger

Ooof I'm shitting nonstop, liquid shits

Weak b8

>ure addicted to sugar if u feel lethargic and hungry
This is your brain on water fast. No wonder everyone in /fast/ is a dyel fatty wanting the easy way out.

M8 youre fucking 110kg why do you need to go to such lengths to lose weight just cut like a normal human being and lift too.

Nice job you fucking retard
>have to binge
No you didn't. You did it because you're a weak shit. How about you follow the instructions readily available instead of trying to meme it?

lmao pathetic, i take a tablespoon of salt before every workout

TABLESPOON?????
Nigga you’re supposed to do like 1 tsp

That part where I'd binge at 5pm was 4 years ago, faggot. God damn, read the whole thing. I don't need to binge now, my eating habits have fully changed, hell I do 24h black coffee fasts every few days just for the heck of it, helps keep my net calorie intake down too. I don't gain a single lb now but I'm not losing anything either, so I guess I'm at maintenance. I can't fast for long so I should just juice and coffee fast like I used to, at least it worked flawlessly for me.
I forgot to mention, I went down to 95, and then 90. Then I fucked up and ballooned up to 120, which is my current weight. It hasn't changed in a year and a half. Fuck, it's time to liquid fast.

>read the whole thing
No

don't swallow the salt all at once you massive degenerate

alright call the ambulance, make sure your water intake is conservative but steady and take magnesium

The good news is that worse comes to worst you'll just end up puking. Salt's lethal dose is 1g per 1kg of body mass so you don't risk any permanent damage, except the one you already suffered to your dignity.
Some people just have problems with fasting and take it worse than others. Jumping into a full fast like a retard and then trying to force yourself into doing it properly while failing every step of the way isn't exactly a smart idea. You didn't get memed you're just too dumb to listen to your own body. If you get anything from this experience let it be this.

fuck you I wanted him to call the ambulance

We both know that's not fasting you stupid wojack poster.

lol

>Of all the flavors in existence
>You had to be salty
Oh wait

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It's just a teaspoon of salt mixed with water you imbecile, not a fucking tablespoon

So I ate a big Unos pizza and it had anywhere between 3000-4000mg of sodium
how come I feel so good now, I'm drinking a liter of water every hour, I just can't stop drinking, I love it when I'm proper thirsty after a meal like this.

bump

no, he means NaCl

oh no i was retarded
t. op

>ate too much salt
>had a stroke while posting
sounds about right

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