I had an Orbera balloon inserted a week ago because I have no consistent self control when it comes to food, AMA

You don't keep healthy foods in the house, you literally would not be able to eat enough good food to keep you 600 lbs of you stuffed yourself on it.
You deserved this.

I like the taste of bread sticks you fucking pudding and these are low sodium and gluten free so they are healthy
and I don't need to go into a trance to eat a head of lettuce you I eat at least 1 a day in my chicken salad

Dieting isnt about eating what tastes good. I bet you are the same as that fat bitch gagging from the smell of brussel sprouts. If it isnt full of sugar, carbs, or fat you dont wrap your disgusting boogie2988 face snatch around it.

I do really good on days that I don't go into a food trance and over eat, I try to eat around 1800 calories from salad with a light dressing and chicken and some fruit and some gluten free low sodium bread sticks and hummus, I chose the low sodium because some one told me salt causes water retention. I think my metabolism has just slowed down from being on too low calories

Yeah but they're calorie dense user. Go eat 5000kcal of carrots. I guarantee you cant fit it inside you

BMI 28, on the small end of people reccomended for it

The process itself didn't hurt and I would advise against it. I was under anesthesia.

I'm in the entertainment industry in LA. food is always good and people always want to socialize/dinner meetings/parties etc. Always unhealthy snacks at work.

Because the rest of my life is great lol

this world is fucked

I like brussel sprouts I sometimes roast a few bags of them with olive oil and balsamic vinegar it's delicious and good fiber

Water retention really doesnt matter to a fat fuck user. And theres no such thing as a trance, its lack of discipline.
Also try and eat 2000kcal like a human being.

Also breadstick user is not me, I can relate though. I weigh 178

OP you should seek out professional help from a dietician or physical trainer. If you ate 1800 calories a day you would shed pounds very quickly so calorie counts might be off. The sticky has good info on diet and exercise for weight loss. Godspeed you fat fuck

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I sometimes use carrot sticks instead of bread sticks to eat my hummus I could still eat a massive amount of them when I'm in my trance

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>I have no consistent self control when it comes to food
Just say something like “I can’t consistently control the urge to eat.” Skip the nonsense like “when it comes to.” What is “it”? And how does it “come to food”? If you can’t clearly/concisely express yourself, you’re never gonna make it.

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>fatty makes a thread about how he's a fatty with no self control
>get mad when people acknowledge he's a fatty with no self control

nah he just wants an easy way out because he's a lazy fat bastard with a low iq and no self control

OP here, not me

I'm not mad people are pointing out that I'm fat I know how people are in fit and I am fat what I'm saying is on the days I'm not in my food trance I eat less than 1800cals so it makes no sense why I'm not losing weight so it must be something else going on

no I think a lot of my weight is definitely water retention, I lost 20lb once from doing a cabbage diet that was super low in sodium

>I sometimes use carrot sticks instead of bread sticks to eat my hummus
You gotta realize that lying like this is what make you what you are.
You're lying in a way to feign ignorance and show that you're trying to lose weight at the same time.

>I could still eat a massive amount of them when I'm in my trance
There is no fucking trance. You're using that as an excuse to eat more shit. It's lizard brain tactics.

No my food trance is a real thing I've been to see a clinician and they said it could be due to some unresolved issues kind of like a epileptic seizure but with eating

it's a waste of time trying to deal with fat people, they literally can't stop lying and are too retarded to be honest. I mean they get punished for it though. fat people are disgusting and die early horrible deaths. you don't need to worry about him, he's suffering for his retardation.

not the point fattio retardus

After talking to them you really do realize why gluttony is a cardinal sin

Bro just get a body weight bench and you'll be a beast

1. Not exercising
2. Not maintaining a consistent diet
3. Probably still ingesting too much sugar which in fat, retarded diabetics leads to over production of insulin which leads to rapid fat gain
4. Deluded yourself into thinking gluten free and low sodium will help you lose weight

Ill help you since i was where you were before. When you eat something, your body takes 3-14 days to fully break it down and convert it to waste or nutrients and cycle it out of your body completely. Having a retard day where you gorge yourself on 5000 calories of crackers will cause your body to negate any positive work you do for up to 2 weeks.
Grow the fuck up and stop eating poorly. Stick to a strict diet and exercise plan for more than 1 month with no cheats or trance days.

So how is this orbera balloon supposed to help your food trance issue?

you aren't helping anyone by being so negative

I train 3x a week with my personal trainer I'm pretty strong for being 600lb and there is quite alot of protein in hummus, that might be why I weigh so much a lot of it might be muscle

fuck off retard, fatties don't deserve more sympathy and help. they have to blow a million chances to get as fat as they do.

I can't help my trance days though it's not a conscious thing I do I kind of black out, I even tried to only have enough food in the house for a few days to limit how bad a trance would be but in my trance I ordered takeaway
to make up for it I try to eat super low calories for as many days as I can

Holy shit OP fuck you for being so stupid

>plan your meals out for the week
>only keep that stuff in your house
>only plan using food that you have to cook yourself for it to be edible
>only cook what you're going to eat

Please quit being so stupid. Your food trance doesn't exist and if it actually does then great you're going to eat a pound of raw chicken and die, but you won't because the trance isn't real.

So again, what is this obera balloon thing and how does it help you? Honestly I've never heard of it till now

its a literal balloon they put in your stomach to take up space so you cant eat as much and get full faster, then they remove it after a while

>balloon inserted
What the hell is that thing? Did you insert it into your ass?

It will mainly help to stop the amount I can eat on my trance days since my usual food intake is super low on normal days, I'm hoping that getting full will help me snap out of my trance when they happen

its literally a waste of time trying to give advice to a fatty. he knows what he needs to do already. he's just not going to do that because it's hard and he'd rather let his brain overclock to come up with reasons he can't do it and he needs to take shortcuts.

you cant "kinda blackout". If necessary put a padlock on your fridge and pantry.

I already tried by my trance self knew where the key was

Does thinking burn calories? We might be able to help him a little if we can get him to keep finding excuses and if hes making excuses at least hes not "in a food trance"

This is OP you retards, stop taking shitty fucking bait you fucking newfags

the brain burns a ton of calories but thinking really hard doesn't burn much more than not thinking much, it's basically a flat daily draw

I'm sorry for hijacking your thread OP but these retards were too easy I'm gonna go have one of my "food trances" now

based

Same OP, I only eat eggs and vegetables but for some reason I can't lose the weight

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are you a powerlifter

Morbidly obese people are quite literally the lowest forms of human life. I have more respect for a deranged hobo mumbling to himself on the street

>deranged hobo mumbling to himself on the street
no way to talk about your father user

haha nice one. but seriously, morbidly obese people are disgusting, both physically and mentally

I feel like people don't talk about how mentally disgusting fat people are enough. it's almost equally as disgusting as their bodies. their lies and excuses along with their complete lack of self control makes them almost subhuman.

>seriously, morbidly obese people are disgusting, both physically and mentally
He's right you know

I agree

They should dump your ass into a forest with salt water for a month. The weight would just fall off you.

>forced fasting
>if you died it would truly be Darwinian at its finest.

If you survive the fast would kill most of your addictions.

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you obviously haven't read the rest of the thread since you are still falling for bait

why bother saving them though, I'd rather fatties literally die

actual OP here,

Orbera is more for people who have less weight to lose than say, for a lap band or gastric bypass. Supposedly it's going to train me into eating correct portions. If you overeat with it, you'll definitely vomit. I hate vomiting, so I've been very careful so far. Currently on a liquid diet and next week I'll move onto soft foods.

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you're just gonna stretch out your stomach even more and then when they remove the ball you will be endlessly hungry

Once you figure out that you can bypass it by eating blended up smoothies you'll be back to 10k calories a day in no time. You'll just have to space it out more

See I just fasted for a month to fix my habits. I still dont feel hungry, I barely finish a 150g steak without feeling terrible for eating all that fat

Imagine being such a failure as a human bean that it's preferable to get your shit cut open and a fake tit installed in your gut than just eat less

Yeah but once it's removed won't your body eventually realize that "Hey that weird balloon isn't here anymore, I can fit a whole lot more food in here again!" and do so?

Exactly where I have no self control. Restricting makes me depressed, which is fucking stupid, but at least with the balloon in place there are immediate consequences to overeating

No cuts, just a tube down my throat. I had the money, so might as well.

>when they remove the ball you will be endlessly hungry
Just focus on eating fibrous shit.

you probably have parasites.

he's a fatty with no self control. the idea that he's going to "learn" how to control his eating with anything but self control is retarded. as soon as he doesn't throw up from overeating he's going to start binging again. if he doesn't have the self control to do it, it's not going to happen for him.

Are you fucking retarded?
Just don't buy any food and force yourself to fast you pathetic excuse for a human being

You're a fucking animal

well?

No I do keto and caveman diet. All I eat is healthy, eggs and veggies mostly

lmao sure

>you fucking pudding
can't even insult user without thinking of food lmao

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Fasting is a life saver tho. Any fats reading this. I dropped 100lb on one long fast (months) with nothing but tap water and sodium/potassium supplements. Clear your schedule for at least a week and try it.

>a few bags

This motherfucker is shitposting.

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this guy gets it. while we should help the fatties trying to lose weight fuck all the 600 lb retards who "can't control themselves" when it comes to not being a fat fuck

There's no way I can help you if you don't help yourself, so it's useless to you either way.

Just realize for a second that you had to have your body dissected and crippled just so you don't eat 10x as much as normal people.

Let that sink in for a second....

You don't meal prep?

how did you get to university if you weigh 600lb. lmao

Jesus you would unironically lose half of your weight by just redusing junk food intake to a half and drinking diet soda

i wish i was obese

each push up would equal a 350 lbs bench

people like you are a plague

Tf does it even do

What's the routine you follow you fat shit?

Inb4 some meme exercises like kettle ball swings etc

Why o you advise against it?

obvious bait

this is op

Literally you can't stop eating that's fucking pathetic

>600lb
>heavy
you are not "heavy" you are a walking meme. Fuck you for wasting your life.

THIS ISNT OP

based all the same

How do they get it out?