You will never receive the ultimate Jow Forums power boost: a kiss from a girl

It is those you let closest who end up drowning you

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tfw kissless hugless handholdless no gf virgin

>tfw 8 years ago you were in a loving long term relationship and now you feel like an incel
At this point I'm not even sure if I was just imagining things

College is literally where you’re supposed to date girls nigger you’re surrounded by people of your same demographic.

what is it like to kiss a girl lads? is it like kissing your arm? i kiss my arm now and then to feel whhat it is like to kiss

The sensation is more than just a physical one, because of the intimacy and having someone so close to you.

>At this point I'm not even sure if I was just imagining things
fucking same, I feel more mentally ill by the day

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I don't know friend, I wish I did. It is my dream to one day finally find out.

every night i dream of cuddling with a girl, but then i wake up when it's so warm and lovely.

I did, for 4 years with the girl I plan to marry and have kids with. It was great.
4 days ago she dumped me by phone and now all I can think is committing sudoku

try to dilate first

you'll get through it brah, distract yourself with other things for a while.

How the fuck do you meet girls at college? I go to community college and the majority of the girls there are beautiful. I only have one more year at this school and I really need to fuck at least one girl before I graduate! Also I'm 24 and most of the other students are 18-20, can I just lie about my age to fit in better and not seem like a creepy boomer?

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I don't know brah, I have so little interaction with them I'm starting to believe they're a figment of my imagination

Lie if you want to, but 24 seems fine.

Spoken like a man who has never experienced the true ultimate Jow Forums power boost - ravaging a twink's boipussy.

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There was a 26YO guy in our group (18 to 20’s) and all the girls were listing after him because he seemed so “mature”. Happened everywhere I go. Internships, dinners, meetings, events etc.

>sticking your dick into a sewer
Yeah no thanks.

an ass is an ass, womens ass is also a sewer yet people do it anyway

Be physically attractive.

If youre fat, stop being fat, if bad fashion/hair/anything fix that

Otherwise youre just genetically ugly and you have to accept that a girl will never feel pure raw lust while looking at you.

Find a niche or organization you can be comfortable, engaged, and interested in. Then you can find people to be friends with, and you can healthily find someone you're into to develop a relationship with.

Depending on your workplace, coworkers can be shitty or a decent start to honing your social skills eg. general small talk, being comfortable in silence and not forcing conversations one way or another.

College is a great place to do this shit. Do you have hobbies or interests? There's probably a club for that. Are you an ethnic minority? There's clubs for that. Are you into any sports? You're clearly already into lifting, just think about how you got started there. Sports can look shitty if youre not already into it but I'm sure theres something you'd find fun if you just show up at a meeting and ask someone to teach you the ropes. For me it was church because i found acceptance and a huge support group through community.

And yeah this is mostly how to make friends in college. But if you don't expand your circles and you can't hold a friendship, you can't build a stable relationship with a girl either.

Overrated desu. Most of them are bad and boring.
Sex and girls in general are very overrated senpai you aren’t missing much.

how else do i experience this "love" thing? if you are implying that men are better partners who knows maybe, but i'm just not sexually or romantically attracted to men.

Ya I know there are lots of girls that like older guys, but in college I feel like a loser for being older than everyone because I waited so long to start going to school, but maybe I'm just overthinking it

Based
We like the option fagboi, get tested

MDMA. It's like a kiss in a pill.

Based, remember to trust nobody Jow Forums especially the first girl to touch your penis

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Yep. People can only hurt you if you let them get to know you too much.
But it's kinda nice to be vulnerable to someone you care about. Yes, it might hurt when she goes striking at your most vulnerable spots. But a month later all you remember is that she cared enough to know where to hit you.

That is fucking gay
f-fuck you

>You will never have a girl encouraging you
>You will never have a girl to talk to about your problems
>You will never have a girl to make plans for the future with
>You will never have a girl to cook with
>You will never have a girl to hug tight at night
>You will never have a girl who will make everything worth it

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>workout with good-looking gf
>every so often she will touch my chest/bicep
>sometimes see the ugly gymcels looking
>theyre bigger than me
>visibily jealous because gf
feels good

Its pretty good but it only makes you want sex as much as you wanted the kiss
Then when you get the sex you don't know what you want cause that hole still isn't filled and probably never will be.

The illusion is better than reality but once you've had the real thing, your illusions won't seem enough. But I've given up on love and relationships. The thought that I will never have a family or be with someone whom I can completely trust and be intimate with used to be the rock on my shoulder. I just don't think she exists bros. My only realistic dream is to buy a healthy plot of land in the country, build my own house on it, farm and build other things, and die alone on my porch

why even exist bros

Well, I could still be angry and resentful. But I'm choosing not to be.
>be me, have anger issues and a small drinking/drug problem
>have a girl who has a serious issue with drugs
>get in a fight with her at a party over stupid shit. Get sad, get drunk, eat a pot cookie(1. 1 fucking cookie before going to bed, god dammit! I have sleep issues for christ's sake!)
>next day she sends me a wall of text-style message, saying how I fucked up and mentioning that I 'pushed her'
>I freak out. I don't remember raising a hand on her, but if she says I did, I guess it happened. Realize that I'm stuck in my greatest fear. Raising a hand on a woman? Drunk? Time to eat a gun.
>apologize to her, ask if I hurt her, if there are any bruising
>"I meant you pushed me away by choosing to get drunk and high instead of talking"
I was literally about to deep throat a shotty.

ruse

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Getting women to kiss you is N O T difficult. They’re just as insecure as you are. Just stop watching anime for a few months (or rest of time for permanent effect) so you stop talking like a retarded sperg and talk to one. Lower your standards unTil you get enough kisses and penistugs that you have the confidence to get a keeper

Its literally the same as getting gym gains, you don’t squat 5pl8 day 1

Same

figure this would be the thread
long time lurker so sorry if it's shit

>be me
>best friend struggles with his sexuality
>not sure if he is gay, straight, or bi
>convinced he is an incel regardless
>taking a bus from Austin to Dallas
>meets a beautiful girl on the bus
>they talk for the entire day irl and over text
>kinda a wingman for my bro while he's texting
>super happy for him that he finally found someone that he's deserving of
>suddenly no response for three minutes
>comes back, sends me a screenshot of the latest texts
>pic related
>my heart fucking sinks
>know how much this girl means to his sense of identity
>know he will think that he is meant to be an incel if she dies
>know that he will give up on love if she dies

>he asks her how long she has left
>she says it's organ failure, unpredictable prognosis
>implied there's no treatment
>from what I can piece together, probably some sort of respiratory failure
>he doesn't even want to call with me to talk about it
>refuses a visit irl
>trying to pursue a relationship with her
>they're both obviously interested in eachother

cried for my bro, Jow Forums
what the fuck can I do for him
could she be faking it for attention?
fuck man

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I found a gf after 4 years of not having one. We're going to make it.

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I've been getting close to a girl and sometimes feel she'd like me to but desu I don't even know how to kiss, help pls

I don’t even know you and I already hate you for the way you write and talk. Are you underage?

You really can't do shit right now. Give him space and let it run the course. Be there when she either dies or is revealed as a liar. He'll need you to be there either way.

Doesn’t sound like a problem. He’s going to get laid before she dies obviously

Sorry, ESL.

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Invite her out, escort her home, kiss her goodbye.
Hard mode: invite her out, theninvite her to your place.

post body

If two girls kiss do they ascend beyond all gains?
Not that I'm into kissing girls or anything haha

Sounds to me like someone needs a kidney and she's targetting your friend because she saw how emotionally vulnerable he is. She will talk him into giving her his kidney so that she can survive, then he will not hear from her again.

If he gets laid, it'll be worth it.

do not listen to his lies

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Might be it, I'll look out for that shit

guess you're right, seems to be what others have told me as well

thanks user

>Lower your standards
Just don't go too far with that anons. Having a partner that you don't like physically is a shit state to be in.

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At least when I'm not being kissed I know nobody is trying to lie to me about loving me.

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This. Women are sociopaths, if they see a chance to fuck you over for their own benefit, they'll do it and won't think twice. I would be really careful, too many cunts with disgusting personalities exists nowadays. Life is not a Disney movie.

You shouldn't depend your happiness on external factors, lad. Be happy with yourself. I know it sounds hard and easy to say but just stop being a bitch for a moment and think about it.

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I meant lowering standards for kisses. Only date women you’d want to stick with otherwise you’re never going to work for the relationship

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kisses and sex are worthless

the one kiss I do want I won't ever get tho

How is this bait? Because the image is fake, the accounts are gys, because it isn't true?

Lads, I’ve been on Jow Forums for donkey’s years, and I can never quite work out where the average fitbro sits in the wizard-normalfag-chad spectrum.

Jokes aside, most of you have at least kissed a girl, right?

because replies are guaranteed, it just works.

>tfw no possessive black gf to cover my face in smooches and discuss our plans together for the future together

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>those small lips kisses on my beard
STHAAP, I D'ONT WANT TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE

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>Black
She looks indian/bangladesh/Sri-Lankan
>Sideburns
>No weave
>Straight hair

IM NOT THAT FUCKING PICKY FUCK OFF I JUST WANT A POSSESIVE BLACK GF

Ok there Mr. Angry, calm the heck down. If you wanted a possessive black gf the first step is to identify who is black and who is indian, there is a big difference in smell/culture.

Do you want curry arse 24 hours a day or jerk chicken arse 24 hours a day. The choice is yours and you must choose wisely.

Im pretty sure that's a mulatto tho

Not to burst the shitposting bubble but a kiss from a girl will make you happy for 10 hours max. Sex with a girl will do it for 2 days. After that, you're on your own, alone with god again.

I'm in the best shape of my life, and in the longest dry spell since I lost my virginity when I was 15.

I'm 26. I don't see any chance of my situation improving in the future.

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Id take those 10 hours thankyouverymuch

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why do you confuse the created for the Creator?

Why have you given up hope?

Not him, but women degenerate in relationships. Even the most virtuous, hardworking woman will become an entitled couch potato once she has a man in her life, because she can. Society is structured around catering to women. They don't have to offer any of the things men want to get what they want.

>Just follow a girl in some dark alley
>Hold her down
>Kiss her
How physically inferior are you to not able to kiss a girl?

It's your job to lead yourself and a woman to a better place. Don't act surprised like you know anything people don't. You said it. Women know it too, so actually, you were lagging behind in terms of knowledge. Now you know, men are superior to women.

Act like you are too.

>It's your job to lead yourself and a woman to a better place
Sure, just change the law so she can't send me to jail with a simple lie any time she wants.

you'll get there bro, don't do what i did yesterday and message your ex, it wont end well

Or find a better woman that doesn't do that, or become better and better so that she doesn't need to do that.

>find a better woman that doesn't do that
It's not whether not she'll do it, it's that she can do it if she wants.

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned. Women are fickle, emotional beings. Hell, my last girlfriend, who I thought was sweet and caring until she started showing her crazy side, pulled a knife on me when I broke up with her.

>her shitty personality is on YOU for not being good enough!

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Then fucking die alone. It's not my job to convince anyone

>Still kissless
>schoolmate's fiance stroked my cock through my jeans while he was passed out drunk
There are other ways to power boost

Meant to quote you with the other post -
Then fucking die alone. It's not my job to convince anyone.