That guy who goes home without showering

>That guy who goes home without showering
>That guy who showers in swim trunks

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>that guy who doesn't have a home gym

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>bathing in the gym showers crawling with God knows what kind of bacteria and fungi instead of showering at home

>offer to drive a bro of mine home from the gym on my way back from work
>he didn't shower
>disgusting sweat smell soaks into my nice seats
>car still had the new car smell because I keep it in good shape
>now it still smells like disgusting bo 2 weeks later, have already tried wet-vaccing it away but somehow it's still there
fuck off

Why the fuck would I use a public shower, you stupid fucking nigger? My house is just a 10 minute drive, I can shower there.

I only shower at the gym if my next destination is not home.

Should have told him he needs to shower or he's not getting a ride.

So you don't stink up your car or public spaces.

want to know how I know you're gay ?

I'm confident that I can be naked around other men and not get an erection?

Unironically this, worked at a YMCA for a few years and you would be disgusted with the level of infection and disease that people think is "ok" to expose others to.

we live in a busy city, I stopped on the side of a busy road for 1 second and then he was in the car. I didn't realize how bad it was and at that point he already fucked up my car. I mean I called him a retard but I still took him home. I'm still pissed.

By the same logic you should never use a public sink or toilet

I dont understand people who don't home gym unless they're in the top 1% of people working out. 1 year of a gym membership is enough to have the basics, and then 2 years of gym membership is enough to have everything you need and then some.
if you buy used the resale value is nearly 100% too.

Some of us live in apartments and don't have the space

>Take bicycle to gym because I'm not a lazy fatty
>Keep sweaty gym clothes to bike home in afterwards
>Get home
>Shower
>Put on clean clothes

I avoided the homosexuals and diseases in the gym showers and I avoided disgusting smell in my car.

800 IQ here take notes

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Nothing says closet gay like I'm afraid to shower in front of men

There is a difference between the guy washing his hands and the guy with a borderline necrotic foot picking off pieces and flicking them.

I live in a tiny apartment in a shithole city. you need fuck all for room to have a home gym.

that's why you use flip flops to shower at gym brainlet

That sounds like something a gay man would say in order to see more male bodies. Shower at home or you're a faggot

You do have the place. A squat rack doesn't take much space at all and you can store all the things there when not in use

this or afraid of showing small D
>t.

>bicycle during the winter or summer

You might think that but its not true for me

I also enjoy the sauna and pool at the gym so I'm not going to change.

I never understood why some people get triggered if you don't get naked with them and use the concentration camp style communist public showers.

What is wrong with showering at home?

i threw out my bedframe so i can put the mattress against the wall when i lift
literally free space

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Do you have a bed? If so then you have space for home gym
I threw my bed out completely. Sleeping on the floor is not only nice but saves a shit ton of space

Its not triggered, its like dealing with someone who is scared to go to the gym because the barbells or whatever are intimidating.

Where are you guys living where you're allowed to make home gym noise?

>Sleeping on the floor is not only nice but saves a shit ton of space

>bring girl home
>time to fuck
>she asks where the bed is
>point to floor

Yes.

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absolutely based

>Do you have a bed? If so then you have space for home gym
Whatever home gym I construct is never going to have a pool and sauna so its moot for me

alpha

>Girl
>Implying I'm not a faggot
Besides the scenario you described sound alfa as fuck desu
Too used to the comforts are we

>Sleeping on the floor is not only nice but saves a shit ton of space
who says that

>missing out on sleep gains
never gonna make it
just buy a mattress and put on ground

>Too used to the comforts are we
Why would you purposefully live an uncomfortable life?

So you can mog everyone with your big dick.

It's very clear you are a small dicked s o i b o i

It’s not the fact that they’re men, retard. Why would I want to shower around other people when I can shower in my own comfortably as long as I want? Do you seriously not just stand in the shower and let your thoughts run?

I just did you just quoted me after all
But I actually prefer sleeping on the floor
I don't. I just like to conserve space

No I shower for like 5 minutes max when I'm at home. Also a nice cold shower right after lifting is godly

>I don't. I just like to conserve space
If you're looking to conserve then why would you have your own gym, just use a public one

SHOW ME YOUR PENISES IN THE SHOWER OR YOU'RE GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOW DARE YOU GO HOME AND SHOWER IN PRIVATE

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MOMENT ALL WEEK. AH YES. LOOKING AT MENS ASSES AND DICKS IN THE GYM.

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>But I actually prefer sleeping on the floor
because you're a delusional faggot that sleeps on your back and will eventually die from sleep apnea
t. side sleeping masterrace

how can you prefer sleeping on the floor... you're brainwashed I bet you take cold showers and do nofap too.

>you like to conserve space huh well why don't you destroy your kitchen and go to a homeless soup kitchen
>check mate
t. retard

I'm not this person but I sleep on the floor because I have serious posture and back alignment issues and it's been helping.

not him but cold showers in the summer are based and redpilled
so is nofap

I used to take cold showers when my water heater broke. I don't do it now since I have a new one.
>nofap
Why would you do that. I jerk off as often as I feel like it.
These are not mutually exclusive but yeah I do sleep on the back
Because I don't like to spend money needlessly. With a home gym I have no excuses and can workout whenever I please. Also I don't have to worry about commute or shitty weather. I can work out butt ass naked and listen to whichever autistic tunes I want and the list goes on and on

I have my gym 200mts from my house so I shower in my home

>These are not mutually exclusive but yeah I do sleep on the back
it is literally impossible to sleep on your side on the ground
literally throughout history primitive straw beds have existed

You can sleep in the recovery position kek. Also if the ground is a bit too hard/cold for you you can always just put a blanket or two down and store them away after you're done sleeping

the idea that you need to sleep on the floor to have room for a home gym is retarded. it takes fucking zero space idiots. the only reason to not use a home gym is if you're using extremely serious equipment that is too expensive to have at home, which most of you fuckers aren't.

t. framelet
my shoulders are way to wide to do that shit on the ground
i get pain around my sternoclavicular joint from sleeping on couches that are shitty and hard

No you don't need to sleep on the floor to have a homegym.
>framelet
These words cut deep because they ring true. Your floor sleeping technique may be trash if it causes you pain though

>Your floor sleeping technique
i don't sleep on the floor though
i sleep on a nice mattress placed on the floor
when i sleep on hard surfaces that are way softer than floors i get pain
get it?

No, you have to go into the shower to shower but you don't have to go into the toilet to pee (you must not poo there) if you pee hard enough

Yes I do and thats what I've been refering to. What I meant is that you can not simply sleep on the side on the hard surface like you'd on a well cushioned one

Put simply if you don’t shower in the gym or after sport you’re not a good lad and the gym gains are gonna do fuck all for you because you need to fix your personality

Gym is 5 min away and I would rather walk around home naked, also I eat before showering and don't actually have a way to make oats at the gym

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t. disappointed homosexual lurking the showers.

but i google'd recovery position and this is how i sleep on the side

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No its true, that's why sports teams shower together. Its a positive socialization experience. Teams that shower together perform better than those that don't.

>Poors

I used the gym shower for about a month and developed weird skin rashes that went away once I stared showering at home as usual

That may be, but am I in some kind of team if I'm just lifting at the gym for myself?

what kind of 3rd world gyms are you guys using lmao

Yeah maybe you're just not cut out for it. Nothing wrong with that. Sleep tite lad

>I sleep wherever I want

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Yeah, you're part of a health club. Make friends with the other regulars.

>Yes the enitre universe is my bed how did you know?

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literally every team sport is homosexual

First one is me.
I also take the public transport.
And wear long a long sleeved dark shirt and jeans.
And stand in the sun.
And I sweat a lot.
I hate everyone who takes public transport and I wish them suffering.

public transport is for failures, kill yourself

>that guy who gets upset when he doesn't get to see your weener

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Triggered you have to sniff my sweaty stench?

Don't be that gym buddy who won't shower. Makes things so fucking awkward.

>bring girl home
Never gonna make it.

Am I the only one who starts sweating like a pig when I shower directly after working out?
I usually have to wait for the sweat to dry and my body to calm down before showering. That's why I stopped showering in the gym.

I don't think you'd want to shower in my 24hour Fitness Gym

>Why would you purposefully damage your muscles?

That's why you hit a cold shower

Says the suburbanite

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I have a home gym and I still leave the without showering

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Why would I carry clean clothes in my bag when I can just go to the gym with headphones/phone, water and car keys. My gym has actual shower stalls with full doors but I still dont see any reason to shower there.

>warm shower after lifting
>hit sauna for ten minutes
>cold shower right after
theres nothing better

Seeing who showers/shaves at the gym is a good way to find out who is homeless.

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builds character

Dick too big. Dont want it draggin

i hate summer because it starts getting tangled in my shoelaces

If I'm going straight home and showering right away what does it matter?

I prefer not to.