What does Jow Forums think of using honey as a preworkout?

Even better

>honey
>not Blackstrap Molasses Master Race

lel enjoy ur shitty bee syrup, i'll be over here ROLLIN COAL fuelin the Gain Train to Poundtown with simple natural sugars and enjoying my 500mg Potassium per Tbsp full of pic related, while you fuckin cosplay some shitty bloatlord yellow bear in a crop top

>I dont even want gains: the post

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Here you go user haha. gross r..right?

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honey and espresso gives me more pump than any preworkout i tried

Unironically molasses is god tier, I also use it in limpa, which is super hardy and satisfies all mineral requirement in a slice

I use honey as an insect repellent. It doesn't wor well at all.

Honey or banana preworkout?

Give it to me straight

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Unfortunately most honey, something like 98% of all brands tested, have traces of glyphosate (roundup weed killer).

Looks like Tom "hog nuts" segura

>Not blending honey, molasses, and cacao with bee pollen

Take the true buzzpill

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>brands
>not getting it from a local beekeeper

This, though desu bees probably pick it up from farms and road side weeds that have been treated, so literally any keeper would probably have traces of it in their honey

What a waste, those poor bees slaved away for THIS.

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>beekeeper
>not going to wild bees
what's the matter, fruitcake? afraid of a few stings?

depends on the location most if not all bee hive here are located far away from streets and also in not heavily farmed land

I pour honey right in my ass and then shit it out on my dad's face

i add it to my cup of coffee before i go to the gym but thats mainly because im off of sugar but it those have good qualities to it.

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damn thats a good shop of slim looks like hes on shrooms

I remember years ago an article was posted about honey and muscle growth. Can't find it but there is plenty of discussion on it.
Related, I bought 24oz container of honey the other day. It cost as much as 1.5 quarts of ice cream. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are delicious

I remember that picture of a fatty doing this and someone calculated 100K+ bees died producing the amount of honey it took to cover her.

what about usda organic honey?

banana

real fucking honey has 3 carbs in it, a slow release, a medium release, and a fast acting. a big spoonul of it is THE best fucking thing you can possibly take pre-workout for any kind of workout

Just eat food and lift weights you goddamned women. Who the fuck has the time or inclination for this faggotry?

Just lift heavier and heavier shit several times a week, eat enough food, and get enough sleep. That's literally all it takes. If you spent 1/10th as much time lifting heavy weight as you do thinking or talking about it, you'd be where you want to be.

Honey as a pre-workout, what the fuck..

my buddy was a fighter and before each fight he said he would take a tablespoon full of honey

Better than banana?

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i-i would t-think so yes

Oh, shit, a FIGHTER?!

Yeah, I was wrong about all that shit.. it's honey. It's honey and it's always been honey.

Carry on, faggot

fuck off boomer

You just described refined sugar. And yes, that's why refined sugar is the best energy source for exercise.
(Honey is refined sugar, it's just refined by bees instead of humans)

Yeah and using honey speeds the process up you pussy
>bro dont use every advantage at your disposal

I toss some maple syrup in my water along with some salt/potassium and it certainly doesn't have a notable bad effect.
also this

Idk but I'm working through a jar of raw buckwheat honey right now. It reminds me of molasses almost. Good stuff

> the best energy source for exercise
I think that's technically alcohol but yeah

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>not putting wheat bread, natural peanut butter, raw honey, and bananas for the ultamate, test bosting, bulking snack ever?
Are you sure ya wanna make it sempai?

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a boxer whatever you know what i mean

>Just eat food

Ice cream is food

Ice cream and honey may as well be the same thing lol

bee sugar is scientifically healthy
beet and cane sugar will kill you tho

dont even get me started on hfcs

some sugar is actually healthy

Overall, moderation is key.
We shouldn't expect someone eating 12oz of honey a day to be healthier than someone drinking or eating the equivalent in soda or pure sugar.

look into it, the bee sugar is far healthier for body and mind

Lmao you moron, honey just has traces of some micros. You have bought into the its-natural-so-it-must-be-good meme. Honey is practically the same as sugar, and by the way simple carbs are not bad.

if its not healthy why is there a thread about taking it as a preworkout faggot

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Honey is great. There's something about it that makes it way easier for me to digest than sugar. I never get heartburn from honey. It doesn't seem to affect my weight either even though I eat a lot of it in my oats and coffee. I'm 5'11" 178lbs and just hit a 405lb deadlift.

>local bees don't get poisoned by the monsanto jew
They coat the seeds in repellant nowadays and it works from inside the fucking plant. The entire food chain is contaminated and people need to hang.

So I just need to add a tablespoon to my RC Cola and I'll see benefits?

Yes, although Bang's Root Beer is preferable.

He said he uses honey because it gives appears healthier to normies than other sugary foods even though it's still just sugar.

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Unironically you would,but I wouldn't recommend it

Because sugar is a hell of a preworkout. Also people making threads on Jow Forums are not experts
Nice source you idiot. All of those are either minuscule, irrelevant or downright false.