What workouts improve my chances of getting a sporty tomboy gf?

God damn.

>durr wut lifts give me gf
Fucking kill yourself faggot

Yep that is a lesbian.

Source: sister is a lesbian

that's the spirit

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I like girly tomboys

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goddammit

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Would they? I'm so fucking lonely and horny goddammit.

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Tomboys are compromised, the left are brainwashing them into trannydom.

never post tomboys again my heart can't take it, I don't think I can forgive you for this thread

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Hence

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>ywn be a

stop

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What the fuck is going on in this video

she's pretty clearly holding his penis

foreplay from a woman that actually enjoys sex, aka asian

Plz stop anons my heart can't take it
>zzziiip, [crying and fapping ensues, intensifies]

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It looked like she was smelling it. And can confirm ex was Korean and sex crazed. But so were the white girls before her. Too bad they were all whores in one way or another. And I don't actually enjoy sex that much it seems :(

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I NEED an asian tomboy gf

Travel around Asia. Just don't be this guy.

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How do you fuck up this much?! Jesus fucking Christ.

also dont be a sexpat loser, there's some really fucking disgusting white deadbeats all over asia nowadays

I mean, being Jow Forums and polite is enough to set you apart from those losers.

Home Depot qt3.14 for life.

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yea I've been in a relationship like that, turns out I don't actually want to have sex 1-2 times a day every day

Is this dude a faggot or what

Based

this whole fucking thread

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this but also how do I get tomboy I'm dying things are so bad over here you guys dont understand

I yearn for a nerdy tomboy gf. Arthoes sometimes trick my brain into liking them, to associate them with nerds and tomboys.

Volunteer for animals.
Join a hiking group
Go rock climbing
Do martial arts
Basically anything outdoorsy and exercisy this is NOT lifting.

WHEN IM STABLE LONG ENOUGH I START TO LOOK AROUND FOR LOVE

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Volunteering for animals is infested with fat lefties.

We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.

>Go rock climbing
only this one

I'm gay and can't get into tomboys. Sad, I can't pretend to be straight.

PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVE LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH

there's not enough tomboys to share with you gays, we need all of them for ourselves

God, working out with your tomboy gf is the third sexiest scenario ever, second and first being doming the office ice queen and Cold war gone hot.

What about martial arts? Is it only fat weebs? I need a quick rundown of each tomboy hunting method.

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I'm a young backpacker traveling around Japan. At a hostel where I'm staying for a couple of weeks, I meet a Japanese girl my age. She's a real tomboy who loves the outdoors, and know even more about it than me. We go on a lot of hikes together, visit historical sites, and climb a mountain. In the evenings we go to local izakayas and get drunk and eat yakiniku together - she always eats more than me.

After a week or two, I've become rather fond of her, but she doesn't seem interested. In fact, she treats me like a little brother, even though I'm only a year younger than her. She suggests to me that we go and hike up a nearby volcano as there's supposedly a natural hot spring up there that not many people know about. We make the hike and manage to get to the spot right before sundown. We set up camp and watch the sunset together before hitting the hot spring. She insists we can bathe together since it's dark now, but my eyes get used to the darkness and I can see her body in the dark, a silhouette of curves that's usually hidden beneath layers of outdoor clothes. I catch her looking in my direction a couple of times, and the short conversations we have are all tense and awkward. Afterwards, we eat dinner in silence, and we each go to our individual tents. I let mine be open as I smoke a cigarette and stare at the landscape below a starry sky as I hear her come over. She's wearing a raggy pyjamas, and says nothing as she pushes herself on top of me. We make tender, quiet love together, and it turns out she was a virgin before. After we finish, we curl up together in my tent and talk about our lives and feelings, and she opens herself up and reveals a very girlish and insecure side of herself.

We continue traveling together in Japan, and it turns out that she's pregnant. We marry, and open a campground lodge near Mount Fuji and live our lives happily ever after raising tough, outdoorsy kids and enjoying the pleasures of a simple life.

Yup. That's my dream.

They're not for you. Go for twinks, gay boy.

You're a fucking faggot

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kill yourself

yeah. the one there is bit too much of a boy

>tfw I have an asian tomboy gf and it's great
but sometimes she's really mean to me. she also used to hit me but I got her to stop doing that.

WHY THUMBNAIL???

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t.

Imagine being bothered by being hit by a girl lmao.

none
they go for Chad
EVERY woman goes for Chad

God damn I love short hair so much. How high does my deadlift have to be to get one of these from the prize room in my gym?

Fellow tomboy lover reporting in

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I hit 4pl8s and now I have a female gym buddy. She's more of a girly girl and weak as shit, but I'll mold her into a tomboy if it fucking kills me.

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Chad is a state of being

>lapsed into 3pl8 max a week ago
I must come back from this. I wont rest until I can train a tomboy gf.

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I'm so starved from human connection that I wouldn't even know what to do if a spirited girl made a move on me.

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Do olor chads existe?

>gf
Oh, right, I should've mentioned. Not a gf, just a friend. Actually she said 'there's no way in hell we're ever getting together' the first time we got properly drunk .

Lift the pain away my friend

it happened to me. last year undergrad. I was walking home from class by myself as always, thoroughly depressed. a girl I had seen a few times in my classes but had never talked to, since I never talked to anybody, walked really fast up ahead of me and then was walking ahead of me. she turned around and looked at me, then started slowing down so I walked past her.
then she ran ahead again and did it again. walking quickly to get ahead of me, turning around quickly, then slowing down so I walked past her.
I didn't know what to do so I just sped up walking and eventually she stopped. I think she did it maybe 5 or 6 times. I'm gonna be honest it hurts to think about.

Ditch her, unless you can deal with a platonic friendship.

I literally jumped 20 kilos in my deadlifts from 160 to 180 in two weeks when she got a boy toy. Now I crave that moment when you do your 1RPM and blood rushes out of your head and you drift in the darkness for a second. That second is amazing, the only time when it doesn't hurt.

i dont get the whole tomboy thing. a good tomboy would look 5 times qter with long hair

Can't. Promised I'd train her and I keep my promises. I'm cutting all the social contact though, we won't hang out anymore. Or at least as much.

you need a 9 digit iq to appreciate tomboys

Just stick to training her, then. I completely understand keeping promises, but you gotta move on, man.

kpoop

More like 9 digit testosterone

Well, she has a birthday coming up next week, but after that it's gym only, baby.

I look too much like a serial killer to ever be approached by women. I get mires, but no one would ever engage in a conversation by themselves.

You poor poor soul.

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Have a quick rundown.

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dont worry user. shes with chad whos giving it to her until she cant walk straight now.. she only needs it once or twice a week

I get approached a lot and actually had a female stalker in high school. but I'm too autistic to do anything about it. I was homeschooled for like 7 years. it completely destroyed my social skills.

shit I like girls too we got somethin in common

always shoot your shot

lesbians dont exist they can all be converted by a good enough lay

Social skills can be trained, genetics can't. I envy you, user. I've had to fight tooth and nail for every relationship I've ever had. In the recent years, though, I've had no luck at all; the whole #MeToo thing is freaking me the fuck out. I'm terrible at judging women, so I would probably end up pissing off some wacko that'd use the current climate to absolutely ruin me.

You shouldn't live your life in fear, just use discretion

>a tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough Jow Forumsness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality
but i love those. i just like them with long hair.

>just use discretion

I don't want dating to be like burglary.

Good thing hair grows out.

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Can relate. Didn't think I would get any attention through highschool cause a female friend said i wouldn't. Had three girlfriends and probably 10 or more girls express intrest in me though. But 90 percent of them I turned down and I never learned how to go after firls some just find me sometimes. I'm actually really worried about college. But I don't think it's even as much my looks though I'm not super uggo cause my friends are more attractive but have had less luck. I think ita geniuinly cause I'm kind and caring to people for the most part. And kinda responsible for my age. Oh well. Hopefully I can make friends in college.

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