>19, sophomore year, 6' 130lbs >Somehow convince 9/10 Jow Forums girl to go on fraternity lake trip with me >Day of the trip comes, she's cozying up on the ride over but I can tell somethings weird >Tradition is that sex is almost expected for a whole weekend, but I don't want to pressure >I ask, she says she's not into me like that >Upset but hey, I didn't really expect anything >Chill with her all weekend >Last night we're chilling on the dock, and she starts talking about her ex and how she's not over him >Shows me a picture, absolutely ripped. Tells me all about how she's still in love with him >Storm off obviously upset >Insecurities intensify, almost cry self to sleep since other girls have left me for the same reason. >Trip ends, keep snap streak but otherwise don't talk. Cut her off as much as I can
2 years later today >180 lbs, 6'2, 1/1.8/2.3/3.2 >Didn't get an internship but to be productive All my time goes into fitness (yoga, pilates, running, cycling, lifting, and diets) >She hits me up out of the blue, start chatting, I have my suspicions about intentions >She sends me some suggestive pictures to show off her summer bod since we'd talk about fitness routines >hidingmypowerlevel.jpg >She asks how I'm progressing >Show her pic related from beginning of summer to now
>immediate response of pic related >sends even more seductive almost bare-ass pic which has been saved and omitted (whoops) >Show to all my bros first cause duh >Feels good, it's nice to see someone crawling back after improving myself >will probably bang like screen door in furious hurricane and ghost when I get back to university
I can post picture of skelly mode me from sophomore year if yall want, but this was a real milestone for me, especially after I stopped lifting for girls a while back.
Best to move on, she's a ho. Unless you're looking for a ho, then don't get attached.
If trips; Wanna fuck?
Gavin Thompson
post ur skelly pic. also post that ass
Jacob Allen
tell her - "what would you have done to me back at the lake. be specific.."
Eli Johnson
Post her ass pics lad
Jordan Rodriguez
Aight, rollin for trips: Let's fuck, I decide the time. When I'm there, you better be naked on all 4 with your ass up high, 2 sandwiches (no mayo tho I'm cutting) and 2 bottles of San Pellegrino ready. See you.
Colton Brown
Here's the skelly pic, I think this was 132 lbs.. Also don't have an ass, family is cursed with lanklet chicken legs. Summer family reunions are hilarious though, we all look like we're on stilts
Mate >oneitis Also >no internship senior year Nigga you best be getting a masters
Jayden Cook
oh...of course haha....
David King
nice strength gains but I would not believe you lift unless I saw video
Julian Thomas
Why do men reward girls like this with attention and sex, and then complain that women are fickle whores? The best thing to do is tell her she's a shallow cunt and bounce. Then maybe she'll become a better person. ffs, are all men really this pathetically controlled by their peepees?
Luke Morales
>needs an easy rebound >talks about you like she can get you any time she decides to >crawling back
Dude, I don't mean to being you down, but you need to get real here
Hudson Howard
post the cheeks
Matthew Lewis
Post her ass or it didn't happen
Cooper Brooks
nice blog didn’t real lmao
Benjamin Diaz
>but yo it IS dude u have shit taste in women
Jackson Hill
This. OP doesn't realize that he is the one crawling back after being offered but a crumb of coochie.
Brody Sanchez
ya no shit. post ass and pics of her or gtfo
Nicholas Fisher
trying fir trips:
furry porn is kinda cute ngl
also show the pics or it didnt happen
Adrian Torres
Call her commie cunt
Carter Peterson
If trips: Come over to fuck
After that ditch her shes using you for her self esteem
Kayden Nguyen
I don't get it. are those pics the before ones? where are your current body pics? also post ass you uber autist
Elijah Long
this desu, tell her to come over for sex and if she says no then ghost her
Christian Cooper
Check em
Elijah Cruz
Allow me my friend
Luke Gutierrez
not him but also rolling for this for the mayo cutting part
Colton Lewis
how tf did ur torso get longer?
Henry Smith
Fair point, maybe I will just ghost her. Get some mental gains. The road out of being an incel is a tough one
Dominic Peterson
I dont know what the relationship between you two is but you can probably still talk to her but i wouldnt fuck her, i think being friends is fine though
Kayden Howard
Good man. You'll respect yourself more afterwards than you would if you fucked her. You're better than her anyway, she doesn't deserve your genes.
Jordan Johnson
Haha that is a mire but she is a cunt and you can do better. If you decide to get with her she will walk all over you OP.
Dont listen to these fucking faggots OP: If this girl is really as cute as you say fuck the shit out of her. Like yeah she isnt exactly crawling back to you (she sounds like she thinks she could have you whenever). But you arent coming off as some desperate loser either. Use her pussy up, and ghost her afterwards if you dont want a relationship.
Sebastian Price
TIME FLIES! HAHA
Caleb Bennett
Let’s get an Airbnb and fuck like two wet rags being thrown against each other
Christian Perez
Do you want to be a single mom?
Samuel Sullivan
Man I’ve been banging this nigger chick and my dick’s starting to hurt
Isaac Reed
Let’s make a deal: you suck my dick or I kill myself
Nicholas Morris
roll
Leo Mitchell
Rollerino
Landon Morgan
roll
Jaxon Lee
HAHA YOU'RE FUCKED OP
Jaxon Watson
kek
Lucas Kelly
you sure you want to delivar, OP?
Christian Torres
Leggo
Joseph James
roll
Christian Ramirez
Don't expect or desire to be anything more than FWB at this point. Honestly.
Also, if trips: you send her hard cawk picture, you post screenshot of your photo and her reply here kek
Brody Diaz
Yes
Jaxson Kelly
Rolling for trips, why not. Send her: >"Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl."
I'm sorry but I'm actually gay. That's why I asked you that year because you were the most manly looking girl in the year. I thought I could hide my true feelings if I dated a man looking girl.
Andrew Barnes
Damn was actually close but fucked up my comment anyways oh well
Chase Ortiz
Roll
Connor Lee
this board moves too slow
Jackson Butler
so close, no matter how far
Joseph Diaz
Don't post personal communications on the internet. You'll thank me later.
Easton Gonzalez
Do it phaggot Also roll
Gabriel Kelly
Roll
Robert Ross
i'm gonna roll this in every tinder thread now
Austin Phillips
Okay honestly I have something I have to confess to you. Its probably for the best that we didnt hook up at the brozarks. Truth be told I am a homosexual. Yes you are reading that right, I am sexually attracted to men. This is something I have been struggling with since highschool, but I think I am ready to truly embrace my identity. Its funny, you are actually the first person I have come out to.
Wyatt Cox
R o l l
Zachary Fisher
Just go fuck the girl mate, it doesn't matter
Easton Gray
rollypoo
Brandon Morales
morons
Joseph Campbell
GET IT
Joseph Torres
rollyo
Hunter Thompson
FUCK YOU
Jason Morgan
DING DING DING you guys got it coming up soon
Grayson Thomas
HAHAHAHAH u better deliver
Cooper Myers
Gotta shave first then it’ll be on the way
Easton Cruz
kek you're welcome
Hope it goes well for you and she replies that she wants it inside her asap
I want to ram my cock deep inside you in forceful thrusts until your legs give in Roll, lets get op some pusi
Robert Lewis
wrong one, god damn it
Justin Garcia
Implying Jow Forums doesn't want to see this dudes hard cawk
Ethan Campbell
n-no homo
Aaron Taylor
based hiding power level with yoga and pilates kek
Angel Hughes
rip op dipped
Jaxson Nelson
This was awful context, but as promised. Now we wait. Also to keep it fitness related, does anyone know how to do chest exercises with AC joint issues, or how to mitigate them?
never gottane trips but you never know: "Lol fuck off with that change of mind bullshit. I'm actually glad I didn't end up catching anything from your parasite infested cunt"