Mire Thread

"I regret leaving you" edition

>19, sophomore year, 6' 130lbs
>Somehow convince 9/10 Jow Forums girl to go on fraternity lake trip with me
>Day of the trip comes, she's cozying up on the ride over but I can tell somethings weird
>Tradition is that sex is almost expected for a whole weekend, but I don't want to pressure
>I ask, she says she's not into me like that
>Upset but hey, I didn't really expect anything
>Chill with her all weekend
>Last night we're chilling on the dock, and she starts talking about her ex and how she's not over him
>Shows me a picture, absolutely ripped. Tells me all about how she's still in love with him
>Storm off obviously upset
>Insecurities intensify, almost cry self to sleep since other girls have left me for the same reason.
>Trip ends, keep snap streak but otherwise don't talk. Cut her off as much as I can

2 years later today
>180 lbs, 6'2, 1/1.8/2.3/3.2
>Didn't get an internship but to be productive All my time goes into fitness (yoga, pilates, running, cycling, lifting, and diets)
>She hits me up out of the blue, start chatting, I have my suspicions about intentions
>She sends me some suggestive pictures to show off her summer bod since we'd talk about fitness routines
>hidingmypowerlevel.jpg
>She asks how I'm progressing
>Show her pic related from beginning of summer to now

cont.

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>immediate response of pic related
>sends even more seductive almost bare-ass pic which has been saved and omitted (whoops) >Show to all my bros first cause duh
>Feels good, it's nice to see someone crawling back after improving myself
>will probably bang like screen door in furious hurricane and ghost when I get back to university

I can post picture of skelly mode me from sophomore year if yall want, but this was a real milestone for me, especially after I stopped lifting for girls a while back.

Also I'll send her any trips no questions asked.

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Nice blog, didnt read lmoa

Best to move on, she's a ho. Unless you're looking for a ho, then don't get attached.

If trips;
Wanna fuck?

post ur skelly pic. also post that ass

tell her - "what would you have done to me back at the lake. be specific.."

Post her ass pics lad

Aight, rollin for trips:
Let's fuck, I decide the time. When I'm there, you better be naked on all 4 with your ass up high, 2 sandwiches (no mayo tho I'm cutting) and 2 bottles of San Pellegrino ready. See you.

Here's the skelly pic, I think this was 132 lbs.. Also don't have an ass, family is cursed with lanklet chicken legs. Summer family reunions are hilarious though, we all look like we're on stilts

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im talkin her ass

i approve this. send it

Mate
>oneitis
Also
>no internship senior year
Nigga you best be getting a masters

oh...of course haha....

nice strength gains but I would not believe you lift unless I saw video

Why do men reward girls like this with attention and sex, and then complain that women are fickle whores?
The best thing to do is tell her she's a shallow cunt and bounce. Then maybe she'll become a better person.
ffs, are all men really this pathetically controlled by their peepees?

>needs an easy rebound
>talks about you like she can get you any time she decides to
>crawling back

Dude, I don't mean to being you down, but you need to get real here

post the cheeks

Post her ass or it didn't happen

nice blog didn’t real lmao

>but yo it IS
dude u have shit taste in women

This. OP doesn't realize that he is the one crawling back after being offered but a crumb of coochie.

ya no shit. post ass and pics of her or gtfo

trying fir trips:

furry porn is kinda cute ngl


also show the pics or it didnt happen

Call her commie cunt

If trips:
Come over to fuck

After that ditch her shes using you for her self esteem

I don't get it. are those pics the before ones? where are your current body pics?
also post ass you uber autist

this desu, tell her to come over for sex and if she says no then ghost her

Check em

Allow me my friend

not him but also rolling for this for the mayo cutting part

how tf did ur torso get longer?

Fair point, maybe I will just ghost her. Get some mental gains. The road out of being an incel is a tough one

I dont know what the relationship between you two is but you can probably still talk to her but i wouldnt fuck her, i think being friends is fine though

Good man. You'll respect yourself more afterwards than you would if you fucked her. You're better than her anyway, she doesn't deserve your genes.

Haha that is a mire but she is a cunt and you can do better. If you decide to get with her she will walk all over you OP.

Trip roll

Send nudes

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rolling
"ok"

trips

Ooga booga booga, let's smoke a hooka

Fuck her then ghost her is the correct play.

post the ass pics you simp

Dont listen to these fucking faggots OP:
If this girl is really as cute as you say fuck the shit out of her. Like yeah she isnt exactly crawling back to you (she sounds like she thinks she could have you whenever). But you arent coming off as some desperate loser either. Use her pussy up, and ghost her afterwards if you dont want a relationship.

TIME FLIES! HAHA

Let’s get an Airbnb and fuck like two wet rags being thrown against each other

Do you want to be a single mom?

Man I’ve been banging this nigger chick and my dick’s starting to hurt

Let’s make a deal: you suck my dick or I kill myself

roll

Rollerino

roll

HAHA YOU'RE FUCKED OP

kek

you sure you want to delivar, OP?

Leggo

roll

Don't expect or desire to be anything more than FWB at this point. Honestly.

Also, if trips: you send her hard cawk picture, you post screenshot of your photo and her reply here kek

Yes

Rolling for trips, why not. Send her:
>"Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl."

Hahaha ya so anyway what do you think of pegging?

LETS GET IT

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Send dick pic

I'm sorry but I'm actually gay. That's why I asked you that year because you were the most manly looking girl in the year. I thought I could hide my true feelings if I dated a man looking girl.

Damn was actually close but fucked up my comment anyways oh well

Roll

this board moves too slow

so close, no matter how far

Don't post personal communications on the internet. You'll thank me later.

Do it phaggot
Also roll

Roll

i'm gonna roll this in every tinder thread now

Okay honestly I have something I have to confess to you. Its probably for the best that we didnt hook up at the brozarks. Truth be told I am a homosexual. Yes you are reading that right, I am sexually attracted to men. This is something I have been struggling with since highschool, but I think I am ready to truly embrace my identity. Its funny, you are actually the first person I have come out to.

R o l l

Just go fuck the girl mate, it doesn't matter

rollypoo

morons

GET IT

rollyo

FUCK YOU

DING DING DING you guys got it coming up soon

HAHAHAHAH
u better deliver

Gotta shave first then it’ll be on the way

kek you're welcome

Hope it goes well for you and she replies that she wants it inside her asap

CHECKED

aaaaaaand ops never gonna reply again...

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so fucking close.

also this chick is a ho, unless you just wanna bang her leave he.r alone, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife bro.

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I want to ram my cock deep inside you in forceful thrusts until your legs give in
Roll, lets get op some pusi

wrong one, god damn it

Implying Jow Forums doesn't want to see this dudes hard cawk

n-no homo

based hiding power level with yoga and pilates kek

rip op dipped

This was awful context, but as promised. Now we wait. Also to keep it fitness related, does anyone know how to do chest exercises with AC joint issues, or how to mitigate them?

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Thank me later buddeh.

next trip still game?

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Depends on what she says lmao

roll for this nigga

never gottane trips but you never know:
"Lol fuck off with that change of mind bullshit. I'm actually glad I didn't end up catching anything from your parasite infested cunt"