Anyone here make any objective penis gains after following a steady jelqing routine?

Anyone here make any objective penis gains after following a steady jelqing routine?
>What was your routine?
>How long did you follow your routine?
>What were your length and girth gains?

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Dicklets are worse then manlets

post dick

bump

I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK

>degeneracy bad
>bad Jews prevented me from more pleasure during sex
OOF!

When did he ever mention degeneracy?

I don't even care about sex I just want to be able to jack off without my dick being sore afterwards and hurting.

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Angion method has been treating me well

Jfc learn to eat pussy you faggot
you were given a smol pp.
ok so the fuck what

you’re really gonna let that define who you are, a randomly generated body part you have no control over, that 99.999% of the all the people you meet in your life will never know about?

it is what it is. do shit that the other posers on here will refer to as “coping”:
get swole
read fucking books
become a better conversationalist
learn interesting skills
get your financial game A1
and lastly, any bitch who judges your entire worth on what you’ve got between your legs is a worthless, empty-headed bimbo who isn’t worth your time anyways. stop wasting time trying to mutilate yourself in an effort to control something you were born with. be as much of a benefit to society as possible, and nobody will give a shit.

if all that sounds like too much work, there’s always sph and being a cuck, which is what any faggot who chooses to let this shit dominate his life should be anyway.

>inb4 confirmed for dicklet
>my pp may be smol, but at least im not an insecure faggot about it

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I agree with a lot of that, but I think where you went wrong is when you said that you have no control over dick size. You can make actual size gains if you have discipline. Similar to getting fit and dedicating time to learning skills, why wouldn't you dedicate time to making penis gains if it is entirely possible?

>when did he mention degeneracy
I'm guessing that, based on MUH FORESKIN, that he's from pol. It's all they talk about. Pol is nearly as gay as fit.

Aww, soz fren. The Jews are evil.

Unironically based and redpilled and my dick ain't even small

What are dick gains ?

Sorry, man. It’s not fair what they did to you, but you are not less than a man because of it.

Yeah! Fuck him for wanting to be intact and natural!

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No its a bicep

Its manly

yeah its a really cool trick I learned to prevent this
get this man its called....
USING LUBRICATION YOU FUCKING RETARD

>it’s ok that you were mutilated because you can just BUY STUFF to enjoy the pleasures of life that were robbed from you during infancy
Guarantee you’ll hang yourself before you’re 30.

wtf dicks have a dorsal vein? we dolphins now? hell yeah

Dorsal means “back”, you fucking brainlet

I'm not justifying that, if you have a cut dick use lubrication fucking dipshit. It isn't like you can reatach it. Uniconically walk jump off a building

having a pencil dick sucks lads

Lube fucking sucks though. The head of my dick sticks way fucking out from where my shaft is and it's really fucking sensitive so it's just uncomfortable as shit to touch it when I get fully erect and if I don't touch it I'm not actually moving my dick at all cause all the skin gets pulled so tight with lube my hand just slides over my dick and I don't feel anything. I just fucking hate my dick.

>uncomfortable to touch it
nigga get over it and jerk it

I just use a sock, it's not that bad but I'd prefer to have a foreskin and actually enjoy fapping.

I tried jelqing but I just end up jacking off and bursting my load. Anyone else that that problem?
Good news is I noticed while jacking off that my dick gained 1/4 inch after jelqing, but it disappears the next day.

I'm so confused by this post

Also, are you complaining about the head of your penis being sensitive? That's like... a good thing.... lmao............... lmao

how about an onahole?

I mean it's good when I just have a chub and I rub the head with lube and it feels great but when I get fully erect the head feels stretched and rubbing it hurts more than it feels good.
Never tried, but I might get one in the future. Not something I've ever really looked into.

you have to get one bozo, it will change you LIFE

>Tfw tried viagra recently coz my weed dealer had a few leftovers

God DAMN son, you can't get boners like this natty. Especially after a good streak of nofap and jelq/stretching. Never had a girl say "OH MY GOD YOURE SO HARD" until that, was pretty fun

>One shot at life
>Pp mutilated
I'm so sorry Fren

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Why would I tell other men how go get a bigger dick?
Like I need more big dicked guys running around to compete with when chasing women.
If every guy has a big dick then having a big dick would be nothing special to women anymore.
Next you will be asking me the methods I used to make my first million dollars. I'm sure to get back to you on that one as well. Just buy my book and pay for my seminar.

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Masturbation to failure, every day since I was 12.

Have you tried searching eBay for a used one?

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well don't leave us like that. details? how much gain?

not him but I got 2cm in both length and girth from it. Just do angion progression + macropulse(his latest video)

Start stretching.

ja this true
will it also help someone with grower dick? Wich videos are you refering?

Hcg injections

Jow ForumsAngionMethod/

the 2 threads called
Angion Methods(complete list)
The Phallogenesis program

he explains everything in the videos.
Also yeah, I am a grower and my flaccid is considerably bigger