What kind of body do i need to get a "girl" like this?

You'll have your own qt gf (male) someday, user.

Someday . . .

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i'd say 1/2/3/4 should be enough for that, but only if you do nofap and fasting

Grow up kid

Hopefully

Have sex

God damn, he legitimately looks as good as a 2d trap. Paradise must be nothing compared to having him all to yourself in any way you want. Holding hands, cuddling, kissing, smashing. Someone gets to do that and I don't. I never felt this way, this legitimetely makes me angry and depressed beyond any reasonable level.

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Someone has to beat the shit out of you till you pass out

try having actual problems tho

Just be Chad.

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You don't know what actual, real problems are. I'm most probably gonna be dead this year, so fuck off.

>Holding hands, cuddling, kissing

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you need personality

who let the discord trannies out again

You fucking faggots are such cowards. I am openly bisexual, and I don’t feel guilty for hunting femboy ass. I like pussy and penis. I don’t like masculine-presenting men, but put a thin guy in a dress and I am ready to ravage. You pussies make me sick. You try to pretend your alpha but you’re a scared little bitch boy. I am the Over Faggot, and you worthless bitches will be crushed beneath my heel.

How to get a bf when I look like Felipe, but more white

Is this you?

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That's fair and i'll take your insult to heart, Chad faggot. Thanks.

I guess i'm just afraid of getting aids. Seriously. And my parents thinking i'm a faggot.

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whats the name

Too young to be compared to that boomer

Add couple more paragraphs and you have making of great pasta

Kill yourself tranny enabler

That’s when you have an open conversation like an adult, and ask about any STDs. And always wear a condom, even with women.

No u.

Trannies are disgusting

i guess

>I'm most probably gonna be dead this year, so fuck off.
Whats wrong user?

> I am the Over Faggot
lost

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>ruining a 10/10 femboy with breasts
Gross. There's plenty of pre-snipped trannies out there already.

Based and redpilled.

Kys faggot

No u kys.

I asked u first

youtube.com/watch?v=hGA8YlQr4No

most trans girls date below their league because guys below their league actually want to date them. Hot guys/average guys (chasers) just smash and dash,

you need to do neck hangs faggot

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unironically kill yourself fagot

It's not a girl or anything desirable. This is a 18 year old boy with a tiny penis
Sorry just thought I'd let you know, you were lusting after it like it was a woman

S-SAUCE??

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Based & sexually-liberated pilled

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A Chad.

*20yo

HES NOT A TRANNY FFS HES A FEMININE DUDE THERES A FUCKING DIFFERENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE TRANNIES THEY RUIN EVERYTHING I LIKE GUYS FFS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU FAGGOTS

*sigh*

You need non-autistick brain.

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those are both dudes arent they

It’s the OP’s pic

christ i need to pray i got a boner from that

God damn where do you find boipussy like that?
Tinder isn't bringing up anything besides ugly men near age 30 in dresses.

Brazil.

Whatever quells the fire in your heart, user. Douse away.

imagine being this gay holy shit

He's a cross-dressing weirdo. In the real world, this really is the best they can get.

I would like to know this as well.

Grindr?

Is op pic really in brazil?
Fuck I hate not living in the thirdworld sometimes.

...

There are fates worse than death, user.

No thanks. You can keep those and I'll wrestle with this patrician problem.

Yes he lives in São Paulo, it's full with gay dudes like this. He studied psychology, then dropped out changed it to public administration, then dropped that as well, then became a bartender at a gay bar but dropped that as well and is currently neet streaming shit on twitch and probably selling his ass.

I have a wife and I’m scared to tell her I want to crush bussy.

she'll know sooner or later. this kind of thing doesn't just go away. end it now before she finds out and it ends in a much worse way.
kek faggot

Who tf is he?

What a dumb fag lol

>he married a front hole person
You fucked up, user. You could roll the dice. I've dated women who thought me fucking guys were hot, so you never know.

She might push it though, and before you know it she's cucking you with Tyrone. Women always want something in return.

Sayuri Mattar

She’s bi herself and brings women to bed and asks nothing in return. Been this way since before we were married. I just know she thinks gay guy stuff is gross, so I’m boned.
I settled with pussy to get more pussy but screwed myself out of bussy. Could be worse.

>She’s bi herself and brings women to bed and asks nothing in return
Wtf. If you don't see anything wrong with this, you're a literal cuck dude, sorry to say.

At least tell me you get to fuck the women she brings to bed?

Give me one reason why traps are better than real women.
>prone to balding because dude
>no hips
>less bodyfat
>no tits
>anal is incredibly inferior to vaginal sex
>no cute voice
>man hands
>face still looks like a man
>have to deal with mental issues
>you're literally fucking a dude

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Ah sorry, read that too fast.

Well, that's something at least. But you have to decide if it's just a weird fetish thing (porn addiction) or if you're actually bi and would prefer guys.

You got a boner from generic kissing? You really do need to pray.

Holy fuck lol
Have sex

Anyone know any real female pornstars who look like that

Of course I do, or nothing happens. Package deal that my wife lays out very clearly with these chicks. The lesbians into her get upsetti about it. If this is what nerds on French bread baking forum call being a cuck, then I no longer fit in here after all these years.

>the tranny side of r9k tries to make a thread on Jow Forums again

ayo dis nigga wife gay lmaoo

At the end of the day it's a mental illness

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>if you’re actually bi
I am.
>prefer guys
I don’t.

I get a ton of fish, I don’t see any harm in wanting beef once in awhile.