>GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future. >In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.
>I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna. >Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.
>I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.
>I go to bed with a humidifier on. Do you even _whateverthefuckshesdoing_, user?
Short version: "I'm a bony bitch who doesn't eat. Ever. Without a ton of make up and lighting and distracting outfits, I look like a teenage boy with long hair."
Asher Morris
You wish it was just that She has done a procedure to remove blue light from her sight You can't make this shit up
Wyatt Young
>I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.
this shit will all be pretty standard in about a decade or less. You don't need a tank to astral project to other dimensions though, just meditate or take a psychedelic like DMT and you'll be good to go.
Luke Lee
Why not just wear heart-shaped red-tinted sunglasses 24/7?
Luke Green
>Tfw my Grimes folder is on my home PC NOOOOO
Parker Walker
I used to get my bathtub to 98 F, get it as dark as possible and smoke DMT. I was worried about drowning, but I was too tall for my rub and my legs kept me from sliding down, i did have a slight drowning scare once. However, seems Im not half as crazy as this bitch. Never removed even a single part of my eye much less added color films.
Austin Parker
>hey user >What's your schedule Well, Adidas, since you asked... >Get up at 6am >Take a lukewarm shower >Stare at my gut for about 5 min >Allow my brain to think of all the terrible diseases I probably have >Look at the clock to see if I have time to shitpost >Eventually get on the road and head to whatever customer needs service on their machines today >Enter into a work fueled trance >Work gets done >Snap back to reality >Continue thinking about all the things wrong with my body in a medical sense >Get home >Make my OMAD for one >Do something to keep my house clean >Go for a long enough run to go back into a trance state >Get done >Look at my itinerary for tomorrow >Make sure I pack all the tools I need >Play videogames until far too late into the night >Go to bed >Usually fall asleep immediately but sometimes toss and turn thinking about all of the things wrong with my life
Blake Russell
>you will never fuck tripping Grimes in her deprivation tank ,while wearing nothing but blue paint why even live bros
Anybody else supplement with these? Ive heard NAD is the new wave
Noah Carter
>I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression. What
It's like an American psycho routine if the movie was called American retard instead.
Someone who not only falls for all these memes but also brags about doing them to make it seem like they are complex, smart, and dedicated is probably the product of a failed abortion.
Charles Nguyen
>activated almonds never gets old
Jaxon Ramirez
>51616713 This bitch activates her fucking Pop Tarts, m8.
Chase Robinson
Seems like a lot of effort when you could just get blue blocker glasses
>24/7 >24 >7 The feelgood train doesn't stop, user.
Andrew Baker
yikes. remember when she was just a /mu/ meme? she wasn't known and some dude made her famous by spamming something about eating her sweaty ass
Landon Carter
Its all pseudoscience bullshit. Chad drinks a bud light and smokes a cig before his workout and blows this guys numbers out of the water
Brayden Campbell
>>I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.
LMAO I'll bite:
>that my friend and I made in the lab Fuck you Elon.
>I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision Enjoy your never ending seasonal depression and enjoy your for ever fucked sleeping patterns.
actually it would be the other way, you cant distinguish the blue color so you would get bluepilled while thinking you are inmune to it or getting a redpill, ending with a double bluepilling
Connor Rogers
Do whatever you want but RELEASE YOUR GOD DAMN ALBUM 4am is fantastic, if anyone has a link for the mp3, I lost mine.
I'm pretty sure she's just fucking with them, but sensory deprivation and astral projection are legit.
Sebastian Long
>You can't make this shit up
Why not? She's obviously trolling
Aaron Ross
Elon found out that she wasn't serious about serving the BASILISK.
Jaxson Butler
Implying
Jack Parker
>the BASILISK. his dick?
Brandon Allen
shitfight with some sheboon rapper that caused a federal investigation because it turns out the share price Elon set for one of his companies was him just getting high and deciding that $420 was a nice round number
also, she was trying to jack his sperm in order get a payday like his previous girlfriend
Thomas Ortiz
What diseases are you worried about? Dont just think, act. And get treatment asap
Mason Rogers
She's obviously trolling. "Astro glide" is literally a brand of anal lube.
honestly, you're doing a lot of things right. just get more sleep and minimize the vidya. stop pointlessly worrying about your health; either go and get checked out or stop fucking worrying about it.
Parker Wilson
Lift heavy 4 days per week, eat fast food and drink a gallon of milk a day and I could kick her ass like a pitbullc ould ravage a toddler
Jason Barnes
>stop fucking worrying about it Is this really possible?
Lincoln Murphy
What the fuck is a eloy munsk? Is that another incel dyel?
Nathaniel Nguyen
It's literally league for retards
Leo Clark
Do you guys seriously believe that she means all this?
Brandon Rogers
>ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regimen ? >in bed I'm wearing Ralph Lauren silk pajamas and when I get up I slip on a paisley ancient madder robe and walk to the bathroom. I urinate while trying to make out the puffiness of my reflection in the glass that encases a baseball poster hung above the toilet. After I change into Ralph Lauren monogrammed boxer shorts and a Fair Isle sweater and slide into silk polka-dot Enrico Hidolin slippers I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink – with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded – and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux-tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly – but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces [...]
