> welcome to the salty spitoon, how strong are ya
welcome to the salty spitoon, how strong are ya
I do curls.
I can massage a dick with my tonsils
I got snapped by a rubber band...
...and didnt cry
fap 7 times and still can do 5x5x356 Ibs squats
I had sex
I use a metal pipe to roll out
I sleep on a bed of hypodermic needles, it's much comfier than a bed desu... plus relaxed the muscles for better sleep!
I scroll my ex's instagram and see videos of her kissing her new long term boyfriend on their expensive vacations and don't cry
I cucked a 10/10 thot
So you fucked her boyfriend? Good for you sempai!
but did you dilate?
I've seen a man momente after he jumped to his death from the 5th floor, taken care of a doctor that tried to an hero, secured Syrian rebels with all sorts of grave wounds and more stuff of that kind
My lifts are kinda shit tho
i can only lift 145
I'm so strong... I asked a girl how many sets she had left and only stuttered four times
I lift wearing jeans
I can open a jar of pickles without help.
I bench 320lbs for 5RM
I treat Jow Forums as a spurce of comedy and got big without contradicting advice from professional retards
what does that even mean?
I do curls at the squat rack and no one tells me to fuck off
bro just look it up haha
Never gonna make it.
>I fucked a titcow
>without any milk
I drag a yoga mat into the squat rack and then do crunches there for 30 minutes
>mfw I've seen multiple grills actually do this at my gym
Currently on Day 133 of nofap.
Im the naked old locker room guy
I got cheated on but didn’t revert into a self loathing pit of depression and rather moved on with my life and improve myself every day
once i didn't clean my shaker properly and when i drank from it again there were dry whey flakes on the opening of the bottle,i still chugged the whole thing anyway
I have a gf who loves me
I once made my own bone broth and didn't tell anyone about it... Oh dammit!!
Pls be OHP/kilos
1 45 plate and 5 on each side plus the bar while benching
i went from barely being able to lift the bar to here in about 1 year but am only now counting numbers and paying attention to diet
currently only go about 3 times a week but have plans to move schedule around to going every day if I can
thats super gay
I put raw eggs in my shakes
I could curl 70 pound dumbells.
You disgust me