welcome to the salty spitoon, how strong are ya

> welcome to the salty spitoon, how strong are ya

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I do curls.

I can massage a dick with my tonsils

I got snapped by a rubber band...
...and didnt cry

fap 7 times and still can do 5x5x356 Ibs squats

I had sex

I use a metal pipe to roll out

I sleep on a bed of hypodermic needles, it's much comfier than a bed desu... plus relaxed the muscles for better sleep!

I scroll my ex's instagram and see videos of her kissing her new long term boyfriend on their expensive vacations and don't cry

I cucked a 10/10 thot

So you fucked her boyfriend? Good for you sempai!

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but did you dilate?

I've seen a man momente after he jumped to his death from the 5th floor, taken care of a doctor that tried to an hero, secured Syrian rebels with all sorts of grave wounds and more stuff of that kind


My lifts are kinda shit tho

i can only lift 145

I'm so strong... I asked a girl how many sets she had left and only stuttered four times

I lift wearing jeans

I can open a jar of pickles without help.

I bench 320lbs for 5RM

I treat Jow Forums as a spurce of comedy and got big without contradicting advice from professional retards

what does that even mean?

I do curls at the squat rack and no one tells me to fuck off

bro just look it up haha

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Never gonna make it.

>I fucked a titcow
>without any milk

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I drag a yoga mat into the squat rack and then do crunches there for 30 minutes

>mfw I've seen multiple grills actually do this at my gym

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Currently on Day 133 of nofap.

Im the naked old locker room guy

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I got cheated on but didn’t revert into a self loathing pit of depression and rather moved on with my life and improve myself every day

once i didn't clean my shaker properly and when i drank from it again there were dry whey flakes on the opening of the bottle,i still chugged the whole thing anyway

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I have a gf who loves me

I once made my own bone broth and didn't tell anyone about it... Oh dammit!!

Pls be OHP/kilos

1 45 plate and 5 on each side plus the bar while benching

i went from barely being able to lift the bar to here in about 1 year but am only now counting numbers and paying attention to diet
currently only go about 3 times a week but have plans to move schedule around to going every day if I can

thats super gay

I put raw eggs in my shakes

I could curl 70 pound dumbells.

You disgust me