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Admit it fat or not, you like this kitty

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while i do agree with the whole "shackled by his desires" thing assuming the guy is fat because he eats cereal is a little much

Fat cats can be cute.
Fat human can't.

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It was 10sh years ago, on a shitty webby, I started to talked to grill, looking good, a qt face with beautiful eyes. After sometime we agreed to go out.
She turned out to be a landwhale as usual, small head, the smallest head I've ever seen.
I didn't want to act like a jerk, and went with the flow.
Having fun, jokes etc, but I knew that I had to leave. Somehow there was a spell on me. I couldn't say the words "it was a fun night but I have to leave"
She invited me to her place, let's play some ps, soccer crap. I couldn't say no.
We arrived at her place, it's a mess.
She said you can stay here for a few hours then you need to leave and there'll be no sex.
I beat her ass in that soccer game, and left.

I realized that the fat people confidence is something else. Who told you that I actually wanted to fuck you?
Never called her again, she sent me a tonnes of messages, I never responded.

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I have yet to see a Jow Forumsizen who eats sugar cereal and smokes weed while watching children's cartoons.

You might get one, but not all three.

WHAT THE FUCK

>Canadian
nope

>eating candy for breakfast doesn’t make you fat

I'm a two out of three. Working to make it zero

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Kek

>She said you can stay here for a few hours then you need to leave and there'll be no sex.
you got lucky

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>I bet you’re wondering what the hell is going on here
>well, let me see if I can explain
>you see that’s me

imagine the smell haha

Most of them would eat them self to death. I know this because I've been obese. The denial of reality it takes to become and maintain obesity is beyond anything you can imagine. Im just happy I got out of it and is now normal weight.

I had my lowest sugar intake when I ate candy for breakfast. Black coffee plus something sweet. It was 10g of added sugar, but it was also the only sugary thing I ate. Now I consume no added sugar at all, but I eat fruits, müsli and I drink lots of milk, so my sugar intake is higher.

Yes, I like that cat.

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Godspeed user

Boogie here. Can you guys on Jow Forums help with my car payment? This guy at the dealership charmed me into buying a Tesla but there's no way I can actually afford it and this didn't hit me until I got home. Feel free to send as high an amount as you want!

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It's not the cereal per se, it's the cereal plus everything else in that image.

>still eating cereal
>still drinking milk
>in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen
ishiggydiggy

100% B & R

I can leave the rest behind, but cartoons will always be a guilty pleasure.

shiii

For fph'ers y'all sure do spend a lot of time looking at bbw porn and face sitting

>y'all
go back to twitter nigger lover

honestly i was just dropping by Jow Forums to see if there was any fat threads. looks like theres none besides this fph one. i love fats on blue boards. you always get the best shit from there

>people who say y’all are niggerlovers
you sure about that? I’ve met a lot of rural whites and lefty urbanites and the ones that say y’all aren’t the ones that love niggers

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>be me fatty
>go on carnicuck diet just cause i like meat and hate veggies
>1 month later try sweets
>indigestible.jpeg
>can only eat meat and veggies from fucked up gut
>lose all fat after a year
>puking your life out changes you
probably the only thing that'll stop a fatty from eating desu

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Everytime i feel demotivated i go on /fph/. I just feel like going jogging everytime i click these threads

Anyone have that screencap of the two obese women staring at a chicken nugget?

Underated

I unironically hope this guys gets cucked into irrelevancy

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My negro. I guess it changes your gut microbiome or something, because now trying to eat stuff like pasta, pizza, chips puts me in horrendous pain and makes me sick for a day or two. I can instantly tell if something is too sweet because it makes me sick, tired, and sleepy. Even dairy makes me sick now. The only thing that doesn't bother me is meat and eggs. I feel like a beast.

Talk about pseudo intelectual huh

I haven't eaten sugary cereal in a long while because it's garbage, I can't smoke due to me joining the military but children's cartoons are pretty good imo

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by that pose she's sending that to someone believing it's sexy. Who in their right fucking mind would believe that was sexy?

>y'all
>nigger lovers
I guess you've never been to the south

Let the yankee be retarded there is no changing em

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M8, who do you think brought all the niggers in the first place?

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Found this gem today

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is that drawn by the same bitch that made the fat turtle fursona?

Sephardic Jews, mostly Portuguese and Dutch.

it's like boomer feet.

I like the kitty but I pity it. Fat animals feel the burden of their fat, but can't understand the cause of it. That cat probably struggles to expand its lungs to take in air, it wonders why it's not as agile as it should be, and sleeping is a pain. One thing it does know is that its owner can be relied on to give it as much food as it wants.

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>infini-fat

I don't like cereal but I enjoy weed during my rest days (of course it's not the first thing I do in the morning).

eat less lol you dont have to be fat if you don't want too

Truth-pilled.
Delve deeper than high school history books mate.

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Even pinterest knows they aren't people

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>infini-fat
Everytime holy kek

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would

/ck/ be like

>liking cats

muh dick

THICC

go away vegtard

very close. the artist drew the left hand on the imagined right leg, where in reality its on her actual left leg. she's so fat idk how you'd fix it

technically correct, as there is part of the photographer in the mirror

>infini-fat
It’s the 8rd time I’ve seen this and it’s still so funny

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what did the chick look like?

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Toxic avenger type feet.

The jews and stronger more powerful tribes in africa

my work place, people are either uberfatmenschs or uberdyelmenschs, only one ex navy machine shop guy is a chad. I like the guy.
I learned out that people are calling me "the gladiator" behind my back, they think it's a harassing joke, but yeah I love being a gladiator.

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I'm looking for a particular FPH comic. It featured a guy and girl trying to lose weight. The guy struggles but ultimately succeeds, while the girl gives up at the first sign of difficulty and goes full HAES. Anyone have it?

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>went to a movie late last night
>only two other people in the theater
>just before the trailers start two women walk in, followed by a beast of at least 300 lbs
>she was wearing short shorts, one of those tops with the slit open sleeves and carrying what can only be described as a feeding trough of junk food
>they sit down right in front of me but thankfully decide to move
>trailers start and there is a flash of light
>Obeast is taking a "selfie"
>happens two more times, but it's just the trailer for the Angry Birds movie so I don't really give a shit
>quiet scene in the movie, maybe 20 minutes later
>*BRAAAAAP* followed by giggling
>no idea which one did it, but I'd probably only need one guess
>movie ends and her two human companions stand up
>Obeast leans forward and grabs the guardrail, she struggles briefly with gravity but is able to get to her feet
>go to use restroom one of the girls is in there, followed shortly by the beast
>Obeast starts shouting to girl before she leaves
>before I wash my hands I catch a glimpse of her feet
>yep, cheap flip flops with gnarly toe nails

theres no way this is real dude

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when you work in a science facility, yes it is correct. unfortunately.
not gonna give the name.

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savage

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youtube.com/watch?v=XGKROFmUprg

Kinda based desu

what a world.

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post the janny edit pls