Ottermode

>Ottermode
Cringe.
>Soccermode
BASED.

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That is ottermode you dink.

Do otters have legs like these?

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Looks like a deepnude lol

Based Polack

Achievable natty? How long from skinnyfat to this thing?

he looks like utter shit

Post body then big boy

He's a soccer player. Definitely achievable. I assume you'd have to do a LOT of cardio to get to that point.

Would fishermode be ottermode with hair?
I do love eating chicken and fish

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>decent muscle mass emphasized by low body fat from doing cardio for a living
>achievable natty??
No shit.

whats his height and weight?

1,85m/79kg 6'/174lbs

6'1
79kg according to Wiki

Is there an echo in here?

1.85m, 79kg

Apparently

i think he's 6'1 and 79kg

this is unironically the natty limit. Don't expect to be any bigger than this at that BF%

He's not even all that big

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That's the type of body women want.

How does he have visible abs but still looks skinnyfat

Zeedorf was 100% on gear, he looked lean as fuck until his early 40s

IIRC Lewandowski is one of the few players who are close to Ronaldo in terms of commitment, he's always at the gym.

He looks like that to you because you're a retard with body issues. Stop looking at gay roided bodyduilders dipshit

That's your body on football/soccer

For me, it's Forlán

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This is like some kind of bronze age warrior physique. This is my goal bros.

It is not,fuck do newfags even look at the original pic of otter ever??Every year otter is closer to Natty limit I swear to God

Diego is spanish for Chad

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because you have dysmorphia

Of course it's achievable, and yeah this guy works out all the time but he would be way bigger (and still natty) if he worked out just to gain muscle. Soccer players don't want to get bigger than this.

Is South America white?

It isnt. Bronze age warriors were hard working labourers and farmers. They are loggers and construction builders. They were burly.

I think it’s his neck and traps, seriously cover everything else with your hand and he looks like a pro WoW player.

Cope.

Whiter than North-America

>Bronze age warriors were hard working labourers and farmers
No, gay farmer life was more of an iron age thing in Europe. According to the find in Tollense Valley many were professional warriors who maybe did some trading and shit of that nature as well. This is what the archaeologist said. They were not bloatmaxers sorry to ruin your retarded idealism.

Why are you discord trannies even on fit. Don't you have a festering wound to go stretch?

>Discord trannies
Neither a tranny nor on discord. Try again

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seems more like we hit the wound, now go and seek some help

post body. guarantee you look nowhere near as good as him

>that pic
>not a tranny
It’s like you’re not even trying.

It's pretty mean to make assumptions like this user. I'm really not

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no u

Shit face though

Argentina and Uruguay are the whitest countries of south America

>perfect hairline at 30+ years old
>blue eyes
>turboslav look
do you think your oneitis would prefer him, or a german basedboy?

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t. Paco Aguilar Dos Santos De La Cruz Favela

>perfect hairline

yeah I really wonder why almost all soccer players who care about how they look have a perfect hairline. It couldnt be because of high tier hair transplants they get with their millions of dollars.

Transplants or not he does look good

>transplants

BIG cope. i'm almost 30 and i have perfect hairline.

you have shit-tier genetics

I was saying he looked good regardless. My hair is one of the non shitty traits I inherited

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Soccer is for fags

t. Brayan Gutierrez Smith

I've had an epiphany. Skinnyfats are defined by their pear-shaped bodies and thin limbs. This guy has wide hips that contribute to this, true, but his biggest problem is his lack of an upper chest. Because all of his definition is below his nipples, the attention is drawn to his gut making him appear to have an inverted v-taper. If you cover his upper chest you'll see that he looks like he's fridgemode, at worst.
Damn I'm smart

congrats, you have body dysmorphia

Also he's got the virgin posture

What do you mean? To me he just looks tired from all that running around

Cope. In the picture you‘re referring to, he has a shitty posture while pushing out his gut.
Lewandowski is a broad shouldered slavic BULL with long clavicles and a top tier V taper.

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post posture fag

DADDY

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Imagine thinking that a top level sportsman that literally gets paid MILLIONS to maintain top physical form is skinnyfat.

Yes. Argentina, Uruguay and parts of South Brazil.

Due to lots of Italian, german and portuguese immigrants in the 1800s.

>Soccer

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Cute "abs" lol

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That's cute.

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still without a club
>JUST

he looked better in the first pic. My body is superior except im 5'11"

>5'11
I'm sorry for your loss

based but mirin his physique

Body of a 25 year old, face of a 45 year old

How?

>Pink skin

>ab soup

He's 30 so it evens out

>soccer mode
>not rugby mode

fuk, i'm impressed

>divegrass

Dude legit has a subhuman face

Post face

It's actually Sancho, it's been around forever.

thats a different person

na this ones just a regular faggot. not as bad

This prussian is mogged by pic related

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Basado

he really isn't

Literally eat properly and workout according to your goal
If you’re a fat fuck, eat lower calories and cleaner and lift
If you’re skinny like I was, eat more and cleaner and lift
You’ll get a good feel for it the more you experiment

That's a gorilla you retard.

Facial features

Well thank you very much

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dybala is one handsome motherfucker, no homo

He looks like the guys you see from pictures of industrial and farmworkers in the 1900's.
Based and high T

>3D shoulders
>2D arms
>1D chest and abs
How does on even get this disproportionate

By min maxing for the sport you get payed millions to partake in

His gf is something I would pay lot of money for

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don't skip football day lads

his gf is very much below his level desu

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Bale is a handsome fucker too.

This is why.

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>saying Soccer instead of football
Faggot

Weak British people with a country riddle with half bred niggers, mohammad exploiting the welfare system and the young males on sun beds, plucking their eyebrows and judging other males on the amount of hairs on their head.
I'd prefer to say soccer instead