People everyone makes fun of at your gym

>that guy who sits, stands, walks around, lays down, levitates, or curls into a fetal position in the corner between sets

>2 hours working out, pal.
You have to be autistic to spend 2 hours in the gym on a single session

I wear running shoes but squat, deadlift and ohp barefoot.
Am I a moron?

>not doing a full body workout on your day off of work

does anyone in this thread actually lift?

no, you're me

>the guy who doesnt do a bro split

>water bottle
a good 75% of my gym carries one O_O
>headphones
I dont personally because i dont have a decent pair but i would in an instant to avoid the shit gym music. I go without headphones and still dont have to do any social interaction so idk what you're on about
>running shoes
I have literally never looked at what the people around me have on for shoes long enough to tell what type they are...wtf is wrong with you autist
>protein shake
literally never happens
>mirror selfies
Is this an american thing? People don't take pictures at the gym here...

>>That guy who thinks he’s too good for the drinking fountain
I am too good for that shit. I fucking drink infused water (mint, cucumber, etc). Fuck your nasty waterfountain, pleb

>that guy who lifts in running shoes
>that DYEL who takes mirror selfies
Actually unironically do hate both of these

What is this "lifting" you speak of?

>I wear running shoes but squat, deadlift and ohp barefoot.
>Am I a moron?
Do you run? If not, why tf do you wear running shoes?? The point above was that running shoes while lifting are fine, provided you actually run before/after your lifting

>1/6
I do carry a water bottle, a small sip after a tough set refreshes me.

>What is this "lifting" you speak of?
it's a teenage slang term to do doing drugs... like steroids

Steroids? Like whey and that creatine thing you mean? Kids these days, they can't have fun without drugs can they

Idk... I don't "lift"

Yeah me neither. I'd rather not put any chemicals in my body

The basketball shorts is the only meme I've seen actually brought up by normies in the gym. Why do faggots care what fucking shorts I wear?

>>not doing a full body workout on your day off of work
that guy who has a day off of work

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What's wrong with any of this exactly? You don't even sound like you lift.

>Why do faggots care what fucking shorts I wear?
Fucktard. Wear proper clothes to: work, gym, beach, etc. Are you too autistic for that?

What if I'm going to shoot some hoops with the boys after I finish my workout?

As the guy who lifts in running shoes. FUCK YOU.

Also shit dude I don't have money to throw away. What kind of shoes am I "supposed" to lift in?

How are basketball shorts not proper for the gym?

Tell me to go but weight lifting shorts. I want to read that autistic sentence.

Then it's the same point as with running shoes. You're fine.

Weightlifting shoes ;)

are you black?

No, now tell me what's wrong with basketball shorts.

Chads do deadlifts wearing crocs

YOUR BODY IS A GIANT CHEMICAL AND IT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Wearing any sport-specific outfit is retarded, be it soccer, tennis, golf, or basketball, unless you're actually in the gym to play those there... say you have tennis counts or a soccer field

lol he can't because there's nothing wrong with wearing basketball shorts. What a maroon.

You're autistic bro. What makes basketball shorts any different than other shorts.

Unless... You're not lifting in cargo shorts are you?

>Wasting time walking to and from the drinking fountain instead of doing more sets

Really jogs the noggin

>that guy that lifts in anything other than jeans, a button down shirt, and cowboy boots

>drinking fluoridated water
shiggy diggy

Oh you're playing basketball at your gym? Are you going to bed? If not, you don't wear them. It's not appropriate.

>Are you going to bed?
Are you suggesting to wear clothes when sleeping? That's dumb

I know this is a b8 thread but aren't basketball shorts just standard gym shorts?

Fuck no, I loved being in the gym for as long as possible. When I worked second shift is go in at 630-7 and hang out/lift/bullshit with my buddies/steam and sauna until about 10-1030

So a moron then.

this post reeks so much of lacking real life experience, nobody makes fun of people for any of these things you incel

>>That guy who carries around a water bottle
Me. Don't want to completely run out of fluid (how else will I have the energy to nut in a twink after my sesh?)
>>That autist who wears headphones to avoid social interaction
What, you just stand there listening to a bunch of men grunting? You gay mate?
>>That guy who lifts in running shoes
If they're comfy they're comfy.
>>That DYEL who wears basketball shorts
If they're comfy they're comfy. It's a gym, not a catwalk
>>That guy who drinks a protein shake in the locker room
If your gym doesn't have a bar then fair enough. Mine does but I can understand that some don't.
>>That DYEL who takes mirror selfies
Yeah this one's gay.

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My gym is a judgement free zone, no one gets laughed at.

And free pizza and ice cream

>that DYEL using his back to curl 30lb dumbbells
>that boomer moving 2pl8 three inches up and down instead of benching a lower weight for a more complete ROM
>that permanent group of CHANGS that mob the squat rack orbited by their CHRISTINES and beta CHUNGS.
>that guy who is clearly a schizophrenic drug addict and is making solid gains

oops the last one is me tee hee

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>making fun of anyone
stop being a negative nancy and lift heavy weights

>>that DYEL using his back to curl 30lb dumbbells
Me. :(
I'm trying to get stronger but I'm starting from a place of absolute skeletondom.

>that guy that does weighted dips

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>that guy that brings his own waterbottle
>that guy who stares at the girls that’s in obvious ways
>that guy who plays his guitar between sets
>that guy who eats rockmelon (antelope for you Americans) while benched
>The kids were slowly falling down and down into the darkness
>that guy who fails a rep, starts to cry and silently walks out.
>that guy was having a bad time and going down the wrong path
>that guy, or girl, I can’t tell
>that guy who is in high school and has more friends and talks to more women than me

based pajeet

guys that use the word pal are working class scum

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>that guy who doesnt bring glucose tablets with him to quickly regen glycogen stores.

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>the visibly depressed guy who has been running a solid routine for months and is making steady progress

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>giving a shit about other people at the gym

get help user. Life is actually pretty cool if you focus more on what you love than what you hate.

Based Vincent Ambrosio

Holy shit kek

>That guys who brings 2 pairs of shoes to the same workout session: 1 for running, 1 for lifting
There is nothing wrong with this

>that guy who lifts in running shoes
I didn't know there were special lifting shoes don't judge me

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>that gymer who doesn't wear diapers in case of grumpy dumpies

>that guy who spends 2 hours at the gym

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t. nopals

>that guy who wears clothes to the gym

>that guy who brings his fucking basketball into the free weight area

>that guy that wears fucking boat shoes
>that guy that picks up a pair of dumbells and stands 2" from the mirror and does shrugs and blocks the rest of the dumbbells

...

>that guy who goes to the gym

Newfag

Then use smaller dumbbells dumb skeleton

Basketball shorts are fucking noob attire because they are traditionally longer and cutoff past the knee. This means you have severely limited range of motion when doing any lift that requires unrestricted knee movement ... squats, deadlifts, rows, etc.

So yes... cunt... when we see you wearing AND1 / NIKE / Under Armour basketball shorts that go past your knee we already know you are a weak and easily impressionable noob. You gave zero thought to your safety and the purpose of an item you own. Congrats, you are a fucking retard for not thinking of this in the first place and an even bigger retard for being that guy who constantly hikes his shorts up before and during sets.

Faggot.

>that guy who sits on equipment playing on his phone for minutes at a time between sets
>that guy who doesn't seem to come in with specific workouts in mind, and just sort of grazes his way around the gym, usually getting in your way in the process
>that group of guys who treat it like social time, and just sort of hang out and talk, once again getting in everyone's way

Those unironically piss me off, and a big reason why I try to go in the middle of the night when nobody's there. I actually stopped going to a gym because it was full of Pakis who would do that.

>basketball shorts
Joke's on you, I wear short shorts to the gym. So short that my plumbs peek out when I squat. Ultimate power move on the lockerroom ballsack boomers, always catch them mirin.

>No, now tell me what's wrong with basketball shorts.
Do you think there's anything wrong with wearing a fedora? Basketball short are like the fedoras of the gym.

Or not a weak DYEL

Do you work out like once a week or something? I cannot imagine this volume on a daily basis... I do max 30min per session.

Have you ever looked at the training of any natty that has adavanced strength levels?
Doing heavy sets requires longer pauses. Fatigue is the main driver in strength and advanced levels and that is best built up by a fuck ton of volume:

>the guy who was a decent looking natty for years and only had to work on his social skills to become a chad but chose roids and is a permanently angry synthol-looking motherfucker now

The absolute state of Jow Forums

I just never assume that anyone would lift for strength.

I've been doing this unbeknownst of it being a technique. Feelsgoodman

You either give all you can in the gym, or you stay with noob gains.

Based and schizopilled

>that guy on cycle who doesn’t even lift heavy
you’re a pathetic worthless asset, also you’re balding buddy; if you’re too afraid of a barbell why pretend to even lift?

>le bait thread

Every single natty trains for strength at some point because progressing in weights will be the only way of generating more mass.

You wear basketball shorts in the gym, don't you?

All of these except for the last one apply to me

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