Mo food, mo money

How do you guys afford all of the food it takes to put on any significant mass? I only make $900 biweekly and rent/util is ~$500 a month. With gas, insurance, and credit card payment, and other little expenses, that only leaves around $50-75, which Needs to pay for two people.

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Just get a better job lmao

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This is the shit truth to your predicament.

You can also get better calorie to dollar food, like oats, pasta, rice, but it's going to be kind of a shit diet if you have to mass consume them. You are kind of shit out of luck for protein though.

Easy, you buy shit on sale. But with only 50 bucks a month that's gonna be rough, you simply cannot get enough protein like this considering you need 100 grams + depending on the height you are.

You can use the sale circular to figure out when things are on sale, and get extra large eggs in an 18 pack for a dollar. London broil cooks nice and goes on sale for as little as a dollar a pound along with lean chicken breast, but considering you need a pound of uncooked meat to give you about 100 grams of protein, you'd need to ration what you get and a package of meat that's 10 dollars at a dollar a pound is only enough for a week and a half at most.

Chobanio normally is a great source of protein and vitamins, and the fourpacsk are 4 for 4 but again, it'll go on sale for less than a dollar. But no matter which way you slice it, 75 dollars a month is not gonna get you complete meals unless you're a woman or a dyel skeleton.
>needs to pay for two people
please don't fucking tell me you let a woman move in with you who just fucking mooches

I know all of these people who are for don’t also just happen to be all the people with great jobs.

>50 bucks for two people

I’m gonna be honest you need a second job man, or you should drop the gym altogether and go to school/study for a better job.

Not mooches, but recently she’s been having money issues (paid her part of the rent, helped her put 1k down on a new car, etc. and she’s recently been saving her money because she’s a bridesmaid in her sisters wedding, ~$600).

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I make too much money, plus i’m white.

>Credit card payment

Found the tiny brained pleb. What was so stupidly important you needed to borrow money to pay for it?

The secret is you have your financial shit together. You live in a small place close to work the gym and the grocery store, so vehicle costs and gas are minimal. You don't pay any interest on credit cards. Almost all of your food is purchased from the grocery store unprepared. Your smartphone is 2-5+ years old on some cheap plan. You don't pay for any cable and other subscription services are minimal/shared with friends and family. You buy your household items as cheap generics in bulk from Walmart/Target/Costco/eBay/Amazon. In general you aren't buying shit, and every item you do have in your possession is used daily to weekly, besides emergency items.

You save about 30-70% of your income. Having assets invested then allows you to save even more money. For instance once you have a few thousand dollars saved you can simply cancel you collision insurance (lol not liability insurance), as you can afford to buy another car if your current one gets hit. This will drop your monthly insurance costs to a total of ~$30 a month.

Ooops you're a poorfag who has a too-expensive car and then has to pay out thousands a year for insurance to replace the too expensive car because you're a poorfag? Sucks ass.

She's a mooch if I'm reading this right. You're paying her part of the rent and put a down payment on her car.

Either get a better job or find a new roommate. Pasta, rice and beans can only go so far, and being a thrifty shopper can easily get you the gains you need, but not like this.

If I use the sale circular, buy bread that with two slices gives me 12 grams of protein like the whole wheat or country breads, buy chobani on sale, eggs on sale, and meat on sale. My monthly food bill looks like this:

>London broil twin pack- 20$
cut and freeze the rest of the near 20 pounds of meat you don't eat for later
>chicken breast - 20$
marinate and cook this first it goes bad quick, you can get less if you get more meat, but this is already 100grams of protein a day
2 loaves of bread with high protein - 2.50 - 6.00$
one loaf every two weeks, with just the bread you're already hitting 112 protein
> 18 xl eggs - 1$
>12 large eggs -1$
just in case I miss the sale or there's a limit on eggs, you basically get 6 grams per egg
>32 bags of stir fry frozen veggies - 15-32 dollars
depends on the sale, sometimes you can get a better deal, but frozen veggies are better than store fresh unless they're picked nearby

That's 80$ for the most basic of meals with best possible sales, and no variety, assuming you buy the most you can get and freeze/prepare the remainder. You can buy some peripherials like spices or condiments that'll drive up the prices but they keep longer. Pasta and rice can be gotten cheap too but aren't as good for protein. If you start getting frugal, you can spend more money, but overall you don't have to pay more than 80$ a month, 50 is too little. Me I spend a bit more because I'm lazy with my meals so I put down 75$ on protein bars as meal replacements instead of cooking all the time, but in general, if you're saving cash, spending less than 150$ a month on food should be easy, but it's hard to spend less than 80 as a big guy.

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my car is a 2002 Ford Taurus, handed down from my grandmother, paid off of course. I have an iPhone SE, I only drive to work and The gym, about 20 minutes away. Yeah, I’ve got credit card debt, and no, I don’t ever remember what for, but I guarantee 90% of “fit” people do also, so I don’t see why that’s an issue?

she’s got 2 jobs

>Yeah, I’ve got credit card debt, and no, I don’t ever remember what for, but I guarantee 90% of “fit” people do also, so I don’t see why that’s an issue

Because you're the one who doesn't have money for food brainlet.

The fact that you've been buying shit you can't afford is a big red flag you're making bad financial decisions. We're just at the tip of the iceberg and it's already a goddamn shitstorm of financial stupidity. We couuuuld delve in more, but it should be obvious enough at this point you're making bad financial decisions.

If you want everyone to slap your butt and say "haha, yeah totally normal for an adult ass man with a job not to be able to feed himself lol" sorry buddy.

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So you're telling us you spent money on your gf's car when yours is a beater. you're paying her rent because she's going to be a bridesmaid (why the fuck does this matter) and you're spending enough money on the place and your own expenses you cannot afford to eat. The fuck is wrong with you.
it looks like he pays for other people like a jackass all the time.

>i've got credit card debt and no I dont remember
>dont remember
what the fuck am I reading

2x cans of tuna
2x eggs
2x glass of milk

and you're already at 100g protein.
Add a shake to that. and everything else you eat. and you pass 200g protein easily/day.
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speak fucking english

so what you’re saying is buying an apple watch for her birthday present is a...poor financial decision?

>Why is being in debt an issue?
What the fuck man. And you don't even remember what was SO IMPORTANT that you had to use borrowed money to buy it?

Have you ever thought that it is your own poor decisions that have lead you to your current financial predicament?

>Pays for an unwed woman's shit
Yeah bro that's a mooching gold digger. You're a fucking cuck too.

Lol her sister is getting married! OMG a fucking EMERGENCY, better work hard to get money for her to be a bridesmaid lol. What a fucking cuck. If she's too poor to get a dress or whatever she shouldn't be spending money on that shit. That's dumb shit and you're even dumber for paying it.

Bitch is milking you for rent, for a car, for some stupid dress and shit. Bitch needs her own fucking house in order. You're so low on the sexual totem though that fat pussy is all you can get, huh? She's going to cheat on you and then you'll have absolutely zero to show for your thousands upon thousands in "investments"

Why do you have to feed your woman, can't she at least get food stamps or something to help with the cost? You're supposed to play co-op with her, not a solo escort mission.
>credit card debt
u wot

Are you for serious, please tell em you're a shitposter and not this nigga op who is paying for expensive shit for his gf and getting nothing in return. So little in fact you cannot fucking eat.

>it looks like he pays for other people like a jackass all the time.

Yup. You see this in ugly betas all the time. They have little shit at steady pussy so they'll blow half their income on luxuries for someone else, thinking it's noble. Bitch will just suck him dry and hop on a hotter richer dick in a heartbeat

If shes broke she doesnt have the luxury to drop 600 on a damn wedding

It was her birthday present idiot. At least the watch will win me over her black friend raymondo that keeps coming to our apartment and eating our food.

>Bitch will just suck him dry and hop on a hotter richer dick in a heartbeat
It ain't even about being hotter or richer, it's about being the better man, you could be an ugly beta lookin bitch but if your inner and outer game is on point you can steal any woman you want. I could never pay for a woman this much if she wasn't doing the same for me, that's just cuck behaviour.

Then shes over spending on stupid shit too much and getting you to mitigate the damage

>food stamps

why do you guys keep saying this I already said i’m white, I can’t get it, i tried

pls be bait

Please tell how you gf has two jobs yet you have to cover her part of the rent AND her food??

>imagine being such a brainlet
he just meant he know people that the good jobs are since the people with good jobs are private

this, but no it's okay of op DOESN'T FUCKING EAT, at least she got to go to a wedding and fuck some rando.
stop plz I can only laugh so hard, I need my sides for my ohp and cable rows

I know that being “fit” does not equal being financial stable. There are plenty of poor fit people.

Peanut butter
Black beans
Oil (any kind really)
Pasta (also mac and cheese, from a box)
Frozen burritos
Chicken breast
Canned tuna/salmon
Rice
Potatoes
Oatmeal
Milk

Splurging:
Steaks
Nice pasta sauce

This is basically what I'm eating now. If I learned how to cook I'm sure I could make some great cheap meals.

speak fucking english

>This is basically what I'm eating now. If I learned how to cook I'm sure I could make some great cheap meals.
For real. You could, for example, make a great pasta sauce with far less sugar in it than most premade sauces. You could also take any cut of meat, slow cook it for a number of hours, and have super tender and juicy meat rather than paying out the wazoo for the super lean flavourless cuts that are in favour with the general public. You could even make your own mince with the trimmings of a cut of meat.
Cooking is incredibly rewarding and interesting.

>With gas, insurance, and credit card payment, and other little expenses
>credit card payment
this isn't some mystical tax that occurs, what the fuck are you buying on your credit card or is it debt? Otherwise it's just a redundancy.
Also the fuck?
How are "gas, insurance and other little expenses" costing you more than rent?
You should have well over $300 for food, savings, etc... if you're not bullshitting yourself. Where the fuck is your money going?
NETFLIX AIN'T A LITTLE EXPENSE, CANCEL THAT SHIT GOYIM WHY THE FUCK YOU NEED TO BINGE WATCH GARBAGE ON THE BOOB TUBE

What a faggot if she wants a new car when she's broke she's a retard and a half and ur a cuck for paying for her luxuries

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12 dollars buys a huge sack of rice here in the midwestern U.S.

Been living off of that for a few days now.

cringe

Ain't gonna lie, it was kinda shit.

you coulda just typed that meng

Yeah this doesn't make any fucking sense.

I downed a couple of Cayman Jack's and Its kinda difficult to type. Also I'm a little retarded

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why do Jow Forums posters sound like retarded zoomers?

I have nothing to do except shitpost, work, gym, sleep. And having a life in the daytime when you need to sleep to work in the middle of the night is kinda counter productive.

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Not to alarm you, friend, but debt of any kind is fucking horrible. You should make yourself debt free as an immediate goal. You need to be held to a higher standard, apparently.

>Yeah, I’ve got credit card debt, and no, I don’t ever remember what for, but I guarantee 90% of “fit” people do also, so I don’t see why that’s an issue?

It's an issue because you're poor as fuck and a literal brainlet.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Why are you feeding 2 people on poverty tier wages? Is the other person not working?

>Why are you feeding 2 people on poverty tier wages? Is the other person not working?
she's going to be a bridesmaid sso he has to pay for her lol

Dude even Chris-Chan is more on top of his finances then you are.