How do I breathe?

How do I breathe?

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OKAY LISTEN UP BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS TO GET THIS RIGHT

first, enlarge your stomach by sticking your gut out, this will help if your diaphragm is paralyzed

next, attempt to suck in air through your nose by closing your mouth and applying reverse pressure on your sinuses

God speed user I hope you survive.

first you inhale
then you exhale
repat

I can't believe people think there's a convention to breathing aside from that.

Breathe through your diaphragm instead of your lungs.

open up your ass

Take allergy pills.

Elliott Hulse told me to breathe into my balls.

1. remove head from underwater
2. breathe
3. continue breathing

Fucking idiot how are you alive if you don't know how to breath? And how you don't know how to breath this is literally the first thing you learn when you are born.

that makes sense lol

Yeah seriously what a fuken retard brainlet like you can't even breath? Lm@oing at your life rn

Don't do this if you are underwater!!!!

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Fuck you OP just thought about it and had to start breathing manually

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ur a lifesaver

How do I breathe like a soldier, like a person with a purpose is the question i'm really asking.

Maybe you need a purpose to believe in that’ll move you to do so.

Lol my sidesss

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learn how to do it like the spiritual niggers do you will gain power and energy

Suck air as hard as reasonably possible. Commit to turning as much O2 into CO2 as possible because those around you are your enemies

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elltiot got it from ed coan lol

>not wanting them gill gainz

hey guys just came out of the womb

how do I breathe. answer quick

I’ve been breathing wrong for 25 years. Is there hope?

Yeah, and how are you supposed to empty your lungs after, duh

oh shit he died lol

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Breathe in
Breathe out
Then rage
RAGE!!!
Aaand breathe in again
Good job!

by breathing through the nose
only breathe through the mouth doing exercise and even then it would have to be spontaneous

GOD....................DAMMIIT!!!!

Should you breath through the belly or the chest lads?

Standard lad, standard

>Standard
Maybe for you. If someone is new to the breathing game they may get confused

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my mouth is in my face

My mouth can be on your face if you want but that doesn't answer the question

Well, dubs don't lie; you speak truth, brother.

Lose the game

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I think you'd lose consciousness after the 5 minute mark and you'd start to get irreparable brain damage after 45 minutes
not 100% on it

COPE.
I usually exhale first then inhale, because that's the proper way to breathe when you're strong.