Lifting and sexual urges

You would not BELIEVE how much I want to fuck rn.
How can I solve this?

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just have sex more often with your gf

Have sex but unironically

Have sex. If unable to have sex, masturbate. Do you really need me to spell it out for you?

>tfw the bigger my lifts get the more compelled I feel to download grindr and start smashing twinks
I'm scared I'm gonna cave and actually do it bros

get a tomboy gf it got rid of those urges for me

>start seeing guy from gym on walks with my dog
>he has a dog as well
>start occasionally fantasizing about being in a relationship with him
>had me first ever gay dream last night and almost fucked a guy in the ass after confusing him for a girl
Fuck, how do I stop myself from turning gay?

tomboy gf

if I was capable of getting a tomboy gf I wouldn't have to settle for grindr sluts
maybe one day

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I'm too much of a sperg for a gf. I think that's why I am having fantasies of a best friend bf because I only see another guy who is a sperg as well being able to love me

>order escort
>drop $50
>have sex

jeezus, you are pathetic if you are afraid of pussy. You know what? Pay $100 and make it a threesome, tell them it's on me

Are they really that cheap? If it's serious I'm done with dating.

good idea haha

Their is tiers to hookers in Europe. Street hookers are really cheap but also super nasty. Like 30€ for a fuck. Next tier is the red light district. More like 40-50 for a fuck but still as gross. Then brothels with around 60 for 30 mins and not as gross anymore. Then entry level escorts at like 80-100 for 30 mins. They host and it's much more relaxed and not as nasty usually.

>paying women for sex

I might be pathetic but i always remember there are men and even successful ones who pay to fuck women. Then i feel far better.

I can't even imagine the mentality of using hookers, I know it's popular but it's completely unimaginable to me
but then again I never had trouble getting women

I am too insecure for Tinder. I'm scared that girls who recognize me see me and then make fun of me for being on Tinder so I use hookers

disgusting & pathetic but nice digits so based & redpilled

In California it's $200+

H-haha, why didn't I think of that one, brb having sex with my g-girlfriend

Imagine for a second giving a fuck what women thinks.

You are beyond pathetic. You are fucking cuckold. Pure bred swede.

The idea of girls making fun of me and laughing about me is haunting me

one of my friends in university got addicted to prozzies. dude was a typical stem loser and would just brag to all of us how it was cheaper and easier than having a gf. he ended up moving to shanghai, probably to bang asian sluts if we're being honest.

depends on where you live, but in yurop, yes

they are absolutely top notch, way more hygienic than your average bar slut, paying attention not to catch anything, because duh, that's their job. Can pick whatever you want from a catalog, uber for pros is very much real, book them on your mobile lol

small mind, if you can't have sex otherwise it might be pathetic, but otherwise it is great harmless fun for ALL PARTIES INVOLVED. You can check all your fetishes, no one will judge you, fuck different girls/races every night if you will, have threesomes etc. Into anal? Sure. Feet? Great. When was the last time you had a 3some on tinder? Don't be poor lmao, successful people FUCK escorts and it's great

what is the price of a ticket to yurop though?

sad

do you have trouble getting women to piss on you and peg you simultaneously? Because I don't

Why wont girls pay men for fucking?

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have sex

it is way cheaper in the long run and more fun. Also more sincere. We all pay for sex, but pros take cash only

they do but only ugly and old women and you gotta be hot as fuck
otherwise women can get casual sex any time they want and it's not something they have trouble with or usually desire

b-based and redpilled, i'll just brb