How to get DIO physique?

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part 5 sucks my dick and balls

P5 is worst part other than maybe P1 imo,

Would any part 1-3 jojo character just be a general aesthetic bodybuilding regime?

find someone with joestar genetics and do the same thing he did to get such a body

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find a man looking better than you, kill him, and transplant your head onto his body

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you must be REALLY FUCKING NEW on Jow Forums

by stealing someone else's body?

The Reddit's bizarre adventure workout
3 sets of upvoting asianmasculinity posts until failure
3x10 cum glugs
3x1 reddit gold gives
2 sets of being pegged by a black woman until failure
3 jumping jacks

Guys I swear to Christ if this doesn't work I'm gonna be so mad

I do all of that already and I look nothing like that.
check mate

[spoiler]you have to steal the correct body tho[/spoiler]

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what's reddit gold?
and why would I let a gorilla peg me? I'd rather get buttfucked by a thai ladyboi or cute white big titty shemale

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you seem to be trying to hard on a board you do not belong to
why don't you try killing yourself this weekend?

lol u sound gay

I like this guy's priorities.
Also, are there workouts I can do to make my ass stronger? Like can I put one of those hand grip things in my ass and just assflex it closed?
I would genuinely like to know.

sounds like somebody accidently did 5 sets of cum glugs instead of 3

hard projecting bro
now i know youre a virgin

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then maybe you should reduce your sets bro

waiting until marriage sinner

its alright, there's a lad waiting for you

nah if you do that it'll just slide into your ass. I like squats (make sure to flex the glute at the top) wide stance lp or hacks, and hip thrusts. I find I get the best glute activation that way. And I truly mean this all unirnically, properly developed glues are the key to a strong core and legs

take the horsepill

>steal another man's physique
>wear an outfit that accents his bulge
I...is Dio gay?

DIO was confirmed bisexual by Araki, yeah

jojofags confirmed homosexuals

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Also, he flat out gave Jonathan head, like that's pretty gay, my guy

Post the tatto

I smiled

BISEXUALS can't you read?

Wear the Stone Mask

He had a fine ass physique far before the mask, you're obviously trolling me into losing my gainz

>he flat out gave Jonathan head

God damn you.

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Only one I have on hand - obviously from when i got it (6 months ago or so). It's lightened up since

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I've been on Jow Forums for 11 years, kys you nigger and go back to your shitty containment site
jojo is based

Nicesu

Let’s face it, we’ve all done JoJo poses in the mirror after a good workout

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Unironically when I end up compete as a bodybuilder I'm going to use Jojo poses in my routine

I miss him bros...

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Dude you gotta

low test. Maybe you should watcy more Jojo

the jojo fan is immunized against all dangers. one may call him a faggot, DYEL, low test, retarded, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'

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based and redpilled

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AYAYAYAAYAAA

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rent free
>y-you’re gay! LMAO, AM I RIGHT Jow Forums?
being a contrarian doesn’t make you an interesting person

>rent free
>>y-you’re gay! LMAO, AM I RIGHT Jow Forums?
>being a contrarian doesn’t make you an interesting person

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He did it again everyone, he posted the wojack edit next to a thing he doesnt like!
Isn't he so clever and funny!
I bet the woman can't stay off of you!

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saved

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>He did it again everyone, he posted the wojack edit next to a thing he doesnt like!
>Isn't he so clever and funny!
>I bet the woman can't stay off of you!

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put on the stone mask

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Anyone that uses the phrase "rent free" needs to be more self aware and think about the cringe that brings to everyone involved

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youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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No but you just gave me the idea

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youtube.com/watch?v=FPUIrnivDRE

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now take a knife to your neck and get the dio scar

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also
THREAD THEME BOIS
youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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>Dio
Literally a twink faggot. Why look like him when you should be trying to look like Broly.

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Bitch I take dicks up my ass, I don't wanna be too big

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>a faggot on Jow Forums
Oh my god. Who would’ve ever guessed?

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rent free about rent free

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It's okay. The manga is vastly superior due to the art not being shit and there being no animation to fuck up.

>joestar tattoo
yikes

What the fuck is reddit gold? Is it like a Jow Forums pass or is it a meme like Jow Forums gold?

A tattoo of someone's interest, assuming it's not huge and gross, which a small star on the shoulder certainly is not

Is fine. I forgot to finish my sentence because I am retarded.

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Quads speak the truth

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glad u at least made sure to get some cardio in