>Yfw this average russian chick outlifts 98% of Jow Forums
Yfw this average russian chick outlifts 98% of Jow Forums
Ian Ramirez
Gavin Carter
You're a shit cunt
Ayden Lee
Also not russian you dumbfuck
Oliver James
>half-swedish
>half-jungle asian
>Russian
Based retard.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Finnish?
Logan King
just imagine how big id get off the same amount of roids
Liam Reyes
Eh,close enough.
Julian Robinson
good thing i'm in the 2%
Zachary Myers
Kek but no. She lives in sweden. Sophie Arvebrink.
Jason Stewart
Imagine the size of her clit, it must be like sucking a tiny cock.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>russian
Um, sweetie...
Joseph Nguyen
Ew who would do that? It would be even worse if you flicked it with your tongue.
Nolan Sanchez
haha gross haha
Cameron Green
i could still rape her
Gabriel Powell
...
Nolan Anderson
I could rape you, what's your point.
Jackson Reed
I bet you could, Ahmed.
Joshua Wilson
Sophie is cute, CUTE!
Carter Barnes
>Sophieposting
BASED
Rude
100% truth
John Hughes
Her dyke haircut sucks. She was much hotter when she had long hair.
Dylan Parker
FUUUUUUUUUCK I have never seen that pic before MUH DIK
Austin Roberts
Breast surgery soon
Colton Lewis
You crazy, I much prefer it short on her she 2cute.
Connor Miller
Thats because she uploaded it yesterday
Nah, she's not a trannie
Aaron Fisher
Is she on roids? I mean shes not HUGE but could nature really give her genetics like that? look at her goddamn shoulders. Roids in sweden is so widespread too
Xavier Nguyen
God I want to wrestle with hi-I MEAN HER so badly bros
Colton Smith
Nah, short is better
Indeed
She used to take something for sure, these days its a bit more realistic
Dylan James
>I mean shes not HUGE
Lol. Nigger are you for real? She's massive (for a girl).
Zachary Baker
Imagine wrestling her and having fun, then suddenly pinning her down and kissing her wouldn't that be funny haha
Dominic Butler
what the fuck
she claims natty?
Tyler Perry
I don't think she does, her insta doesn't say anything about being natty either. That pic is a few years old though, she is smaller now
Caleb Young
That’s because she’s a dyke
Camden Walker
Imagine pinning her down on her stomache and pressing your hands firmly on her back ash she struggles to get up and calls you a big bully hahaha
Jason Hughes
>female friend asks me to teach her to lift
>is ridiculously weak, awful posture
>first few workouts she wears a baggy shirt and sweats
>is improving quickly, gets stronger, more confident, posture gets better
>yesterday she wore a crop top that showed her belly and yoga pants that became see-through during hypers, showing off her white panties
I'm in trouble. On the one hand I want to continue training her, seeing her grow stronger feels great, as if it was my achievement. But on the other hand, you know. Muh dick.
Chase Brooks
Give her the dick post workout on the reg. She will grow to love it and it will motivate her workout and maybe she will constantly grab your cock on the dl in thh gym.
Thomas Howard
Do it
Ryan Anderson
I don't think she likes me that way.
Wyatt Green
Never know till you try, faggot
Adam Martin
Low test. Always assume attraction. If she rejects you, then move on.
Michael Flores
>move on
Can't, I promised to train her after all.
Xavier Turner
>Training a girl for free so she can jump on Chads cock after she gets fit
Wew
Mason Cruz
>for free
Who said it was for free? She put me on her family gym plan, so I get free entry to any gym/pool/bikesharing in town.
Joshua Lee
She was better looking with long hair now she looks terrible
Xavier Roberts
Aight, das worth it den
Aiden Brown
Anyway, how would I even go about giving her the D? We're going for drinks today, but I have no clue on what to do.
Blake Bennett
don't give her the D. Are you so desperate? Isn't helping a girl get really fit and getting free gym time good enough? Why would you ruin this with some clumsy attempt at getting laid? Get her fit then fuck her friends. Also if you really are asking fit for actual advice you are likely doomed anyway.
Lucas Jackson
>Get her fit then fuck her friends.
Actually a few months back she promised to set me up with somebody. And fuck all happened. And I think all her friends are married.
Oh, well. Doomed it is then.
Ethan Gutierrez
mmm two of these please
Chase King
Just escalate, tell her she's looking good from the training and squeeze her arms or somet, if she's interested you should be able to tell, she'll be very giggly and happy and will probably flirt back
Jackson Green
Ooooh, physical contact. Good one, might give it a try.
Landon Lee
I hate this basic bitch trend of the exposed leg/rip in jeans. Fucking retarded.
Jonathan Morales
>62kg
>5 ft nothing
Connor Ward
kek like that matters
Kayden Ward
look at this retarded thot, god I just want to drown her with my ass sludge
Ryder Morales
Grandparents had that shit too during their time. It's recycled garbage.
David Taylor
Looks like she's just getting started
Daniel Turner
I had torn knees on my jeans when I was younger. Utilitarian wear and tear is not the same “stylishly” pre-ripped “designer” pants that you put on to pose for IG photos.
Evan Nguyen
[chair clattering]
Noah Martin
Ikr, damn kids these days and their rap music and their snaps.
Back in my day if you wanted people to see you, you picked up a rotarry phone and called them, holy shit the time it took for the 9 to get back around. And if they weren't home, it was tough fuckin titty no way to talk to them. Now you all got a computer more powerful than my first desktop in your pocket on your way to school, which by the way, I had to walk to... Uphill... Both ways
Those were good times back then
Anthony Russell
this but unironically
Owen Cox
Short hair looks good on women with feminine faces. If a woman has any masculine features at all, short hair will make it really obvious.
Sophie looks great with short hair. Also great with long hair. She'd look great if she shaved her head. Sophie has a very feminine face.
Connor Rodriguez
Pretty sure his point is that you're a faggot and your thread is shit
Joshua Gonzalez
All women who look good with short hair would look better with long hair. Prove me wrong.
Michael Nelson
Yeah that would be so mean, imagine feeling her warm skin on your hands, pressing her down and maybe even nibbling on her ear a bit haha
Gabriel Price
based
Ayden Lee
>If a woman has any masculine features at all, short hair will make it really obvious.
Yes, but it still looks good on women with more masculine faces. Even with a feminine face there still has to be a bit of a masculine vibe or style to really make short hair work, cutting your hair short and then trying to be very feminine just doesn’t work
Hunter Wright
That’s just like, your opinion man
Christopher Johnson
>tranny mutt on steroids
90% of fit is stronger than you without a doubt, post body
You too, avatarfag
Luis Perez
>roiding for this shit
Jacob Sanchez
That pic just proves me right.
Christian Morris
underrated
Ayden Wilson
bro, i'm 99% sure that it's due to steroids
Camden Perez
I remember you telling me I’d be banned yesterday faggot. Another thing I remember is that you went around wanting everyone to post body but you didn’t post yours, even after several people posted theirs
Justin King
That comment just shows that this is very subjective
Alexander Taylor
imagine knowing how to spell
Levi Ramirez
Imagine double checking your shitposts for spelling errors
Jacob Stewart
Janny was too busy making dinner hence why all the roleplay and fuck janny threads stayed up for hours
Post body
Eli Wright
Average Russian woman looks like shit due to lack of physicals excersises and shiity foods.
Alexander Harris
No u
Isaac Turner
>no you
Truth is I knew you like all other tranny chasers are dyel
Dylan Bennett
>wants others to post body
>doesn’t want to post body himself
I’ve posted my body on here before, but I’m not too keen on having my autistic shitposts connected to me, which given that I know at least two people irl that browse here is a risk I don’t want to take
Tyler Green
>yeah well I can post it but I won’t
I hate to use this word but COPE
Post yours first with a timestamp all I’ll return the favor, I want to see if you pass
Mason Bell
Short hair on chicks is disgusting ... Too bad, she was cute before she hacked it all off
Evan Allen
She used to look good before she turned into a tranny
Caleb Rivera
You know, I thought about it for a second and even cropped a pic I took a few weeks ago to post, but desu the risk of you autistically spamming my pic across threads or shit like that is too much, sorry man. Just imagine a 5’11 178lbs ca 15-16% bodyfat white guy around 1/2/3/4 and with a 7x 35lbs weighted pull up and that’s me. Not dyel to normies anymore but also not in nearly as good a shape as I want to be either, so like anyone else here. That snapchat girl filter actually has me as a pretty cute girl, but no, I wouldn’t pass irl due to my jawline, and I don’t have any desire to be a trannie in the first place
No, its CUTE
Charles Nelson
>tfw furst love had short hair
>tfw ex had short hair
>tfw the exposed neck and shoulders drives me nuts
Need another short hair pixie gf
Evan Parker
Stop coping, avatarfagging and post your body
Ayden Perry
Keep seething, thanks for bumping my designated shitposting thread though
Justin Walker
>I was juicy back in 2012
>I knew Sophie
>I knew where she worked out
>I was living in Germany
>tfw I didn't fly to Sweden to make prime Sophie my qt3.14 gf
How do I cope with this
Lucas Mitchell
Keep coping, dyel
John Myers
:^)
Probably wouldn’t have worked anyways, but not having tried always leads to regret
Michael Walker
Dominic Wright
She's so ruined now. Legit thought that's a guy.
Bentley Walker
She’s nowhere near her bulkiest there, but yeah, she has a pretty built back
Lincoln Smith
She's hitting the wall tho and can't pull the physique off anymore while looking like the cutest girl on earth
Liam Moore
Oh Dios mio
querido santo, sálvame, la creatura ha despertado y vendrá por nosotros, la encarnación de todo lo malo del universo, la abominación de las thailands, el duende de la perdición, el espíritu de la oscuridad...
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maléficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, la luz extinguida, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, la abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja la aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Thailandas...
Amén.
Jason Gomez
Yeah, she is turning 28 this year after all, nothing lasts forever. She’s still cute though imo, and the new parkour shit she’s been doing is pretty nice as well
Camden Fisher
God what I wouldn't do to wrestle this girl
Levi Wilson
Both of you are fucking faggots. Kill yourselves
Eli Gomez
Neat