I lift for Bucciarati

I lift for Bucciarati.

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it doesn't change the fact that nobody loves or ever will

Bucciarati will

I lift for the President

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Now that's a kot i haven't seen before

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Made my day

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Killed Gyro.

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I lift for Bossu.

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>Be me, a skinnyfat DYEL.
>Start watching JoJo for the memes, realise it’s high test (At least Parts 1-3).
>Start going to the gym now, working on my personality and social skills.

This is the fun part

>Reach Battle Tendency, Pillarmen appear.
>Awakens something inside of me.
>Stop half-assing my lifts, start doing cardio.
>Whenever I lift I imagine the Pillar men are standing around me saying “I’m impressed, for a mere human you are doing well” or some shit.
>Mass comes quickly, belly fat disappears in three weeks.

There’s more

>See episode where Kars becomes the ultimate life form.
>Newfag, but he’s my goal
>Start wearing Blue\Purple eyeshadow.
>Grow hair out long.
>Wear crop tops on causal Friday’s at work.
>Put on eyeliner and purple lipstick.

Th-th-thank you K-Kars.

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Wha-

I lift to activate my stand.

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I expected Fugo would eventually grow on me.
NOPE, he was always a rude jackass.

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I thought he’d come back to help out at the end at least

GYROOOOOOOOOOOO

I lift for the real president

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When your stand doubles as the stand arrows.
standception

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I once got this one. It’s straight up broken, it lets me change facts. That means I’d be able to make it so only I had a stand if I wanted. I’d be unbeatable

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I lift for Artoria Pendragon (lancer).

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Imagine changing your stats simply by wanting it.
Good shit my man.
Sucks it will never be real

based turtlemode

Part 5 is just as dull as Part 1. It's so disappointing after Parts 2, 3 and 4.

I got a pretty broken one too

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Awful taste. Part 5 is amazing after the first few chapters. Opposite of part 6 really.

It's the definition of style over substance

>snaps fingers
Yeah you no longer have that power bro

Mines fairly broken as well.

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Araki wrote him out because Purple Haze was too OP

GET STAND MOGGED YOU FUCKING PLEBIANS

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Actually Fugo was supposed to come back as an antagonist but Araki decided not to go that route later on

I wish I had a Jojofag gym buddy.

I can literally change facts bros. You all now have no stand.

GET FUCKED

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Shit man same

What kinda pasta is this? Is it like bucatini?

Its a underground Jojo thread.

There's a guy I know, who I am into lol, who's watching it. Wish me luck bro, he goes to my same gym.

>Stand Ability: [Body Length Manipulation]
I'll no longer be a manlet

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how do you know he's into it haha

I meant, I'm into him. That wasn't relevant.
He said that he loves how "strange" Jojo is. I already know he'll love Joseph

I wear jojo tanks to my gym

was just checking to see if I was getting some homomires

based. Where'd you get those tanks?

Bro i can literally erase the power of someone omnipotent you couldn't shit against my stand

Who needs vampire powers or hamon when you could just charitable and become stronger

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Don't mind me just changing at an absolute level

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>imagine being a standlet

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How do you figure?

>dull
>Part 1

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Hey guys, I'm going to the store to get some more chicken breast. Can you guys watch my stand arrow? I'll be right back

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You’re just hol horse. I can change facts nigguh and I’m starting with making you 4’11”

MOGGED

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IT'S BUCCELLATI

gotchu senpai

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Can't hurt me if I don't use my stand ability.

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Stand Name: Doom Saloon

Stand Ability: [Season Magic](powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Season_Magic)

Power - C

Speed - A

Range - B

Durability - B

Precision - C

Potential - A

Description: The power to use season-related magic. Form of Magic. The user is able perform a form of magic that utilizes the seasons to a variety of effects.

Nice

This show went to shit as soon as everybody became a twink. Debate me.

>this show
you played yourself, fool

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Just read part 7.


Gyro, main character is a handsome man.
Johnny is a selfish mother fucker.
Diego/Dio actually did nothing wrong for once.
Main villain is based.

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AU Diego is uncharacteristically a scumbag and was brought in as an admittedly good homage to SDC. Fuck AU Diego.

true

Fuck that Dio.
DinoDio is best Dio.

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It's a shame so many mindless drones disagree. DinoDiego is everything good about Phantom Blood Dio amped up. All he's missing is a proper dynamic with Johnny.

*sticks it in a child*

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fag

>power to change what happens in the future
Literally everyone has this stand

fuck you niggaaa ;_;

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That’s true but I’d cut to the chase and just make it so only I had my powers. I’d make a very specific and clear future outcome

I don't get why Araki went with that decision. At least in part 4 you had different but realistic bodies. Kira was ripped but wasn't shaped like a FotNS character like everyone in part 1-3 was.