The penis enlargement exercises are working

>bathmate
do these actually work? i can't find a review that doesn't look like a paid review

fuck off shill

Guys I think I might have missed out on a chance to go out with a cute coworker. Today was my last day on the job and she mentioned going to the lake and drinking this weekend, then said "do you wanna come?" I thought she was joking because we joke around a lot and said "haha no thanks!" And now I'm thinking she may have been sincere

Dumb ass

even khv like me would have seen that one

Go on pornhub and search, same girl different dick. You tell me there is no difference lmao.

Well she had never showed me any interest before and she always said she likes to keep work and personal life separate.

well that was the last day of the job thus making you no longer apart of her work life

Lmao he thinks porn is real

>do you autists actually think that the bitch is going to say "nope can't have sex the dick is too small"?
No, she will have sex with you, then tell all her friends "OMG, yesterday I fucked this guy and he had like, the SMALLEST TINY DICK I HAD EVER SEEN, i didn't feel a thing!".
And if you ever manage to have a lasting relationship with her there's always a relatively real chance that she will cheat on you with the plumber who has a 7.5in dick and leave you after she finds out how much better it feels.

jelqing or are you using a stretcher?

I think I might die now

Haha idiot

>Fell for the women like big dicks meme
Sluts, yes, but for women, other things are important. A big dick is as important as big tits on a woman. For cumbrains very important, for men, not so much.

tell us you fucking sperg

I look at this from the other side, fapping should feel a lot better if you have more to work with, using two hands or ruining onaholes. And I'm guessing this should apply to sex as well.

you fucking idiot

Let me guess ANGION method?

I go to school with a skank who once bitched about screwing a guy with a micro penis. It's about the woman.

OP here. First one to get it right.

how much have you gained? measurements?

Which one is best? 1, 2 or 3?

Message her

They build upon each other. Do 1 then 2 then 3.

how 2 get my duck bigger bros?

How long did it take you to see an improvement? How much did you gain in length and circumference?

Literally none of this shit works. You just have ED, OP.

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Kys you fucking retard

>so delusional he thinks every porn video is a documentary
the mindset of the average size queen

You do know what acting is, yes?

Also, is your goal to attract porn-star tier women? If so, have at it, m8. I wouldn't want to be ya.

Stop watching porn, it has poisoned your brain

from what I understand their effects are very limited. Because what lymphatic fluid eventually builds up and reduces the negative pressure on the veins. (like when you see people doing the fat lip thing like by sucking their air out of cup that's on their mouth). Since the lymphatic vessels are stretch easier and more permanently than the veins you just wind up getting more temporary lymphadema. Which makes you look larger but ultimately contributes nothing to your dick. The trick I would think would be use a vaccum at the precise pressure for erection for a longer period of time as to avoid most of the lymphedema. Which is going to be near impossible without some kinda of gauge. The water doesn't really make a difference besides making it easier to stay on without a fitted cylinder and the heat aspect is largely negligible since it's probably not going to be hot enough to have an effect on the collagen of the penis

You use it as a warmup before following it with a PE routine, lol@ using hot towels

jelqing works but it makes your dick less sensitive and there's also a significant risk hemmorhage if you do it wrong

t. went from 6 to 8 inches without pills or other "products"

iktf

been hanging with the captains wench and jelqing

post pics or you're lying

Imagine if men did this shit. "Lmao, I fucked this bitch and her vagina was nasty loose."

then FUCKIN POST PROOF

sorry, i've just seen this posted a dozen times in the past year, and not one piece of evidence.

Now it's time to start engineering a pump with a pressure gauge

Question is, what would be the ideal pressure

>porn is my evidence
this is your brain on retardation

>the penis reduction exercises are working

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We do

>the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry and his fat friend invent a "wide pussy" gesture to counter the "small dick" gesture

Nah man, being rejected for small cock is legit. At least if you're ugly or short you either get rejected up front, or you don't. But small dink? You spend all that time with her only for her to lose interest completely when she sees it.

Small penis is a death sentence. You're literally better off being a well hung manlet

probably 15,000,000 mmHg

when did you start noticing the desensitization? could i get 0.5 an inch without those effects?

IF she loose you best believe imma tell my friends lol

>spend my life thinking I have a tiny dick
>realize I just have huge fucking hands

>4.8"
>pretty girls want to be with me

The only thing that turns off women is insecurity

gay

How do you know when you're doing it right? Tried twice fo like half an hour each, didn't feel much of anything aside from sore skin towards the end.

You're welcome

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You do know Jelqing is only temporary right? You are just temporarily stretching a muscle

Its another "young virgins cant separate porn from real life" episode
The reason why big dick is such a big deal in porn is because in every porn story there is literally no other attraction or reason for the characters to have sex, its always "yeah you are my blood relative or my boss or my cousin but you have a big dick so we will fuck now!" and all these cumbrains watch it 24/7 and think big dick = sex regardless and no sex if not 20 inch dick

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I've got an average 6 inch long and 5.5 girth shlong but was wondering if there are ways to get it to maybe 6.5-7x5.5-6 inches and any general sexual health tips.

Also, remember as long as it's not a micro penis you can fuck easily and make the thot moan in pleasure don't listen to these incel retards.

Look up angion method on YT. Watch all the vids

doing angion 2 for 20-30 mins i will feel that my dick feels kinda hard on the inside when its soft. dunno if that means its working or if im destorying it

grow grow grow

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The dick thing lol

>5’10 with 6.5

How fucking over is it

Try jelqing using my ass haha

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seen your pics gemposter you look too masculine for my taste but wouldn't mind some ass pics to blow some load haha.

Wow what are you gay? I'd never post pictures of my bare ass and hole online haha that's ridiculous
i.imgur.com/3YGP5bc.jpg

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manly and c-cutepilled

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your ass is amazing holy fuck I wanna see that hole.

>lost fat
>dick got longer
>but now the base of the shaft has hair growing on it
Should I shave it off?

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>taking advice about how to fuck with the veins in your dick from a bearded goober with long dirty nails

Are dicklets really this desperate? I should invent my own method and find some way to monetize it. Then just let placebo effect take over.

Th-thanks haha

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>grow grow grow

same here. yes you should, it makes it way better