What I learned from NoFap is that every man is born with a superpower. That super power is sexual energy. You see, seminal fluid is the fluid that creates life. When you retain this fluid for yourself and let it gestate in your balls, thus spreading throughout your body, you start to unlock this super power. After a few months of NoFap, I started to see much more clearly because my testosterone levels almost tripled. I started to draw more. I started to meditate, I started taking cold showers, and I also started sleeping with no pillow. As a result, I’ve unlocked the key to my full potential. Women are now begging for me because they can sense my sexual energy (and know that my balls are full haha) but I resist because I went MGTOW long ago. I don’t need women for happiness anymore. I’m the God of my own world. Now I’m going to get back to reading Plato and then I will meditate before bed. Goodnight.
What I learned from NoFap is that every man is born with a superpower. That super power is sexual energy. You see...
What I learned from reading nofap faggots is that a few days of sexual repression makes them lose any self awareness
How can you write all this and not feel embarrassed
>falling for nofap bait
user, i...
N-nani...it can’t be.
Time to kill myself in shame
Lad..
Excellent bait, friend. I love it because nofappers are actually this retarded.
t. Coping porn addict
Try it for yourself and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
Only save your sperm for Asian or Indian women. They are the only ones pure enough to bear the white man's precious seed.
Started drinking my own sperm when I relapse so I don't lose any of my nutrients and superpowers
Based and currypilled
I can confirm this, I got yellow pilled after three weeks of hard nofap
>impulsively touch penis
Bait this size? You must be trying to catch sharks boy
now that's just embarassing
how could you let him do that to you?
I've done nofap and it only made me even angrier.
based crestfallen poster
>indian
you mean black or asian?
2 and 4 reporting in, I am physically incapable of holding an erection with a woman if I haven't abstained from masturbation for at least a week before sex.
It's just myserious to me why it happens since I can regularly fap for an average of 5-6 consecutive hours daily with a sustained erection if I just let myself go uncontrolled.
In days when I relapse after a long fast, I can even go up to 10 hours.
It just feels absurd to me how I feel like I could virtually hold the hardest erection known to man for even longer if I didn't get bored fapping at some point, but keeping it up with a girl requires a blue balls boost to even hope that the erection will survive a full session of intercourse (Barely 30 mins).
If I do nofap for 2-3 days I will end up with a permanent erection, which will only subside once i cum 4+ times.
you may be a homosexual
Fit has become a caricature of itself
Imagine jerking off to massive 16 inch dildo insertions for hours a day, getting with a woman, not be excited enough to get an erection, and thinking that the porn you watch has nothing to do with it.
But I don't fap to gay porn.
I have doubted my sexuality multiple times since this phenomenon is just bizarre, but I have never managed to muster up any physical attraction towards men.
Unironically this. You cant keep an erection bc youre not as turned on as you think. Nothing wrong with that, just be honest
>imagine jerking off for hours a day or whatever the fuck else you said
Its already too late for you. Just end it
>You cant keep an erection bc youre not as turned on as you think
Well yeah, because some real life chick isn't going to perform all my /d/ fetishes that literally aren't physically possible in reality.
When I abstain for a week or so I get starved enough that 'vanilla' sex starts to appeal again.
I don't think NoFap gives you super powers, but I feel like my case is exactly the type that benefits from it.
>hit day 8 of NoFap
>start having horrific nightmares
fucking whatever man
This is textbook magical thinking
You heard it from this user guys:
NoFap is fucking magic
>my testosterone levels almost tripled
Post before and after blood tests.
Who's this Thai girl?
Bros gonna fuck someone in 3 days but want to last longer
Any ways to do that? Does edging help?
Edge while you are having sex
kike
not quite what I meant
Think about your grandma or try solving equations in your head
>Its already too late for you. Just end it
you're the type of guy who shouldn't have children or give any advice for people in need
Excellent post OP
>jews aren't real bro
>everyone on Jow Forums is 14 years old
>criticizing the establishment means you're "radicalized" and will shoot someone
you need to reconsider the choices you've made
unironically great answer
Ecuations yes, grandma not so much. Tighten up your jaw and breathe deep and slow, exhale slow but don't breathe all the air out of your lungs. Don't do any of that gripping the head of your penis shit or pushing on your taint with a finger that's just autistic. Also, if you're reaaly going hard at it, just stopping and breaking the rythm is a killer for the girl unless she's your girlfriend/wife and she understands, just do a bunch of kegels and follow the breathing technique.
>asian
Based.
>indian
You spelled latinas wrong.
>latina
hahahahahahahah oh wow.
disgusting sub 90 IQ race.
>Ecuations yes, grandma not so much
this, imagine accidentally cumming to the image of your grandma
That’s a nice Dubu you’ve got there
>single handedly defeated arguments he made up that user never made.
based. this is the power of NoFap, creating your own easily defeated imaginary foes
Blaming literal fucking jews for the reason youre a weird pervert is pretty lame
Yeah its too late for you. Im not gonna just let my kids bc some neets who just jerk off
>I-I didn't make the arguments
>see, Jews don't own the porn industry and would have no interest in getting people addicted for profit
>also, btw guys it's too late for you
kill yourselves
when you get over your Jow Forumsphase youre going to be really embarrassed about those woke memes you posted on social media user
>t. your loving grandmother whose worried about your anti social behavior
>Jow Forumsphase
>you'll be embarrassed after you've said the truth
no, also taking stances on social media is retarded because faggots like you will shoot anyone down who isn't part of the gay mystery club
Not even close to the U.S., you're just a coward who likes to use stereotypes to skip the deep bits
>you're just a coward who likes to use stereotypes
>jews are out to get me
xD
legit what is your issue you narrow minded complacent homo, I just said I'm not from the U.S.
>tyranny of the kings of europe
I wonder who could be behind this post
that's not a stereotype, it's a fact that some jews own almost everything. not those in Israel, who are just living their lives, or the guys you've met in highschool. but the statistics do not lie, just because some lolifag says so
I am on day 203 and am purely doing it to flex my will on my primal desires.
>that's not a stereotype, it's a fact
nice bait, but I told you to jump down a cliff, not to steal our fun on the mongolian basket weaving board
And you’re telling us Indians are any better ?
I’m more or less ok with North India, but that’s it
>t. 1/1688th southern italian
>if I repeatedly call you a dumbass while you're elaborating your stance on things, then I'm correct because if I repeat things I must be right
>if I apply simple patterns to complex matters, I'll understand everything
I see the discord trannies are infiltrating Jow Forums now.
they've done that for 2 years
>elaborating your stance on things
>Everyone i disagree with is a discord tranny
>posting "I didn't hear this right, right!?" equivalents repeatedly to make it seem like your replies had any substance
>posting this nearly everyday
lmao absolutely rent-free
this has to be coordinated or it's some loser with no friends
>dallas shooter
>"alt-right"
pick one
Your not gay, its just that sex is fapping into another person, and woman's pussy will never be as tight as your grip
>sex is fapping into another person
except it isn't
>he doesn't know about the discord trannies
Normally if somebody copypastas something and you see it appear more frequently after it's a result of other people picking it up too. Not sure in this case how frequently this shit comes up, but if it's in every single thread it could be a NEET but it's probably just multiple people.
bro it has the same filename, no one is gay enough to pick up on that
checked
they've played it down aswell, as if they didn't do their bs here
You are the one, who encourages watching porn herte, but it's we, who are weird perverts. Ok, totaly make sense, shlomo.
Holy fuck lmao. Asian women are the lowest of the low
Just what exactly is it about nofap that makes it work so well? People say pheromones but I noticed a huge difference in success online as well. Two days ago I started chatting up this absolutely thicc black girl and she was hanging on every word of mine, replying instantly, carrying on the conversation, being flirty. At that point I was on a two week streak. Last night I relapsed and she's ghosting me now. She actually send me a message in the morning asking if I could carry her if she jumped on me and she hasn't replied to my answer. Just how can girls tell so well of you're a wanker? It's surreal. Nofap really is they key to becoming a man
Ah, never noticed that part of it. Yeah I guess it's the same NEET/loser.
it's not about pheromones, it's something inherently spiritual.
...
After a couple of years and many trials I arrived to the same conclusion: It's beyond physical.
ok retard, haha
>t.
What I learned from NoFap is that I become bisexual after two days without masturbating
>jerked off to the pornstar that looks like my ex out of extreme loneliness and regret again
I don't know if I can make it bros...
>I also started sleeping with no pillow.
Please stop,I can only swallow so many memes in one post
What the fuck do we do to stop this? I do this all the time. It’s honestly tearing me down.
Would you also drink salt water if you were thirsty and stranded on an island???Think about it.
I feel better when I'm not fapping, but it's so easy to end up jerking off if you feel bad one night or you're just bored. After that it's like your mind is working against you to make you forget how good you felt before, and make you think that jerking off everyday is totally fine and normal.
I really don't want to, and I want to stay closer with God and away from this sin. I miss her so much, but I don't think she ever cared about me.
Nofap is probably the biggest neckbeard thing there is. Porn is the problem nofap is degenerate no serious man does it, only fat weebs. Think about it and you will realize it's true.
But how do we deal with this?
Jerking off after a week or more feels really great but it's so easy to end up fapping every day again.
Christians do it
>thinking I wouldnt snap this skinny baby-like faggot in half
lmao
based schlomo