How about a miring thread?
>went to the beach with some friends and gf
>talking about bodybuilding with one buddy
>do the Zyzz pose
>qt high school girl in a tight leopard bikini walks by at the same time
>smiles and flexes her biceps at me
>started talking to me but had to cut it short because my gf was right there
She was seething the whole day kek.
I was just looking at /tv/ weep over this webm.
Nah, /tv/ likes Chadvill. He's a cunnysseur.
BAAASED
They really can't help themselves, can they?
>this webm will be posted all over Jow Forums in the months to come
N-no please
Use it as motivation.
Who is this turboqt in red?
how to get this physic?
henry doesn't date thots
No he dates beards
Chad of Chads
who is this piece of meat? no homo
Man, having basically the most beautiful woman mire you, holy shit
Roids and exercise
These threads are always a reminder that I shouldn't be here
The stories consist of VERY common interactions with girls like eye contact and small talk, with the occasional one night stand of which Ive had like 20
Imagine this but with a wink at the end, that would make me so aroused
Good for you, Casanova.
GTFO.
am I the only one that can "feel" when women stare at me, even from their peripheral? am I hyper aware or just delusional?
>Out with dinner with my parents
>Ate a nice steak place
>On a walk talking with my parents
>Wearing well fitting chinos and a tight t shirt
>qt sitting on a bench talking to her friend does a literal triple take as I walk past
>As I walk away I look behind me
>She's still staring
Feels good man
cute!
>get tinder after ex cheated on me because I need to get laid to remedy my mental turmoil
>start chatting with a 2nd year history major (lel) and tell her I can help her with her essays since I used to ace them in high school (I was a chem eng major at the time)
>after a little back and forth she agrees and asks if I want to grab some drinks beforehand
>meet up with her at a bar, wearing a loose button up over a t shirt and jacket cause it’s december in canada and cold as fuark
>start chatting, turns out shes a complete FOB from Shanghai
>I’m talking the whole package, horrible accent, very showy off clothing, lots of jewellery
>fuck it got this far might as well keep going
>conversation is going great, she’s pretty fun despite the accent and really warms up to me getting touchy
>take off my button up cause I get very hot when drinking
>she grabs my arms and says “wow you really must go to the gym a lot your arms are amazing” in a classic chinese accent
>spaghetti mode engaged
>we go back to her house, start making out
>she pulls down my pants and takes out my dick
>says “ohh my god, I think asian girl like me needs small asian cock for first not this”
>kinda sitting there half disgusted by her and half flattered
>”what do you mean first?”
>she explains she’s a virgin and has “principles” when it comes to guys
>”ohh ok”
>not even 5 minutes later I’m finishing in her throat
Kek, some “principles”. She was pretty insane, once we started fucking she admitted she had a rape fetish and would start calling me “master” and “teacher” all the time. Went apeshit when I told her I started dating some girl and couldn’t see her anymore. She fully thought we were going to get married. Wish I saved the snapchat convos.
nice larp, incel
I hope you're a female
Trial of the Grasses (obviously not until failure)
Grueling training regime x F
Fight monsters (again not until failure)
Whenever I post this story I get replies like this. Why would I post a fake story in a fucking Jow Forums mire thread? Moreover, which part of it is even that unbelievable? Are you some salty asian kid?
>Why would I post a fake story
to get (you)s obviously
Henry Cavill. Chad of chads and also a turbo nerd. He missed the phone call from Zach Snyder telling him he got the role for superman because he was too busy healing through a dungeon in Wow.
I come from a time when Jow Forums didn’t even have (You)s, newfag
I just noticed that playing WoW in his "situation" is based. It's not like he has a 5 to 9 so he can play basically whenever he wants, before and after going to the gym with his personal trainer or whatever. Perfect
you mean it took you 2 weeks to install 4chanX
>healing
Healer chad role confirmed, tankbros S E E T H I N G
I bet he play priest
>the way my wife and son look at me
when I come home from work
homies gotta chill
i love me some high-test thiccies but lads... these petite ultra-feminine faced bitches gon make me act up...
All I want is a cute innocent girl like her that loves and mires me every day
I feel this too. Everyone does. But sometimes it's your delusion yes.
>get Jow Forums, nothing really changes
>get /fa/ with appropriate style to show off the Jow Forums and better accentuate my natural attributes
>mires everywhere
Maybe its the effort put into the fashion, maybe its the improved physique. Probably both.
>dont get mired until i get /fa/
Doubt it
>which part of it is even that unbelievable?
Asians have gigantic dicks.
how do i get that physique?
okay, not literally /fa/ the board, was just keeping it chinese textile board appropriate.
I got Jow Forums because I wanted to be able to wear cool clothes and actually look good instead of like a skinny twink.
>17yo
>that face
Wtf is wrong with white women?
My physique is a definitive part of my image at work and my coworkers mire me daily
I would have the same reaction honestly. He is probably one of the few legit 10/10s out there.
being a skinny twink is a good thing user, embrace your destiny. stop lifting, wax and practice arching your back.
Gaze detection. Most of the time your brain's probably forcing you to imagine it.
>be a millionaire with access to the best dietitians, trainers, and of course, drugs
>have top-tier genetics and be the most lusted after man on planet earth
>have an air conditioned personal home gym or be a member at a super exclusive private gym
>have a chef prep all your delicious healthy meals for you
>have a shitload of free time because you're not a burnt out wagecuck and its your job to be in good shape
>be motivated like fuck because you're contractually obliged to get beefy, and you know you'll be shirtless on TV
If I sound salty it's because I am. I would cut my balls off to spend just a day in Cavil's life.
Jow Forums is dressing up in a fashionable way that shows off your gains
/fa/ is dressing to show off you clothes
don't get this shit twisted
>not doing both
Showing off your gains isn't just about wearing the tightest jeans and t shirt you can find, user.
Henry Chadvill doesn't use steroids user.
Perfect diet, sleep schedule and exercise routines yes, but not steroids.
He is what you aim for, user.
>mfw women are always more impressed with my healthy relationship with my parents than my appearance
Did you try Maybellene?
guys on either end are most attractive and probably the most autistic at the same time
>girl glanced in my general direction yesterday
Am now officially a chad, see ya later faggots.
There are uglier people that live his life, it could be you too if you tried user
>mfw I hold nothing but the strongest of hatred towards my parents
a key part of the hero's journey is to make peace with his father
Where did I imply I would do that? I certainly do have tight t-shirts and really skinny jeans but most of my wardrobe I would rate as "well-fitting". When I say dressing to show off your clothes I mean shit like this
mom bought me a sleeveless shirt cause she said i look muscular
This is such a retarded trope. If your father is a legit piece of shit that did nothing but make your life miserable, then you don't need to make peace with him.
this is not just a trope.
Idk who he is
this is an M&S trope
Beer, sitting on your ass, heavy metal, slight retardation
2 more months
((They've)) really done a number on white women. Lusting after some lightbulb head.
>Literally staring at his bulge
God I wish that were me
Easy to dab on them with your good parental relations when so many of them are damaged roasties with daddy issues
Ricebois on suicide watch
Based Chadvill spread
I live in toronto and I can tell you stories like this are really common, chinese women who have no idea what they're doing in relationships get used all the time by men
it's actually pretty depressing. the guys are shitty to them and they basically take it because they think they're going to get married.
it's not like western sluts where I have no sympathy. these girls get used by guys they're completely not prepared to deal with.
/fa/ doesnt even give good advice
>losing your virginity on tinder
>lasting 5 minutes
god's punishment
Based and Dadpilled
I’m the user that posted the story and I live in toronto kek, granted it happened at queens over in kingston
yea I mean it's like that all over toronto and vancouver. naive fob expecting marriage gets used by a guy coming from a casual sex culture. it's just sad. whatever though, there's tons of guys like you.
dat manspreading
some high school intern at my work was sneakily looking at me like this
mogging ricebois downtown at queens is my favourite pass time
Yeah all the time. My favorite is the classic having their heads stationary and pointed away from you but their eyes are moved alllllll the way right or left to catch a sneak mir.
kekd
God I wish Cavill would pound my bussy to oblivion
Damn that woman on the right is seen better days
>Man, having basically the most disgusting Jew mire you, holy shit
fixed
Alchemy.
>she had a rape fetish and would start calling me “master” and “teacher” all the time
Kek. Reminds me of some girls I've dated. Only they call me "daddy" because I'm older (I mostly aim for HS or college girls) or "Mr. user" because I used to be a teacher.
That's legal virtually everywhere, retard.
Yeah, cause PoCs are so much better. Pic related a 27-year-old nigress from the same tv show. So much for black don't crack.
>Go play tennis with a couple of broads
>One of them has shown some of interest in me before
>Be playing agaisnt her
>At some point we take a break and start chatting
>Im really hot and sweaty so I take my shirt off
>As soon as I take my shirt off she goes silent mid sentence
>Her eyes instantly go from looking at my face to looking at my torso
>She doesnt even try to look at my face again
>We go back to playing
>She misses swings and just plays like shit
>"user you're making me miss!"
>Keep in mind this girl is ranked as #10 tennis player in my country for her age
I have a gf and she knows about her. I don't plan on cheating but this is fun
Remeber that video of that woman basically orgasming talking to a body builder lol