Thank god I did all those pushups and pullups

I get where the bait is coming from and unlike most of Jow Forums I actually believe spending too much time in the gym or doing exercise is both bad for you and a waste of time, but getting a healthy reasonable amount of exercise makes your life so much better in so many ways and it doesn't even need to be a timewaster. I work out at a home gym and have plenty of other stuff to do while I exercise.

If they had not done the exercises and the work both of these men would be dead or demented. As you can see both of these ancient gents are in optimal oldman health, there is still sparkle in their eyes.

Even unto death must you lift.

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This. I'd also rather die at 90 in my sleep living a life I love rather than spending the last years of my life gobbling pills, being in and out of hospital and eventually dying in a hospital bed while I suffer.

the point of the thread was actually to make fun of people who only do calisthenics

My great grandfather's still alive at 96 and he's always outside. His body is still strong after all these years, he likes to walk to the bakery to buy some sweets for me and smoke tabacco.

>make fun of people who only do calisthenics
>calisthenics
>strong focus on joint flexibility and mobility
enjoy your zimmer frame

>Thank god I posted all those crab in a bucket threads on Jow Forums....

enjoy always being mediocre

>I wish I hadn't spent my time on Earth as a degenerate coping tranny

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Hmmmm

you wish you could dominate life as hard as this guy

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i can go out and lean on a rail and look out in the distance too dipshit

Calisthenics is superior for upper, barbells are superior for lower.

>letting yourself get old

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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Post body

I don't get it. What's wrong with calisthenics?

>calisthenics fag asking to see other people's naked bodies
yep, it checks out alright

there's nothing to die for in this day though user, even Mishima admitted it.
But I don't want to anhero either.

give me some inspiration man

nothing, it all depends on what your goals are

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>Thank God I wasn't a fat slob and made it all the way to this ripe old age and slayed a shit ton of pussy along the way

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As opposed to jacking off and playing video games

>he thinks the dude in the photo is standing
oh no no no

>collapses after the photo taken because all muscle weighing his old frail body down

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>fat powerlifter that got btfo by calisthenicsfags in the last threaf

Thank God I was able to walk, talk, and shit without assistance up until I turned 80.
I've seen 50 year olds in diapers because they gave up. Nightmarish.

Diet is far more important for longevity than activity level

>aesethicsfags getting asspained because calisthenicsfags focus more on overall mobility instead of wanting to get big

>
Hehe yeah we just wanna stay scrawny and unaesthetic forever

Hehe yeah, I just want to project what I want onto others forever

>thank God I lived a healthy balanced lifestyle so I could raise a healthy family and see my grandchildren grow into respectable young adults.
>Oh and I outlived the collapse of liberal USa

>all that muscle
>frail
???????

I love stories like that. Old respectable dudes still living the same way they did 80 years ago.

>Thank God I'm still alive when all the fat slobs died years ago.

Post routine pls

You have never had sex before.

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Even if that was true, how is it relevant?

B O D Y B Y R I N G S

Thank god I watched all that Netflix™ and worked hard for my boss™ and ate all that McDonalds™ and Starbucks™ instead of spending time at the gym over my 30 years of existence. *sips* Yup, no regrets.

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That man is 132 years old.
Looks like those pushups worked.

Enjoy having heart attacks in your 40s, faggot.

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