The Mog King

You can't mog anything with an ugly face.

It is without a single doubt the bloatlord. His mere presence in a thread is enough to brutally mog most tw*nks (ie any """man""" under 200kg). He is a machine built for the sole purpose of mogging

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Any mogging can quickly be reversed by asking to suck the mogger's toes.

>implying that lanklet mogs grizzly
Heh i bet he cant even bounce his bodyweight off his powerbelly

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>those tiny legs
nah

Brian Shaw
Haven't seen a taller strongman

The one and only

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Right guy is absoultely based, walking through the streets of some desolate greek village with a filled shotglass, always at the ready

hafthor bjornsson is taller and heavier

I respect the guy and how much he lifts, but hes only able to do so by bouncing it off of his gut. If he could do those lifts normally that would be a different story.

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>Marky mark claims 5'8"
>Dwayne claims 6'5"
>less than 5 inch differential.... hmm

He looks like a failed giant clone of bill gate

It's cuz the rock is 6 foot. I know the h do it for bball but probably for other sports too, they just e-stat their numbers to make already impressive numbers seem even more impressive.

All wrestlers wear lifts and have a worked billed height. I think Dwayne got shorter as he aged though.

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he can do it properly anyways, there is a video of him doing a 4pl8 ohp pretty strict

he got ktfo by a much smaller lyoto machida.

Wonder what this absolute unit was packin no homo

it took lyoto fucking machida to bring him down bruh
machida is a good candidate too. or marco rua. like I said, big dudes in combat sports are amog as hell. their livelihood is fighting other big chads to prove who's the ultimate chaddest of them all

all wrestlers are billed at 2" taller than their actual height, I think it was so they could have a 7ft tall guy back in the day while explaining why he didn't tower over a 6'6 guy

>falling for the height mog meme

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Hes a quarter inch taller and weighs less

Maybe a cope but most tall people have joint problems just from moving around even at young age. While lifting they have higher risk of injury and they move kind of akwardly. Unless they are also big frame godtier genetics, but those too in lesser extend. Moreover shorter people are more athletic in general, its easer for them to control their bodies. From biological point of view people should be 170 tops, higher than that is just not healthy, historicaly people were a lot shorter than today cuz there was less food.

>that tie

Let’s see you bounce three plates off your gut from an incline.

An awkward lanklet that still got more mires than you ever will.

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haha more like The Pebble amiright?

>tiny legs
I don't think you realize how fucking big that guy is, he's fucking 2.20, his legs are huge, just look small comparing to his body

What impresses me most about the guy on the right is the absolute size of his skull

Yikes.

Link it. There's no way that fatass can do a 4 plate OHP, Larry did it last year and he looked like he's gonna shit himself

Friendly reminder:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/173825

That’s aaron reed, saw that nigga at a Walmart in Tampa once

guy can get sucked with the chick standing

That his brother or something?

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>they say Dwayne is 6'5"
He is like 6'2" at max

>those jaw implants

hilarious.
the absolute state of that miserable excuse of a man.

I think that's his family bro

>still not understanding puberty

I want to fuck woman that size

Who is the guy on the right?

Ezra Miller.

l2google

what is this?

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Xe is not a man, you shitlord.

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His shirt tucked into his pants, autist

And also - they have not had surgery.

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>barely identify as human
So wait, queers agree that they are not human?
Based and self-awareness pilled.

kek

between this and the implant i seriously wonder if he spends time on Jow Forums. he seems exactly like a doomer

Brutal mogging

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I doubt it desu, he doesn't even have his own Twitter or Instagram or anything.

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mog train.

Can some actually make a cumulative mogging in a series of photos?

How do you make that expression?

Which one?

But that would make it even more likely

Le smug islander face

You have to be Samoan to be able to make that face

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What's Shaq's binch
I saw him fail 3pl8

Or Hawaiian or w/e his ethnicity is I don't remember

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He makes everyone look like manlets. Being heightmogged by a nerd is embarrassing.

The man who mogged the world...

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>get your faggot hands off me

Absolute chad

No, he likes it. He slams that b-pussy on the regular.

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thats hot af

Imagine being mogged by an herbivore

Another user pointed out an alternate interpretation of that .webm though, it looks like Ezra may have had a half-chub and Aquabro noticed and was trying to help him hide it.

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This is the real pic

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Tit mogging is best moging

Do you actually think he gains any lift from the belly bounce? Serious question i dont think my belly muscles would co tribute anything but a token effort.

good analysis

thanks :3

Chads everywhere should be happy this guy isn't straight because if he was there'd be no pussy left for anyone

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im confused - google tells me ezra is 5 11 but mamoa is 6 4 lmfao

Ezra is wearing heels there and he may be closer to 6', a lot of stuff I've seen online has people comment about how tall he is

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i dunno man, mamoa's shoes dont look flat either and going by the other people in the video he looks more 6 2

lol I didn't want to go there and question his height but you may be right

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i dont really have a problem with it its just weird to see famous people height frauding like this

Literally the only answer, guy on the right is 6'4"

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Literally all actors lie and add 2 inches to their height

Bruh I would think actors are some of the biggest height frauders out there, why do you think so many of them wear lifts?

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