I masturbate regularly (once a day if Im not having sex) and im still making more gains then you...

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Doesn’t really work like that. Actually sounds extremely sensitive if you can’t handle being asked a question like what I did. Lol.

My body

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>3 in one day

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The nofapper is mad

But nofap also feels good Haha OP btfo

not as mad as the guy who spams the same pic in every "nofap" thread lmao

Its not anger driving my actions. Im just the spark to set the nofap community ablaze

I don't do it for gains. I'm sure it's a meme and I'm sure it doesn't effect gains.

It might be placebo but I think it improves my social presence and mental energy.

holy shit is this supposed to be a meme?
just link the pdf next time

You fap because you have a weak body and a weaker will.
Nobody is impressed by your lack of self control, user.

The fap that breaks nofap feels too good.
Help me, I don't want to break my streak again!

>once a day
lmao imagine being a kike that only jerks off once a day, i do it multiple times, even after sex, here say it with me champ... ROOKIE... NUMBERS

what wrong to masturbating to your imagination?

>wake up
>"Ha ha time to tug my penor"
>Go to jew controlled Laotian needlepoint imageboard
>Spend 20 minutes beating meat to catgirls and trannies
>bust
>"G-GUYS, I MADE IT"

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the amounts of samefagging is astounding
seems like you're mad and sore and trying to fuck with people's resolve
where I'm from, we'd say you're a person whose spirit is that of a pig

get madder and madder, you compulsive masturbator

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bot posting

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The true benefits of nofap only appear at the 6222th day, only the chosen ones can get there

90 days for your brain to heal

>air
>water
>sleep
>food
>fapping/porno

pick four

Op hates that people are chosing restraint where he has chosen to live like a dog

What's next on your agenda, op? Pride march?

6222 days for superpowers and a 60 points IQ increase

For real, if I don't use porn of any kind, and limit it to like one or twice a week, is there really anything wrong??

No and don't let the delusional retards on here tell you different. This is coming from someone who just broke a 200 day streak for fucking kicks and saw no difference. Both NoFap and jerking regularly are fine, just don't become so obsessed with one or the other that you think it's the only way to live and waste your life typing out angry messages on an anonymous Croatian moth-collecting forum to validate yourself.

Am I supposed to ignore this?

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Just ended a 43 day nofap streak bros. It was okay, but looking forward to getting at least a week nofap streak back under my belt.

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you dont really have zinc and magnesium and other metals to spare, why waste it on masturbating user? want no gains? want your hair to fall off? is it worth it?

No Fap unironically cured my erectile dysfunction. It's absolutely real.

Yes and don't let the delusional retards on here tell you different. This is coming from someone who just broke a 20 day streak for fucking kicks and saw huge difference. Both NoFap and jerking regularly are absolutely not fine, you become so obsessed with one or the other that you think it's the only way to live and waste your life typing out angry messages on an anonymous Croatian moth-collecting forum to validate yourself.

Lot of angry former porn addicts in this thread. Always so easy to rile up. My point (besides starting a riot) was to show people curious about it that its unnecessary. Its like waking up and choosing to tie your left shoe before the right. You get it in your head thats the reason you had a good or bad day. Stop giving power to nonsense you fools. Just lift harder. Eat better. And for gods sake, have sex

>When will you realize nofap is a meme and stop hating things that feel good?
Im glad you care so much about random strangers on the internet.

Did nofap/noporn for a couple weeks because I started only being able to get off to more and more sickening and fucked up shit. I was hoping if I ended up giving in I'd just fap to my thoughts or some soft porn but I got drunk and broke my streak by going straight into the deep end. Now I feel morally defeated and am back to square one. How do I stop?

>once a day

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>broke my streak by going straight into the deep end
H-how deep? Tor tier deep?

Hoooooly shit lol you literally can't mentally process how moronic you sound

Hooooooly shit, i told the fish it was bait and he still bit it. You cant mentally process how moronic you sound

That's not important, just help me

Yes and don't let the delusional retards on here tell you different. This is coming from someone who just broke a 2 day streak for fucking kicks and saw huge difference. Both NoFap and jerking regularly are absolutely not fine, you become so obsessed with one or the other that you think it's the only way to live and waste your life typing out angry messages on an anonymous Croatian moth-collecting forum to validate yourself.

Hooooooly shit, you responded with words

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Such a projection only reflects your own insecurities in regard to 'nofap'
It is not a thing about obsession, it is a simple act of conserving your sexual energy and channel it in healthy productive ways.
A simple fact of your inability to have the self discipline to avoid masturbation shows you simply try to persuade others to hate 'nofap' because of your own hatred toward yourself.
You are low energy

Conserving sexual energy? If im not fucking im beating off. Literally no proof your backed uo cum is a magic serum
>inb4 you didnt say magic serum
You assholes sure like to dance around it though. "My energy rose and I felt awakened" type shit

For someone calling other people assholes, you sure act like one.
Your choice to masturbate alone in your dark room in front of a computer is all on you and I frankly could not care less.
On the second note, what I believe about sexual transmutation through semen retention is all on me, I don't hammer it down to anyone but simply, perhaps help others find the answer themselves, since I assume people don't take everything I say at face value and actually look up the things I talk about.
However, what I truly dislike are certain people who start to insult, mock, demean your choice of actions, in this case 'nofap'. Constantly I have to see negative comments on behalf of people who don't actually engage in this "way of life" in a board of /fitness where people try make it in their life, and just shit on it with no effort to actually formulate their argument coherently where it would put me in a position to think that maybe they make sense? Nah, outright bullshit and insults. Tiresome really.
So again, you are low energy

Seethe

Imagine yourself in your room, it's evening and you came off work hours ago.
You are browsing in Jow Forums and suddenly feel like going to pornhub.
You browse around that for hours in search for some video to masturbate to.
As you have found your video in page 45 in some amateur category, you whip off your dick and start jacking off.
Sweat slowly starts to accumulate on your forehead and you try you hardest to bust that nut.
At some point a deep orgasm goes through you and your nut comes out flying all around your hand.
Your sweat dribbles through you and cum all over your hands as your body just collapses in this burst of dopamine you just received.
You feel relieved.
You stand at your desk, stand up, waddle through your room to the bathroom like a penguin, dick in your hand, covered in sperm and your shirt sticking onto your skin.
As your business is ended you decide to go to bed, you feel exhausted and seemingly shamed. At one point you jokingly think to yourself if your ancestors ghosts were real and saw you perform this act and how they would feel..
Whatever.
You look at the time and realize you spent hours on this and its already quite late.
You go to bed.

>You look at the time and realize you spent hours on this and its already quite late.
please delete this

If this isn't pasta, you need help

I fap once a week for the sole reason that it feels fucking amazing when you finally nut.
Anything longer than that doesn't do anything for me though.
>imagine caring about how other dudes jerk off

Your body trying to same something