No carbs today?

you bumped this topic, I didn't. all fields faggot

>slap the bowl out of her hands, sending a cloud of choking flour directly into the air, clouding me as a dark, vengeful silhouette
>punch her directly in the nose, breaking her septum, the snapping of cartilage masked by her screams of pain
>grab a fistful of her ponytail and wrench her head around as i begin repeatedly hammering her in the stomach
>scream "I TOLD YOU NO FUCKING CARBS YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!"
>she tries to apologize through a mouthful of blood and spit but i slam her head into the counter, flinging fruit and vegetable debris around the kitchen
>punch her several times in the side of the head, screaming and crying that she never listens
>take her now ragged and sweaty ponytail in a backhand position, turn and swing her as hard as i can over my shoulder into the hard kitchen tile
>begin stomping at her thin legs, aiming for the knees to destroy her joints and means of escape, leaning over every now and then to punch her in the back of the head
>"I TOLD YOU BITCH I TOLD YOU!"

thats what i would do haha

Based and domestic violencepilled

I'd rather just eat your pussy

Num num num num

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>user, I made you dog stew with rice and kimchi
>user, what mean we don't eat dog?
>Eomma taught me how to make it. So good, so healthy.

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Why don't you just get a girlfriend?

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kkkkkkkkkkkkk
i would just fuck her roght there

Because I'm still hung up on my ex

Just stop being depressed. It's literally a meme.

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Thank you user I laughed pretty hard. Surprisingly well written

underrated

No one is going to point out that that's a sex doll?

FUCKING NOBODY NOTICED THAT IS A SEX DOLL?

IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU. YOURE HEARING SHIT AGAIN.

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That photoshoo is so lol

>asian girl
lmao

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The fact you wrote this down can and will be used in court

based. big booty fertile latinas are the white mans elixir. brownpill > whitepill > blackpill > yellowpill

Absolutely disgusting. I'd literally rather fuck the most hideous asian on earth than touch a spic, no matter how """attractive""". I'm literally nauseated by the thought of it.

you do you man. enjoy a chestless, assless pale robot while my hands get lost in a big belly and my cock gets crushed between a big brown ass and thighs

Where do I buy it?

I know that feel user. You'll make it through. We'll all make it

based

>big belly
>big brown ass
I think I found your issue man. You're not into latinas, you're into whales.

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>tfw dating japanese girl, fucking diff japanese girl, and fucking another taiwanese girl

I need help

aghhhhh

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Tell us your secrets

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Kek, seek help

i like em all. but i like em fat. thin girls are ugly, same with insectoids from hive colonies

I unironically find her repulsive

Cope of person used to picking low hanging fruit.

just a single gain user? what about the rest?

living in Japan and using tinder

i eat whatever the fuck i want, i always have carbs

also op is a faggot btw

That face is literally a fucking 3 even with the photoshop. If you're attracted to asian women you're likely a closet pedophile trying to cope.

Your local sushi joint probably has one laying around

I'd clean it really well before using it tho... maybe dip it in bleach

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H O N O R A R Y

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Asian women are the offical woman of the White man.

Because she said she doesn't like me that way and if I were to actually try any moves on her, we'd have to stop communicating.
So I stopped communicating with her.

>there's literally only one eligible woman on the planet
What did the Anonymous poster mean by this?

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>oh user

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