Tell me about the first time you felt like a chad, Jow Forums, how was it?

Tell me about the first time you felt like a chad, Jow Forums, how was it?

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When I went balls deep in the first woman I had sex with.

Never felt like a Chad. Felt brave and ballsy as all get out though.

>be me last year
>go to hospital twice for heatstroke/heatexhaustion
>wasn't getting enough rest bc roommates being loud
>had to move and move quick
>put things in storage locker and started living out of car
>already on nofap so test is already high
>most of the people i worked with hated me, even the customers, actually did my job and took little crap (security). I stuck with it for the sake of morality. Ended up turning the whole place around. Security eventually was taken seriously again and people started respecting us.
>literally things outside of work fell apart. Car which i was living out of was taken to mechanic. Mechanic screwed it up. Didn't even want to give me a loaner.
>ended up enduring, finding other forms of income. Getting things squared away. Now see how crappy my area is for people who actually do work. Realized I was around loads of trash people. Talked to pastor. Started to follow what was on the inside.
>voice ended up going octaves deeper because of the insane test production, got leaner from not eating so much and working a lot
>left job and found other means of income. Found an apartment and put money on it, just missing the crazy winter (American northeast)
>started to work with the public more. Almost everyday girls miring. Some even would like do stupid stuff like bend over real slow in front of me. Initiate conversations etc. Ask me to hang out
>was very disciplined, most people probably wouldn't be able to handle that amount of pain. Felt like I was an unstoppable force. All this happened in like a month. Forget the girls dude. You go through hell, and manage to get out of it without giving in to too much pleasure. I'd be surprised if your kahunas didnt drop a little after word. I was primed to go and it showed.

Very interesting time in my life. Sucked but I'm better because of it

One time I saw someone wrote a well thought out counter argument so I wrote COPE and never opened the thread again

People do stuff like this on the internet now instead of real life. Legit the definition of low test. It's why boomers can be so oddly confrontational sometimes. They pooppost IRL cause that takes balls.

making yourself laugh is the pinnacle of chad, so good job. keep it up.

When a girl approached me and asked for me number. I told her that I couldn't give her my number bc my gf would get mad. I did not have a gf at the time. I still have no gf. Guess I am the Chad virgin.

It was amazing. To make a long story short, I was climbing out of a 5 year long period of depression and anxiety, and had one of my decreasingly rare nights where I had fun with friends. There was this legit 8/10 there and I don't know how, but we were having fun when we gave each other a look from which I instantly knew how attracted we were to each other. She then made an effort over the course of a week to get close to me, meanwhile I spilled enough spaghetti to feed the entirety of Africa for a month. Now she doesn't talk to me, but this whole experience showed me how confidence is all that matters.
Thus having my body image issues shattered, I started lifting. Why? Because it's important to me. I believe a man should be strong, and I know that I can be only truly confident if I follow my dreams.

Sometimes something just clicks inside me, and i enter chad mode. I wish i was cool enough like this all the time but it only happens like once every 2 years.

>go out with cutest girl in high school as friends
>the nerd in me knows theres no reasonable chance in hell its more than friends.
>spend the whole night listening to her complain about her ex
>during bowling shes just talking about how she doesnt want another boyfriend anytime soon, and im sitting there agreeing and complimenting her like a cuck
>go to dinner, this continues
>"youre a really good friend user"
>words hit my brain like a 45 caliber bullet
>she drives me back to my place, but we talk outside while sitting on her car for a bit
>*click*
>feel unlike the beta virgin i usually am
>say some shit like "so how good of a friend am i again?" That wouldve sounded autistic anyway other than how i said it in that moment
>grab her ass, pull her close and kiss her
>together for 2 years but my regular beta self pushed her away eventually.
How do i unlock my final form lads

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don't know if its a chad story but here goes
>break up with gf
>meet new girl few days later
>fuck her few times over a weekend
>old gf finds out I'm with new girl
>gets jelous
>comes to my place saturday morning
>we fuck
>she leaves
>new girlfriend comes over few hours later
>fuck her twice that night
>next day old gf rings and wants to get back together

I'm retarded as fuck though and ended up ruining both their lives by trying to drag on the situation as long as I could

18: First start lifting in college. Run into my hs female friends and they compliment my biceps. Run into my hs crush who starts gushing and telling me how hot she thinks I am and how she wishes I had liked her in hs. Turn her down because I am faithful and loyal to college girlfriend.

19: Broke up with gf, but anytime she was around me in the library or cafeteria, I would see that she was broken up by all the girls who were mirin/talking to me.

20: A group of freshman girls regularly takes pictures of me when I wear a tank top on campus.

22: Get a QT Korean gf who lets me creampie her and call her "my little cum dumpster."
24: Get a handjob from a QT cuban girl who is related to Angie Verona. Want to go back in time and tell 15 year old me that he's gonna make it.
25: Hooking up with my QT black fwb. She's bi. She starts making out with some blonde girl while I grind on her. Make out with both of them. Look up to see girls watching and dudes looking jelly.

26: Be in a relationship with a girl who I love and respect very much. Talk with her confidently about commitment and our future plans together. Also, she pegs me.

5/10, made me reply.

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>2014
>back from AFG
>in formation bitchin about not busting a nut yet
>pfc background chirp ensues
>”wtf he is tall, ripped, funny, and....”
>”sarge ur hung like a fucking horse”
>..... what private
>whole PLT is now talking about my apparently massive dick
>yay barracks life
>howsmyass.nohomo
>CO behind me, hears it all
>fml
>SGT D dont forget you agreed to dinner at my place tonight
>yayaya.worshipCOtime
>get there at 6
>only his wife, daughter, me, him
>wtfdidigetmyselfinto.arrangedmarriage
>CO is refilling my drink like an infinity pool
>Bragging me the fuck up to his daughter
>ohno.realization
>im being setup by my CO
>every daughter on base is hoe mode 10k tho
>realize i HAVE to show interest in her or my career is over
>whats the worst that could happen
>sober she a 6.4/10 - no round up
>att she was a 10
>CO best bottle service ever, ice dont see air
>flirtflirtflirt.ibetshegetwet
>anonurarms.pettinginfrontofdad
>too drunk to care
>CO and wife head inside
>”you kids close up”
>....
>........
>..........
>something tickles my ear
>they will be asleep in 20 minutes user, theres an old couch in the basement.teeheewinkwink
>...................
>am i really about to fuck my CO daughter in his house while he is home
>yes
>yes i am
>ff
>this bitch is a screamer
>balls fucking deep
>cervix pounding screams
>idgaf
>pump and fucking dump no condom cuz who woulda had one then
>i kno i kno
>desu so drunk wanted CO as FIL
>baby.nbd
>pass out on couch
>wake to couch shaking
>fml
>CO standing over me
>with a fucking blanket
>dick.out - nude sleeper ftw
>”the wife took a little too long with laundry, guess she enjoyed the view”
>uhhh uhhhh
>”yall sounded like you had a lot of fun last night”
>uhhhh uhhhh
>”dinner will be at 7 on friday”
>....... uuhh ok
Continued to get fed and fucked for 8months, three times a week. Thankfully his daughter broke it off.
Realized I was alpha tier chad when dad chad did everything to get my genes in the family pool

>I'm retarded as fuck though and ended up ruining both their lives
based

fucking stroke posting ass grunt, good story even if it is near impossible to read

Back ~5 years ago when I was decently shaped (skinny fat now cause gf). I then slept with the prettiest woman I've ever layed mye eyes upon. Gym-girl, 20yrs, blonde, blue-eyed, tanned, white teeth, abs and toned but still tits and ass. But just like every single other girl out their, her personality was absolute trash and it ended rather quickly after this night. But holy shit, that night felt like a porn movie.

In second grade all the girls ran after me. I could easily outrun them, but slowed down to see what they where going to do. They held me down and took turns kissing me. I spat in their faces because I "hated" girl-lice at the time and pretended to be really angry.

>I'm retarded as fuck though and ended up ruining both their lives
KEK

>already on nofap so test is already high

stopped reading

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>(skinny fat now cause gf).
sort that out because she'll leave eventually and you want to be in shape so you don't have to spend 6 month getting in shape before you can move on

>most of the people i worked with hated me,
i hate you too

T-thanks. I'm actually contemplating wether we're good for each other or not. I'm actually planning to take gym and healty living more seriously soon™.

go for it man and good luck
I'm still in a 13 year relationship with the same girl and although I love her I some times contemplate leaving
It's good to just work on yourself so you are in a good place even if you decide to stay together, it gives you your own space and time but if shit does go south then it'll be easier to move on

>I'm retarded as fuck though and ended up ruining both their lives by trying to drag on the situation as long as I could
based retard user

Thanks for the reply (no homo). Actually pretty solid advice pal.