Alright Jow Forums I’m going to eat an entire pizza

Surviving on it beats living in it, right euromutt?

I’m a woman
This pizza is 1.3% of my bodyweight
If I finish this I will become 1% pizza tonight

Mixing starch with either fructose, lactose or protein is already bad on its own. Pizza mixes all of these things. You will both ferment, breakdown and oxidyze all components. Look up gut health and probiotics, and read a book on naturalism you dumb niggers.

>seething mutt who never visited the mediterranean culture, aka the only real culture
Reminder your "country" started with a colony of our worst genetic dead ends

>I’m a woman
is that why you've made such a shitty thread?
HUUUU HUUUUUU I EAT PISSA HUUUUU HUUUUUU SO WOW HUUUUU HUUUUU

Think I'll just have some pizza instead you supreme bullshitter

What's hard about eating an entire large pizza? It's like 1 serving to me lmao

>I'm fat lmao

Are you really gonna turn a pizza thread into Jow Forumsesque bullshittery?

burgers can't even eat an entire pizza kek

Do you think a well adjusted woman goes out alone on a Sunday night to eat a whole pizza by herself.

>not 26 inch pizza

go ahead, the pleasure of seeing my competition degenerating itself is mine

Read the coment I replied to you absolute tripplenigger

Consider suicide.

Post body

No because I have to live to see the singularity

kek

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Lmao it’s the opposite the burgers were laughing at me for not being able to finish a pizza.

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I'm not excusing , I'm saying don't fall for it.
Why the anger, fren?

>No
I see you've considered it, but of the 4 reasons to not kill yourself you've picked the worst.

That's fucking pathetic. In my prime I could polish off two 16" pizzas in a single sitting. Pizza has always been my speciality

Burrata is based

are you a basedboy? in Itay everyone eats an entire pizza and we are lean as fuck

If you can finish a large pizza in one sitting you have an eating disorder. Not something to brag about.

Okay that was surprisingly easy, probably because of Asian portion sizing.
What’s for dessert, boyos?

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keep in mind Italian pizzas are smaller than 'murican za

If you can't you are weak willed and probably a faggot

Double scoop ice cream is the only valid choice here

>What’s for dessert, boyos?
your pussy please ma'am

t. fatty

We also have “the dirty series”

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32" waist meine freund. I can polish off two large pizzas in a single sitting. I just don't do it all the time. Only eat pizza one every couple of months

This was my stomach this morning can’t wait to see the after.

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roastie btfo

Same here but then I wouldnt be able to shit for 2 days

L ON D O N

You need to eat a couple more pizzas. You look anorexic
Women don't adjust well in general. The average woman wouldn't go alone on any night to do anything because of her crippling insecurities

Okay nvm way too full for dessert
Thanks for eating with me Jow Forums

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Post pic of stummy

>way too full for dessert
Weak. NGMI. Tell them to blend it with some milk and gulp it down. Get those gains. You need them Also, post after

I can eat a jumbo pizza by myself if it has a thin crust

If it has a thick crust like most disgusting pizzas, I can barely eat 3 pieces

You're welcome

back when I used to smoke weed 24/7 i would regularly eat 2 medium dominos pan pizzas in one sitting. One of them would have triple cheese, the other double chicken+bbq sauce

Based

I will when I get home or if I see a restroom somewhere
Thanks I feel like I’m on a date with Jow Forums

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>Thanks I feel like I’m on a date with Jow Forums
not him but this is the closest thing to female intimacy I've had in years. thank you

I can easily eat three of those no problem

Why only Mediterranean
Whaddabout Ireland

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>well adjusted
>woman

P1

Irish are just white niggers

Is that why they're dicks are so big?

Yes

>get depressed at the age of 14
> be able to eat any amount of food without feeling sick since
>heaviest person in history of my high school

OP here, thinking of going clubbing

Actual OP here I’m going to the gym
>imagine anyone on Jow Forums has any kind of social life

I used to do this all the time. Got a full on little caesars cheese pizza, put onions on it, ate that thing right up. I'm pretty sure I'm semi lactose intolerant now but hey. Gains were gains.

My dick is 7inches

Were you trying to bulk?

Duh.

>he's going to eat an ENTIRE pizza by himself in 1 sitting
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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/nightwalk/ with Jow Forums
That pizza is just hitting me now wow i am way more full than I thought I would be. I’m walking home instead. (~4km) I’ll take belly pic in the rarefied women’s locker room if anyone is still interested later.

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there you go friend

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Cincinnati?

cutie ;)

it is not possible
please cancel attemp

That joke wasn't funny years ago and it still isnt

you call this tiny shit a pizza? I ate 12" pizza by myself just yesterday step it up pleb

south korea?

thank mr skelletal

>Going out to eat at a restaurant by yourself
take this YIKES

>too insecure to eat by yourself
how does it feel to be an absolute beta?

A city in China

You're going to workout when full?

I do. No energy otherwise

you can't have one (1) person you can hold a conversation with for just like an hour to invite to dinner? Pick up some 6/10 on a dating app if you want it to be easy mode.

Yeah I realized it’s nothing impressive. Kinoshita Yuka is like 50KG and ate 10kg of noodles once

I do.
Obviously no cardio

Even then can you fags really not eat an entire pizza? A dominos medium is only like 1800-2500...

By the time I get there it’ll have been an hour of walking, yeah I feel like working out after eating helps digestion.
Nope I have no one.
Pic related is my messages, the only people who text me are spam.

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But I got to my goal weight, ate an entire pizza, and got to spend the evening with Jow Forums so at this moment I am happy.

why are you impersonating me?
no I have no one
no I would certainly not spend twice as much money to have someone with me
You're so sad, it's impressive the waste you have to go through to impress others

Based. Setting and reaching goals keeps us going.

keep lifting bros, it'll work out

Dude pizza is like 350 a slice, 8 slices makes 2,800

dominos.com/en/pages/content/nutritional/cal-o-meter.jsp

Regardless, you a lil bitch if you cant eat a fucking medium pizza

yes but shouldn't be cooked, that's retarded

When that man said you don't eat a whole pizza in one sitting he didn't mean that baby shit you're eating, he meant a full 14 inch pizza. I hope you spergs weren't bragging about that shit in OPs image that can barely count as a small.

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>implying this is an accomplishment
It's not. This is why everyone here is fucking tiny. Learn how to eat.

Plebe

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Hey what's up :)