Sup Jow Forums Male Stripper AMA

im in my fucking work outfit at a male strip club.. the fuck is wrong with you

6'1 210..

dork

maybe you're a ripped, homosexual dish washer haha

How do you become a male stripper

Do you have to have a decent bulge to be a male stripper?

haha zoomer humor.. kys my man

nice knee pads but you need em for sucking off fags for bigger tips. haha kenny g

6'1 by what standards taiwenese you wont even post your face because you look like horsey man. sadly the buldge doesnt match.

HA

be sexy with long penor and apply to the club.

LARP

he doesnt so that answers your question. cock flatter than land in florida

I'm here for the varbies and incels funny "redpilled" threads

call, see what they want go in. That's it, you will start on side stages. but eventually you will get acts and a couple sets.. then it's off to the races

Haha

how much money do you make?
I might do this to pay for college.

How much u maje on a good nite?

What is your twitter?

OP is kill

Are you natty? Is this your only job or more like a side job? How much do you make? Is there a minimum height to be a stripper?

I’m crying

Have you ever considered stripping to music by tool?

Oh shit I'm sorry. It must be harder to strip than I thought.

do you get completely naked?

I’m OP and the only people who come to see me strip are grannies and they always take their dentures out and rub their slimy gums all over me until I have a shuddering forced orgasm and we pool tips with the bouncers which to me doesn’t exactly seem fair since dudes aren’t even allowed in the club so how hard could their job be and then I go home and my boyfriend pounds my hubby hole until I fall asleep.
I also wash dishes

Cuz im not a faggot

Are you flexible? Are there many flexible male strippers?

Do you do the same dance moves every night?
Any interesting stories?
What type of women go there?
Do you get a boner when you rub your crotch on people?

wow sounds like a hard life, vice news should do a story on you!

Sounds kinda gay

no I'm completely straight, it's my husband whose gay

Can you link some nudes, you're a stripper so that should be like advertising right

Do you have gyno or just huge nips? Cant quite tell

I think he rubbed them before he took a pic or at least that's what I heard guys with puffy nips do I wouldn't know honestly

If I'm 5'10 can I become a stripcuck too? I honestly have no shame anymore and just want some money. That might be cool to be a stripper too because id get milf pussy

OP got called on stage and isn't responding anymore.
He's probably making more money right now than I make in months.

LMAO OP ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL AHAHAHA

you're literally fucking retarded, there is no damage to control, my guess is you have delicate sensibilities and want to see the stripper socially shamed.

Hey OP, get your dick grabbed by the janitor yet, you fag?

Based as fuc

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triggered much?

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>Triggered autist
A man denied his tendies

How much motherfucking money are you motherfucking making with this motherfucking shit my nigger? Answer the motherfucking question nigger.

Cope

Motherfucking nigger

Why is your penis so small? Aren't male strippers supposed to have big wangs? At least stuff it

>exposing yourself as a larp faggot in your second post

i work wed-sat
I average 200
Best night was 500.
I'm still new the top guys with clients make a 1-2 k on fri sat
Mty best night so far was 500 and fucked a bridesmate.
I have a day jog. The taller and better looking you are will usually lead to more money. But there a few stud manlets where I work killing it.

KYS shit skin

Pretty much the same, sometimes I mix it up.
All kinds women Some smoking fucking hot some busted.
All ages.
Alot of birthday parties and Bachlorette parties.

In private rooms sometimes you get a boner.
This is how it is in the state of FL and Texas maybe its diffrent in other states. Its fucking larp you autist look at my fucking picture.

I Have also fucked a new girl every weekend for over a month.
And have one girl fly me to visit her..

Before I stripped I did shots so all in all ive been at the club for like 4-5 months

Also what is with this one Lookism autist shitting up my thread.

Why not do yourself a favor and drink bleach. No one on Jow Forums wants to deal with your negative energy all the time..

Stick to Jow Forums people are trying to better themselves here.

LOW IQ LOW ENERGY

I wish, im off to a good start.
But it takes time to get regulars.
Some of the guys have been like 10 years started at like 22.

Some of these women come in and just hand them hundreds of dollars..

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The Pay is like this.
>Table dance - 20$
one song lap dance at their seat
>Couch dance 40$
2 songs in the vip area
>Private room 60$
3 songs

It starts becoming big money when you get clients.
It cost 250$ for them to get an hour with you. It just talking and a small dance.
Its just chilling at the bar.

You get your tips on stage and they tip you when you work side stages.

Everyone has multiple acts with costumes. 4 song sets..

Its wild man, and its alot of fun. We are all allowed to drink and most of the guys do coke

What are the racial demographics of your clients?

would I fit in if I was straight laced and sober with a gf?

You thought about doing any other job?

Its diverse.
And each group has their types.
Black girls usually favor the black guys.
Spanish Spanish.
White - White.

It really just depends some nights there is nothing but white bachlorette birthday parties. And that's when I kill it. Then somenights it ghetto black chicks.

As far as the guys, about 25% White 25% black and 50% spanish.
Alot of Brazilians .

Yea. But you will be tempted.
Ive done nothing but other jobs, I have another job.
This job is the most fun ive ever had working.
And there are perks to this job

I laughed

Timestamp or fuck off. You should know the rules.
Unless you pulled this pic from someone’s fucking Instagram.

>Alot of Brazilians .

This entire thread was just OP setting up a rip on Brazilians

You look great, whats your routine?
Do some of the guys you work with juice/roid?

how about you kys, dont believe me I could give fuck less what you think

95% of the guys cycle.

That’s what I thought dyel.

>No other pictures
>'Female only attendance'
Nice LARP

yeah I would think there would be a lot of gay men

“I-it’s a female only club.”
“T-this is totally me.”
“I-I-I don’t care what you think.”
How about instead of posting pics of your dream man and shitting up the fitness subsection of a Cambodian Puppet-show image board, you go lift some weights or better yourself?

>The fucking kneepads
Literally lifting gloves for sucking dick lmao

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I might not be that fit, but at least I’m not a gay stripclub dishwasher

Do I get a free lapdacne if I licked the pole you were dancing on? Haha

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BASED

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i dont even know if I should be flattered by this or not.

Ive LITERALLY been posting on /cbt/ threads on this web site for like 7 or 8 years.

I dont know why you dont think this is me, there was times in Jow Forumss history where alot of big goodlooking mother fuckers posted.

It wasnt always this depressing incel azn masculinity lookism faggotry . There was always legit faggots trying to ruin threads.. But not like current year

Coping incel

just post a photo of the sink behind you, nothing else. prove its you

its the rules men can only come in if they are with females, they pay a huge cover and can only sit at the bar.

Go to fucking gay club if you want gay shit. Why is this so hard to process. Straight groups of women do not want to be around a bunch of disgusting men. Or men in dresses.

Women can have their space too
It's their space. It's a club for them

Then why are you washing dishes?

Im not at work right now friendo. off sunday
But dont believe me idk

post a badge or post a photo of the knee pads

Sure. This. Literally any form of broofs and I’ll shut up.

here is a pic of uniform right out of the wash

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That’s just a regular gay thong. Not proof

damnit thats my other pair hold on

NO dude, thats not even the same shit. Post the knee pads and/or the shoes. come on. if you dont thats it.

have any of you old fags ever noticed how identical threads pop up over the course of months and sometimes years?
I could swear I saw this exact same thread before....

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>Looks like a literal cum rag
Holy fuck this thread

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here I sit, all alone
looking at another mans thong

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Ayyy OP delivered for once

I have those same Converses lol

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ok senpai we good.

we good

Ive done nothing but tell the truth this whole thread.
I figured some of you guys would be interested in this line of work.
I mean I got the idea from a Jow Forums thread a while ago..

For some of you, it would be a great job. Just get over your fucking stage fright. It builds confidence.
You get laid all the time and you can make LOTS of money

Just tell me about the roids please