Fuck it hurts bros

I’m your friend

thanks fren

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Join some sort of club. Whatever you are in to boxing, gun shooting, anime, etc.

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>don't know how to properly deal with parting
>purposefully start a fight with a gymbro so that he won't feel sad when I move

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>the only "friend" I've had since elementary was my gf in college
>broke up almost a year ago
I don't get it, bros. What does a normal adult social life look like? Is it as shallow as I always believed?

Work? College? Maybe you meet people through some hobby? Honestly I only made like 4 actual new good friends during my first year in college and it was pretty tough.

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holy fuck she looks gross

The gym, clubs, bar (if you're into that), and you can make work friends at work. Don't mix work friends with actual friends though, that's just a dumbass idea

>tfw two best friends moved to the other side of the country together and im still stuck in texas
why does fate hate me so

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Oh man, truth is, the further you go in life the more transient the relationships become. Without outside forces gluing you together, it's simply not as easy to maintain and strengthen the bonds over time. Couple that with the emergence of shallower acquaintances due to spread of social media, and you find it harder and harder to create a deep friendship with someone.

The bonding adventures you could have as children are gone, the circumstances that held you together through the minor spats you had are gone, the sheer level of free time and cheap hangouts are gone.

The best friend I've made since high school was a random guy in my fraternity (which I joined 4 years into college) who I didn't even hang out with much at first. Then we became roommates and started doing a ton of stuff together. When we pissed each other off we got over it within a day cause we still had bills and shit to take care of (having a third shitty roommate to commiserate against was a glue as well). To be quite honest I don't think he sees me as fondly as I see him, so while he might be my best friend, in 4 more years he may well forget me.

That's life, user. Just find people you can love in the moment and let go of the fear that you can't hold onto them forever. It's the moments that become best memory.

Thanks for reading my livejournal
If you see this I miss you vic, you dumb lug.

Checked
Also join the military, nothing bonds you more than showering together and then getting yelled at

This man speaks the truth.

wew lad....just wew

I hated my platoon. Why people think personal hygiene is optional, I will never understand.

Church and work for me

;_;

Beast your next workout for me brother

>mirin you platoon bros
Will this still happen when I go in as an officer

oh no?

You idiots were supposed to replace your best friends from youth with your future life partner.

>How people make friends after highschool?

:: Cries ::

BUT user... wom*n are not people

college - form a study group
hobbies - have fun with strangers until you are no longer strangers
work - just keep contact with someone until you hang out after work

i'm really not the most charismatic guy but i made like two new friends this year.

i like you guys but how come you're never available to hang out?

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cringe and black pilled
hope you turn gay

dilate

They were all busy having far too much sex and they now are unable to pairbond.
The average relationship lasts six months, and almost half of all marriages end in divorce.
I can't be accountable for how they expend their agency. Getting attached to the girls I'm involved with has only resulted in heartache.

Talk to people outside of your house you fucking coward

d-dont tell me what to do

Oh yeah totally

Sorry man, its kind of hard talking to complete strangers, cold approaching is so gay, but keep it up and eventually you memorize what brought you successes
Alternatively go to events so you find people with common interests, or share drinks with people and talk about life
Met two of my best friends at a concert and a smash tourney

Bet, I'm going in next year.
Can't wait for worthy eye candy after being stuck in lardsville ky my entire life.

Who do you main?
Marth/g&w (bowser for ult)

Oh sorry user I got a uhh thing to do.. maybe next time!

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>tfw 28
>have a masters in biology
>neet

This is the sign I've been looking for

imagine majoring in biology lmao

All the bros will want you.

Ness/Zelda
For whatever reason my hands are too retarded to play marth, but always enjoy watching marth players

>he still fall for the jewpussy meme
oh no no, mirin learnt nothing !

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check

>listing yourself as high maintenance
>look at that

yikes.

Ow man I miss my first gym bro. We were 15 when we started and trained for 2 years but then he moved out to study in different city. We became real bros, playing video games, lifting, making fit jokes no one gets, trying out diffrent things. Still talk to him from time to time but our lifes are completly different now and we are as a people.

I made a lot of friends after high school, probably more than in high school

My gym bro joined the army but we message all the time and he often uses his leave to come hang with me. He’s my best friend and brother and no matter what happens in life I’ll make sure there’s a way we can still meet to hang out.
Love ya johnno, absolute fuckin legend

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The thing women forget is they have to provide something of worth to the table, and "muh pussy" isn't enough (especially if you "fuck like a porn star" because that means you're not a virgin and your vagina is hence worth way less). Based on her picture, she's like a 4/10 (5/10 if you have a chink fetish). She probably can't do any homemaking: can't cook, can't clean, and will probably get mad if asked. So what is she good for? Why date, let alone marry, someone whose only worth is as a hole (and not a very good hole at that)? There's no reason, which is why this used hole is 26 and on some dating app being a choosing beggar.

I'd put my dick in that

>no childhood friends
>no friends in high school
>friends from college drifted away when I quit weed

I don't talk to anyone on my days off. There's like... 4 people on Steam that I chat with about vidya and anime.

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based gym bro doing cardio

>Planned on hanging out with best-bro on Monday
>I asked him two days in advance
>He scratched the plan to hang out with a girl i so happen to like
WHAT DO I DO TO DESERVE PAIN LIKE THIS? IM NOT A SPERG LIKE MOST OF YOU RETARDS AND IM NOT HORRIBLE LOOKING? SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG? END ME

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humans are assholes
you are an asshole as well.
fuck work place
I wish I was loaded enough to able to live like lord in my own castle with tonnes of maids.

>had no real group of friends in high school because le 'tism
>started hanging out with a couple guys going into senior year, along with mutual friends
>everybody scatters after graduation
>don't hear from anybody except one guy, and even then not often
>still see snaps and stuff of some of them hanging out with each other
>graduated three years ago, haven't had a meaningful relationship (platonic or otherwise) with a human being since
I would literally give my left nut to have my high school friends back, but I bet none of them even think about me.

easily. finding a gf is hard tho

>had a decent amount of childhood friends
>fewer highschool friends
>absolutely no close friends in college
>the closest friends I have are names and faces I will never see because they're all online
Do yourself a favor and find a club to join or (volunteer) work that puts you in groups

>what is being social?
What a waste of digits, damn.

You can join a club and befriend people but it's not the same, it will never be the same.

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this is a real 4channer

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So you're just like the normies after all.

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I actually have.

Clubs, friends of friends, festivals

With great difficulty.
Blue pill shit.

Have temporary work Friends

user you're a nice person

>tfw you never had close group of friends in high school
>tfw when you never had a high school sweetheart
>tfw when you were never invited to parties all the cool kids and hot girls went to
>tfw you never fooled around with the opposite sex during the most sexually charged years of your life

Feels bad bros. Bit of a late bloomer here starting to catch up though. At least I didnt cause any unwanted pregnancies or obtain a criminal record or pick up excessive drinking or smoking habits. But there’s a part of the human experience I feel like I missed out on...

Aren't you supposed to get over this shit after college? Having friends is so tiring and high maintenance. Just go do fun stuff on your own. People worthy of friendship are met by chance, not sought for

God intends things to be as they are, find his kindness and you shall find happiness, do not be led astray dear friend

It just happens, really.
There's no place and no time to make friends, it just happens when you expect it the least.

Some kid from my highschool class died in a car accident

>tfw i was just "that guy"
>fit enough to be with the sporty kids, good enough at smash to fit in with the nerds, edgy enough to fit in with stoners, quiet enough that girls liked talking to me
>never had a meaningful relationship with a girl, just "dating" for a month whick consisted of sex a few times to bolster her self confidence
>was invited to almost every party to make the room look more crowded
>dudes only wanted to hang out when every one else was busy
My school life was by no means boring, just empty

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Not me, just co-workers here and there.

you are me bro

Made my best friend when 24 at college. Made some other good friends at that age too.

Saying you can't make friends passed X is just a belief that will actually prevent you from making friends.

It's over. Get over it.

Wholesome

>no friends and can't hold a conversation for longer than 10 seconds
>meek and shy personality, can't look people in the eyes too long, don't talk loudly or with any emotion
>signed up for a beginners dungeons and dragons meetup
how do i not fuck this up?

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Checked but yeah try clubs or the internet and join meetups
Jow Forums has a Meetup

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Poor broken little girl, all this only for getting some drops of deserved but unwanted attention...

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Don't worry, you're in for utter spergation.

>>dudes only wanted to hang out when every one else was busy

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No get fucked scooter

Lmao what's wrong with this crazy bitch

Just be yourself

>tfw when
Lurk more

Why did I always have initiate discussions, why did I always have to ask other people to hang out? Why never the other way around?

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Not gonna lie still would smash but wouldn't date
Fucking chink fetish

>dated this amazing girl for eight years and for me she was the one... until she dumped me three months ago
>she was enough social contact and my best friend
>my "friends" try to cheer me up but I'm dead inside
>people seem to like me but I'm not ever able to stick around
>way too shy for social gatherings
>absolutely inept at making new friends and meeting new people
>hearthbroken and hurt, don't feel like fucking around nor dating anyone else after the breakup
>try to reason to myself that this is all some beta shit and I have to get over it but it's no use
>I long for intimacy but I promised never to expose my feelings again
>not sure what the future holds for me, all I know is that I feel like shit and lonely as all hell

>dudes only wanted to hang out when every one else was busy

Iktfb

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If you got netplay add me, I'm lzrd

Join church groups or befriend your neighbors or even your local butcher. Although I got to admit that its really hard to find new friends once I quitted drinking alcohol and smoking weed.