Movies that boost testosterone?

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Berserk. Legit worked outside and went inside for a little and watched it. Nofap+ the 3 arcs. Man oh man. Talk about facing some demons

>Berserk
Berserk: The Golden Age Arc

Is it jap crap?
So many movies in the search page results labeled
'Berserk'

Yeah, its the golden age arc. Anime or w/e. Not like your average anime though. There's 3 arcs of it. They do get a little soier per each movie but they're still appreciable. Putlocker has em all. Haven't found anything that intense in a while. Has a decently deep storyline too. This is coming from someone who used to really hate anime until I watched this.

Thanks

Mom’s Black Cock Anal Nightmare
Mom’s Black Cock Anal Nightmare 2
Oh No! There's a Negro in My Mom!
Oh No! There's a Negro in My Wife!
Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

>This is coming from someone who used to really hate anime until I watched this.
I remember watching the animatrix when I was younger at my mates. They all thought it was great and I just wanted to play Halo so I said I needed to shit and went to the bathroom and jerked it to his mums dirty undies. Point is, if I was capable of that back then, imagine what I will do to you now after years of crack military training if I find that you are shitting me.

Gladiator. Watched it last week after really long time. Also Band of Brothers series is nice. Especially the Currahee episode.

Troy. The one with Brad Pitt

Animatrix, dragonball Z, even Troy and Gladiator are honestly boring in comparison to the arcs. The first one was probably the most high test. But if you like virtue, purpose, and can get in a story with depth, dedication, character. You should enjoy Berserk. It's not the average neckbeard anime.

the book 'gates of Fire" is also full of test
>that peak aesthetic slomo at 3.45
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Mesrine parts one and two. You gonna get amped.

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Spartacus season 1 with the guy died of cancer.

1982 Conan is Literally GOAT, most test boosting movie ever made
>story about literally becoming ubermensch
>starring 80's Arnold

Try and prove me wrong

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Came here to post this.

Valhalla Rising.
Same director as Drive. Brutal violence. Good, gnarly soundtrack. Mads Mickleson. What more could you want?

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I'm glad someone posted this.
>Shredded warrior men
>Awesome cinematography and battle choreography
>Slicing up an armyof smelly middle eastern invaders
>Immortals? We'll put their name to the test.

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Bone Tomahawk.
>pic somewhat related

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If you haven't seen Conan get off this board. Bonus, the cast is ~50% people from Pumping Iron instead of real actors

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These

My addition would be Beowulf (the 3D animated one) and the 13th warrior, which is pretty much also Beowulf!

Even the trailer raised my test
“I AM BEOWULF”

3 hunnit

Warrior with tom hardy

Which one the 2016 season? or the 90s one

My Little Pony - Horses Need Hugs

Triumph of the Will, for some reason when they go to the different labor divisions and where they are from, I get immensely pumped up.

The Raid Redemption

Whats this pic from?

Don't even think about 2016 shit, man. It is laughably bad.

I was going to post something similar to this. I’m glad I’m not the only one on this shitpost wavelength.

This scene alone boosted me to 1200ng/dL.

>instead of real actors
Yea, I noticed that

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah and the New Broly movie. Especially the broly movie, I want to be as powerful as gogeta

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>TFW no manfaced Hyborean gf
HNNNNNNNNNNGH

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John Wick 1/2/3

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this

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Good movie, but i dont see how it boosts test. Its fucking depressing desu and hits too close to home.

A lot of autists here would relate to it; I know I did kek.

Gladiator
The Grey

Enemy at the gates

t.Aussie
Yeah nah heaps good shitposting cunt

Sometimes something depressing can provide motivation. The determination and courage, although misguided, of the protagonist can be seen as pretty test-boosting in its own right.

There isn't really that much determination. He makes a promise to eat healty, and yet he eats bread with liquor for breakfast. Once he failed to kill Palantine, he just gives up on it and moves on to something else.He has courage, I give him that, but then again, he's really mentally unhinged at that point.

I see where you're coming from. But while he may not be disciplined or whatnot, his drive to be a hero even in the face of failure still strikes me as encouraging.

JW is fucking kino

Just watch Berserk, fucktard, Guts aka the main character is a fucking gigachad. You were probably a pog greeny weeny while me and the boys were stomping 20ks with the MG's. Eat my ass virgin.

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3 is dogshit with marvel humor for redditors

13th warrior

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>cultured diplomat
>he and his people are intelligent and well-mannered
>also mudslime
I'll take two large scoops of propaganda.

You capped the wrong movie, lol.

seething wh*teoid

fucking weeb faggot you’re the antithesis of high test, post body

what are good movies for you user then

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t. sub-human

Hardcore henry

I'm genuinly shocked nobody said 300 yet.

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The thing (1982)
LOTR movies
Bladerunner
Diehard movies
Predator (1+2+ 2010 movie)

John wick 1 and 2

Excalibur
The Man Who Would Be King
Basically any John Huston movie, and most John Boorman movies

Noice choice

Did you not read anything in the thread

mad max fury road.

a two hour long ride to hell and back, no questions asked, no complex plot, just the diesel engines and the fiery desert.

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What movie is that?

meh. say all you want but miller made the movie of his career in his fucking 70s.

>Troy
too much Trojan dicksucking in that movie

fug. I gotta rewatch that

the movies are fuckin trash
manga has ups and downs but the good parts are pure mangakino

Cross of Iron

gates of fire is hilarious because he basically turned the spartans into US Marines. i read it before and after i joined and it was hilarious how obvious it was esp the dialogue
also i unironically enjoy 300 and think its Snyders best work
>that final scene where Leonidas tells Ephialtes to live forever and makes the "god" king bleed with his spear toss
pure kino

>gigachad
>literally afraid of intimacy because he got raped by a nigger and only has sex with 1 chick

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not much more than the Iliad or Odyssey or other ancient poems about the Trojan war. they were all pretty clear that the Trojans were noble people except Paris who was a cunt, and the gods who were massive cunts, and the Greeks were also cunts for raping the city

FIGHT CLUB

ONCE YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING YOU'RE FREE TO DO ANYTHING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

As a guy with reddish/blonde hair, pretty much anytime the leader of the wildlings starts slicing some fucking necks I wanna go hit the gym. Starting S8 tonight.

Fuck off weaboo fag

Is it på dansk?

Not for me. Animation was too full of disappoint. Ending sucked as well. (yes I know how the real saga ended, but this was disappoint).

>51680048
What’s this from?

This

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me vs generic "refugee" "men" in my neighbourhood.mp4

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Any movie in which the Nazis win.

this

Are you serious? Frank Dux was FULL. OF. SHIT. Pathological liar. And Van Damme is SUPER gay.

are krauts like that irl? i thought they were arian chads

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Of you separate that movie from what can Damme has become, it’s still fucking 80’s kino.

wtf is wrong with the third from the right jfc

Any movie with wolverine in it, taxi driver, reservoir dogs

Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.

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Lo, there do I see my father...

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ohhhhhh noooooooooo, women doing things?!?!?!?!?! faaaaaaaaauk

Lotr is by definition the highest testosterone movie of all time.

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