Have sex

>have sex
How do you respond without sounding like a butthurt incel?

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lol cringe

learn to banter retard

>bend over

You don’t.

Dilate.

Yeah this

I do

You can’t

You’ve already lost

This is the guy that tells you to have sex

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At what age am I too old to smash this pus?

Depends. If it's in public, start a fight.

>posting pictures of your lad to make fun of them
you are a terrible person and I hope your gym bans you for being a terrible person.

It’s a Jew who complains about wrestling on Twitter

Say you have and when you do it just makes you more lonely because you haven't had a girlfriend in years and these hoes are just good for fucking, but you are totally fine and not scared of commitment hahah

just say that you are a virgin for religious reasons and then call him/her a degenerate for having premartial sex

This. If u can’t banter ur never gonna make it with women

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Imagine having to ask this question. OP go back to school.

you dont, it's bullshit and there's no need to reply to it

It's a kafkatrap where the accusation is the proof

Anything but having your dick currently in a girl in front of the accuser makes you look like an incel

If you aren't a loser and do fuck people then just don't let morons bother you with their dumb accusations

Just send them this.

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You either don't or send a pic with your cock in.

repeat what they just said in a funny voice
works every time

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>Bend over

No u

"I fuck" then give him the secret handshake

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It's a stupid meme phrase with no real meaning. Getting butthurt proves you are an incel

>tfw I "have sex"
>tfw all it's been lately is fat spic goblinas and 4/10s at best

Anyone else at this weird place where you can get laid but all you can get laid with are the scourge of the earth? At this point I'm just considering not even fucking anymore at all.

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my gf is a 4/10 for most people but I find her beautiful. I might be brainwashed.