He lifts after his 9-5 office job

>he lifts after his 9-5 office job
>he spends his day behind the computer with only very little social interaction
>he doesn't take smoke brakes to catch up with the hot chicks
lmao I seriously hope you guys do not do that

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I don't smoke.

>smoke breaks
>thots
not gonna make it

If you're a wagie then true

I’m a NEET

I do those things, but I lift before my 9-5 job. Not after

>he has a 9-5 o(r)ffice job
>he knows what a screen is
>needing a "break" from sitting on your fat fucking ass all day
Top Hue

were you bullied or something?

There are no hot chicks at my job.
Only married old women.

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I'm sure there's one you fancy, user

>deflecting

Like one, and I do talk to them often.
Just to talk though, as much as I like milfs I'm not shitting where I eat.

well as long as you eat before you shit....

>he doesn't take smoke brakes to catch up with the hot chicks

At what office job do you even find hot chicks?

>9-5 job
im not a wagecuck bro

I ain't finished eating yet.

9-5 what is this, fucking 1950, I work 9-9 like every other real wagie

I take smoke breaks to get away from the girls at my job.

> smoke breaks with hot chicks
Eurocuck or retail worker detected.

literally us but with a different perspective

I'm sure you're taping one

who the FUCK told you about my secret cams?

OMG HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's justa joke bro chill lmao

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Is anyone else freaked out that Arthur looks nothing like a goddamned aardvark?

>smoking
lmao @ ur life

lmao

A know like 2 people under 30 who smoke cigs and neither are hot chicks

>There is only one girl in this entire office who is younger than 45
>She's not old enough to smoke (legal age is 21 now)
>The only lady who does smoke has a Harley Davidson tattoo, but won't tell me where
Non-profits are weird

>be me
>dont smoke but want them sweet smoke breaks
>idea.jpg
>make fake cigarettes (just paper rolled up) and say I smoke
>get smoke breaks
am i smart?

>be me
>don't smoke but want them sweet smoke breaks
>idea.png
>start to smoke
>get smoke breaks
>realize I was missing out on life
I feel you user

I am that guy

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>smoke brahke with bish
>she kisses me
dankie op

this, I also cant smoke. ever since I lost someone it just disgusts me to even touch a cigarette.

Yes but also I just don't like the smell.

literally fucking me

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