>he lifts after his 9-5 office job
>he spends his day behind the computer with only very little social interaction
>he doesn't take smoke brakes to catch up with the hot chicks
lmao I seriously hope you guys do not do that
He lifts after his 9-5 office job
I don't smoke.
>smoke breaks
>thots
not gonna make it
If you're a wagie then true
I’m a NEET
I do those things, but I lift before my 9-5 job. Not after
>he has a 9-5 o(r)ffice job
>he knows what a screen is
>needing a "break" from sitting on your fat fucking ass all day
Top Hue
were you bullied or something?
There are no hot chicks at my job.
Only married old women.
I'm sure there's one you fancy, user
>deflecting
Like one, and I do talk to them often.
Just to talk though, as much as I like milfs I'm not shitting where I eat.
well as long as you eat before you shit....
>he doesn't take smoke brakes to catch up with the hot chicks
At what office job do you even find hot chicks?
>9-5 job
im not a wagecuck bro
I ain't finished eating yet.
9-5 what is this, fucking 1950, I work 9-9 like every other real wagie
I take smoke breaks to get away from the girls at my job.
> smoke breaks with hot chicks
Eurocuck or retail worker detected.
literally us but with a different perspective
I'm sure you're taping one
who the FUCK told you about my secret cams?
OMG HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's justa joke bro chill lmao
Is anyone else freaked out that Arthur looks nothing like a goddamned aardvark?
>smoking
lmao @ ur life
lmao
A know like 2 people under 30 who smoke cigs and neither are hot chicks
>There is only one girl in this entire office who is younger than 45
>She's not old enough to smoke (legal age is 21 now)
>The only lady who does smoke has a Harley Davidson tattoo, but won't tell me where
Non-profits are weird
>be me
>dont smoke but want them sweet smoke breaks
>idea.jpg
>make fake cigarettes (just paper rolled up) and say I smoke
>get smoke breaks
am i smart?
>be me
>don't smoke but want them sweet smoke breaks
>idea.png
>start to smoke
>get smoke breaks
>realize I was missing out on life
I feel you user
I am that guy
>smoke brahke with bish
>she kisses me
dankie op
this, I also cant smoke. ever since I lost someone it just disgusts me to even touch a cigarette.
Yes but also I just don't like the smell.
literally fucking me