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Chad Cavill versus virgin Reeves
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Kevin James
Who's the chaddest actor (of all time)?
Ian Perry
Keanu doesn't care about metoo nonsense. He doesn't touch women because he's emotionally fucked up after his kid was stillborn and his gf died in a car crash.
Gavin Smith
A Chad gets past that though
Easton Hill
Ryan Allen
Everytime I see fucking Henry. I fucking smile and say "damn he is handsome". That's how good he looks. I have a fucking mancrush on this guy I think.
Evan Mitchell
Retard.
John Watson
Haha, what a fag.
Cavill would be bollocks deep in minge half an hour after the funeral. Probably with her mum.
Lucas Gonzalez
I was always on the fence about how chad cavill actually is but that eye contact video irrevocably pushes him into uberchad
Chase Murphy
>"alpha" Cavill manspreads, touches, and makes eye-contact but women still don't respond to him with body language
>"virgin" Keanu remains stoic and women still press their tits up against his chest
Protip: women can smell beta.
Wyatt Cooper
based and redpilled
Aiden Cooper
Can anyone give me a rundown on why people worship Keanu Reeves? Seems like a reddit hive mind phenomenon to me but I'm curious.
Grayson Rogers
It's absolutely reddit
Daniel Campbell
That sounds a lot like Hapa cope to me, buddy
Justin Walker
the difference between crying rape and sexual assault VS getting wet is just if the offender is a chad or not
simple as
Isaac Parker
Awh did I hurt your idol feelings
Charles Thompson
he was a cool dude and then reddit got a hold of him so he's lame again on here
Gabriel Richardson
it is reddit and its incredibly unjustified
Benjamin Lee
everyone in hollywood seems to live this lavish and ludicrous lifestyle full of cars, nights out and private jets and shit
keanu doesnt care about that shit and he strikes a cord with all the "he's just like me" faggots who think he's just a regular guy
Dominic Peterson
JFL is Henry balding?
Austin Phillips
ye. he’s on that Hollywood shit though so he’s gonna keep the rest of his hair for a long time
David Jenkins
Henry has a bit of a beta vibe to him I can't put my finger on
Oliver Ortiz
Actor you grew up watching combined with tragic life and him being overall humble and nice is a good combination. No idea why he is all of a sudden talked about, maybe John Wick reminded people he exists.
Henry Price
people were yet again reminded that a caring person exists in the shitheap that is the internet/world at the moment. people love to aspire to not being a piece of shit lol
Andrew Smith
Read your post in his voice
Jason Baker
fucked up childhood does that to you. being raised fat. I know how it is.
Ian Ortiz
>imagine being Keanu rich and some random disgusting nobody whore rubs yourself against your
ofc youre gonna touch them as little as possible. He is at the level where most 10/10 women are like creepy neckbeards to him
Justin Thompson
hes a genuinely good person who has suffered some insane shit despite being wealthy and now hes become popular and well liked so people must hate him out of the need to be different
Grayson Green
Genuinely good person who has suffered immensely.
Same reason why he used to spammed quite often on /a/, Jow Forums, etc years back with that picture of him on the bench feeding birds.
Ian Rodriguez
He was/is fucking a tranny lol his partner dying scrambled his brain
Levi Hall
>imagine merely being seen with someone and people immediately think youre having an affair with them
thats exactly why being keanu lvl famous is cancer
Wyatt Robinson
i love how people had DECADES to care about keanu reeves and all of a sudden people care about him because of those stupid john wick movies.
Carter Edwards
people have been insanely idolizing him since the matrix, its just that zoomers are only now learning about him
Evan Cox
Andrew Jackson
lol yes
Blake Ward
Sean "sometimes she needs a slap" connery
Chase Allen
>be chad
>get accused of sexual assault
>career ruined
>die hated by all
Women are such a fucking meme.
Jace Brown
That 50s actor that was like an all American version of Cavill. Dude looked how Dan bilzerian thinks he looks.