Holy shit. So I met this chick and she doesnt really know much about me but she is trying to push me and for some reason I got a weird message from her. But the problem here is why the fuck is she pushing me and I wont say what she said. This isnt bad either but it doesnt make sense right now
Why is she pushing me?
I cant say what she is doing. But this doesn't make sense
Wtf does she care in the first place. She doesnt know shit
Holy fucking shit. She is sending me messages. Omg
She doesnt even know what's going on with me
I can only hope she is pushing you to kys
No. Also
Fuck off with that negative shit.
She keeps doing it. So idk
Wtf is her problem.
I cant say what she sent.
who is this retardposter
Ok. Fuck this shit
In just going to make a move on her tomorrow and see where this goes.
What are you even trying to say?
She wants the d, you autistic imbecile.
fucking strokeposters
What the fuck do you mean by pushing
I ignored her messages. She became super aggressive with me and forced me to respond to her because she wouldn't stop sending messages to me.
I'm thinking of actually hitting her up tomorrow and see what she wants. Hmmm
How do I get sex out of this?
pft bro right now im in that phase where we just confirmed exclusivity after like 6/7 dates and I just wanna spend all my time cuddling her but shes def the one in the relationship thats less into it than I am....have to wait for her to ramp up and feel for me as hard as I do for her....its fucking tough even once you finally get intimate and she rests her head on your shoulders and chest etc
fuck being in love man, it makes me so weak
She kept sending messages over and over. I ignored it completely
Than it got worse and let's say her messages became aggressive towards me so I caved in and responded. Does that make me weak?
Schizo thread? Schizo thread.
Fuck off
post screenshots or fuck off
This isn't fitness related you autist, now either say what she said or fuck off
Than why doesnt she fucking tell me to come over and fuck her brains out.
Oh shit. Maybe that's what this message meant. She wants me to make a damn move
I cant say what messages but damn. Does she want the D?
I uhmmm. Could use some ass desu
ROLLING FOR THE NEXT MESSAGE
> Why are you pushing me
I wish I could. This whole thing now sounds to me like she wants the D but wont make a move.
not fit related you closeted faggot get the fuck off my board
She kept "pushing" me to respond to her right away. She wouldn't stop until I finally caved in and responded.
I dont even know her that well.
I'm not gay.
She sounds like a slampig
This shit can stay up but not /sig/?
are you autistic
Nigga. I might get laid
This message means sex!
Fuck. I have to post this shit on reddit because I cant post the story here.
You seriously deserve to die and i hope i can make that happen
Why and how?
Damn. She sent another message
I don't even have to wait for tomorrow. I can make a move right now
I cant say what she just did.
OMFG
She wants me to come over. Right fucking now.
neck yourself
if it's too good to be true then it probably is. might be a validation seeker if shes testing you to see how easy it is to hook you in, dont fall for it.
If a girl gives you a sign to come over. You dont at first but you show up really late. Would she still give you a chance even if you waited to long to drive over.
Don't reply to yourself ever again, me.
You wouldn't believe this story at all. She was trying to get laid tonight
Shes super horny. I didn't take the chance.
She's super horny? That doesn't make any sense. How could I be super horny? You're embarrassing myself. Stop replying to you.
Shut up. I cant post this story. But damn
I missed the opportunity. I missed the biggest chance of my life to at least get my dick sucked right now
Wtf. Did I just do by not coming over
WHY ARE THESE THREADS ALWAYS HERE. WHY DO PEOPLE RESPOND
You can't post my story, you mean. This is her thread. No, I won't come over, you're already there with me. Shouldn't she have gotten my dick sucked?Stop posting my private life on Jow Forums
Take the gaslighting somewhere else.
Why are you still replying to yourself?
OP here. I'm fingering my butthole to the thought of what she did. I won't say what she did. This isnt bad either but it doesnt make sense right now. Why do I have dingleberries if I don't even wipe??
Hey. I feel like absolute fucking shit right now but it's not over. I'll hit her up tomorrow.
>If she wants to talk again let me
know.
That's what I'm going to tell her. Is that good enough? I dont know what else to say unless I go over there right now. Bang on her door and tell her I'm sorry I'm late but I had to go buy condoms!
Wtf. Do I do.
Take that negativity somewhere else. I already feel like shit. I didnt take the chance.
God damn it. I'm still hooked on porn.
what did she say, and stop being a faggot
Yo. I cant discuss this but tonight was the night.
Ahhhhhh. I fucked up
She could hav
She could have sucked my dick or something. Idk
But from what she did. She must be so fucking horny right now
Just send me one more message and I will do this!
she told me to pack a lip in my foreskin. Me, being the retard I am, said no. I can't discuss this further, but tonight was the night.
Ahhhh, I fucked up
god you sound like you're 12
Fuck off. Go fuck with someone else
Fuck. Why didnt I take the chance!
I could have gotten laid.
if she's so horny why don't you message her, sherlock. oh wait, cuz you're a beta. sounds like you're voluntarily celibate
I cant. Should I do this
Try one more time?
It's been a fucking hour. Pure silence from her. I know she is alone
Or I could just go over there right now. And say hey you want to talk or something. How are you feeling
Your messages lately have me concerned or confused
What should I say!
I legit think this is a bot posting
Stop fucking with me.
"what are you wearing right now?"
she'll get what you mean. worst case scenario she knows you're into her but says no. nothing to lose man you already said you don't know her that well. don't be a bitch be a chad for once in your goddamn life.
Trying to read this thread
I honestly hope she gives me another chance.
op here she told me she has a boyfriend and I need to stop harassing her. Wtf does this mean guys? Do I still have shot? fuck fuck fuck should I just go to her house?
Ahhh. Yea
okay calm down elliot roger
If I would post screen shots. You would read and say
Damn. This guy will never get laid if he cant see what that shit meant
You stupid fucking idiot. Stop thinking about work all the time
Go get that pussy! Damn. I'll try again
If this happens again. Damnit I will reach out to her
This whole thing is complicated. Once again every girl I meet it's in odd circumstances
FUCK
Shit I don’t know what to say. I’m just sitting here jerking it to tranny porn. She just started pushing me again, why is she doing this? I can’t tell you what she is doing but I don’t get it this makes no sense. Omg she doesn’t even know whats going on with me but she is still sending me messages. Should I go over to her house now or finish up with watching these two trannies spitroast a guy. What do I do?
bro for christsakes post screenshots or something. everyone in this thread thinks your a schizo because you don't make any sense
I honestly hope she gives me another chance
Also. If I post the story. How we met and maybe even what she sent me to tonight
Uhm. Can some ladies tell me what they think of this..like if you read this
On a scale of 1-10 I get the feeling her horniness is at 100 tonight and I'm just not horny right now
Wtf
Fuck. She I hope she gives me one more chance..I'll have condoms ready
I get banned for responding to a dubs post and this little queer can keep a shit thread up for hours?
I cant. She'll get jealous
I have tons of women who want to get to know me right now. I dont want her to read this in the morning
I still only want one person. The rest dont matter
Well. I wonder why
Implying I give a shit anymore.
If I told you guys everything. You'd be fucking laughing how can this based autist get so much attention from.women
I wonder what it is
does this chick browse schizo threads on Jow Forums
why the fuck wont you just post something so this story makes more sense.
>Than why doesnt she fucking tell me to come over and fuck her brains out
The same reason you haven’t said it to her. Why is this always someone else’s job?
you are such a fucking faggot dude, I know that word get thrown around a lot but you are an insufferable little twat
do everyone in this thread a favor and neck yourself
sure you do, champ. I can already tell you've got charisma. Why wouldn't this girl want to bang you RIGHT NOW? You're a catch man. I just don't get it
I can't. Its about someone else and I would rather not post
The actual story. Goes like this
Hey. Come over right now..do I have your attention. Come over right now
That's basically what she said not.to mention
Pics of her in the shower getting ready.
I love this thread
Ok. I have to go now
I'll try again another time. I'll post the story
But listen to me help me get laid here
If you hear this story. Keep the jokes to yourself
I know I missed this chance but if it happens ever again. I'm not hesitating
I'm doing nofap starting tonight. Never again
She better tell me to come over again
Do I play smooth or just be myself and talk to her ?
Kill yourself fag
please see a licensed professional in mental health
I am.
Thanks for caring.
Kill yourself
Fuck out of Jow Forums you fucking cuck
ITT: OP's mom won't let him come home
Ok. I can turn this around
I did not reject her.
So shes also depressed and single. I dont want a relationship but maybe some sort of friendship. Anyway she is depressed and wants my company
So. Since she's depressed. I'm going to ask her to join a gym with me. I want to teach her how to workout and do some simple weight training program
She knows I workout (dont ask how she knows but she know)
Fuck. I should have done this tonight.
kill yourself
Based
>virgin gets attention from whore
>the whole world must know
KYS OP
So. Just talk to her and ask her to go to the gym with me? I'm sure she would enjoy that.
She is depressed. Does she want to go with me or not? I'm interested in sex world course but I'd rather her go to the gym with me
Short. White girl with black hair
Why are they all so short. So I hope she talks to me again. I want to take her to a gym
Shes not a whore. Yes I'm a virgin
Fuck off. I have a line of women out the door right now. They keep telling me the same THING TALK TO ME
Meanwhile. I'm a shutin and usually keep my business private
Kill yourself
ok she just blocked my number and called me ugly
im asked her if she could send me pics of her big toe
did i fuck it up Jow Forums?
Kill yourself
>I have a line of women out the door right now
sorry bro. you've got schizophrenia
Ok. Sure
not enough desperation in this post. Up your game user
Just chill. This is fucking serious ok. All i have to do is ask her on a gym date and watch that ass. Work on her form
Maybe grab a feel.
Anhhh. This is it
That's the plan
kill yourself
That's what scares me. I dont want to look desperate
She was so desperate l. I-I cant post what she did. She wanted someone
Shes alone. So am i
Kill yourself