>woke up to take a shit (rarely happens)
>type 7
>extremely painful
Am I dying?
Woke up to take a shit (rarely happens)
Who else /type3/ master race?
SEVERE DIARRHEA
You ate take out
yes, better kill yourself in an epic way before it's too late and you die like a faggot
ye. not too dark, not too pale. at least once a day.
I don't eat take out. It also came out almost pure black. Should I see a doctor?
>32 cups of milk
1.2 kg of peanuts
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Kek all you ate was fucking peanut butter and milk no shit you got the squirts
you never can tell with this site, so i'll assume you're geniunelly confused or worried.
you drank too much milk today. you drank too much milk for a week.
you're a full grown human being, you're not meant to eat copious amounts of dairy
bait
who else ever get severe pain in their rectum like they have a stuck poop but can't actually poop? happens every few months in the middle of the night and it wakes me up - it's like the sphincter hurts or something
Internal bleeding causes black shit
Definitely bait. Look at the calories, the amount of peanuts and milk lmao
Happens to me for a few seconds at a time every once in a while, get more fibre. Buy some psyllium husk powder and drink two glasses of that a day, and add some more fruit to your diet. Don’t go overboard though, drink plenty of water. Small changes user, good gut health impacts so many areas (even mood) it’s worth spending the time and effort.
It's not bait. I bought pic related on Saturday night and only the eggs are left.
I usually drink a lot of milk though. A gallon a day is pretty average for me.
Wouldn't it be red (blood)?
That's only 2 gallons
It's a bit much I'll admit but it tastes so damn good and they were on sale.
No pain no gain. Youre making rectal gains lmao
Bleeding in the upper GI will result in black shit
Happens to me when i get an ulcer.
Red blood would be bleeding in the lower GI tract generally.
Im that rabbit dropping type of guy myself ngl
I excercise my butthole by rapidly changeing my diet to fluctuate between type 1 and type 7 daily
>Double GOMAD
>TWO cartons of ice cream
C'MOOON, LET'S GET THE DIARRHEA BIIIIIIG!!!!
Who else here almost always 7?
I'm almost always a 4. Usually it's pretty firm and solid but other times it's the same shape, but loose enough to fall between your fingers.
I do eat a lot of fiber (1-2lbs of green leafy veggies daily), though.
>only 2 gallons
When I was eating fast food a lot 6/7 was the norm
The fuck is wrong with you, you goddam retard
>store bought milk
hahahhahaha can't be real for sure
>eat shit tons of fibre
>still have chronic diarrhea
Type 3 is the most aesthetic, I think. I love admiring the different patterns of cracks when I produce a type 3.
why is type 5 lacking fiber.
I'm eating carnivore(zero fibre) and I'm between type 3 and 4.
I think you're actually fucking up your gut
OH NO NO ON ON ONNONONONONONNONO
GOT TO SHIT BIG TO GET BIG CMON