last one archived, you fucks
/fph/ - Fat Porker Hate
Alexander Thompson
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Carson James
>porker
right
Carson Harris
>portion size
Portion size is definitely a factor, but the contents of the plate is important if not more important. Also, that’s just an ugly plate.
Dylan Foster
Damn, the last /fph/ thread hit 374 posts in an afternoon, this one has three posts in 1.5hours
Noah Martin
The key word there is afternoon
Carson Russell
the longer I look at this picture the more that I see
Eli Williams
Is that Quentin Tarantino on the right?
Evan Lewis
Eli Cooper
I couldnt tell ya, but his/her/its gut looks like a womans ass while she's bending over
Jace Ramirez
Are the legs the only thing strapped down because there’s no way you could get a strap around that Randy Bo Bandy gut?
Blake Bell
2 straps, arm rails aren't up, no chest strap, non-bariatric stretcher
AMR is FUCKIN UP
Owen Green
Jack Reed
imagine the smell boys
Joseph Myers
>king of the refill
Lost
Thomas Long
Benjamin Moore
obligatory
Henry Ward
black mold and spoiled milk
Tyler Ramirez
Is that a cushion in the back right or part of her rump?
Jeremiah Sullivan
>that poor foot
Jason Lopez
what even is that?
Jacob Johnson
>banning the plates
>not taking 5 skinny jeans portions because you have 5 pairs
Have fat women become less delusional over the past year?
Anthony Hill
Jacob Lewis
Nigger I’m eating breakfast
Xavier Bailey
if you date a fat girl you have to haul her around the beach and that's embarrassing as fuck. You wouldn't want to be seen with this, would you user?
Jayden Lewis
Looks like a Portlyandia character
Ian Jones
>eating on two sofas for chairs because else you cant sit at a table
>eating with paper plates and plastic forks inside, in your house
these portions look pretty small actually, thats like two wings each
Tyler Martinez
mirin these ceps
Hudson Murphy
When I was 13 thought I was a badass and snuck out to a party with friend. First time drunk, I got raped by some 20yr old fat chick that left my cock scarred from her ripping my forskin
I got stalked by another psychotic one who made it her mission to cockblock me every chance.
Then I was date raped by another fatty at age 20 and my "friends" laughed about it, and again at age 24. I stopped drinking shortly after.
I have such a burning hatred towards fat women now and cannot make conversation with them without having flashbacks to the bad times.
Jace Gonzalez
lel at that twink behind the camera
"validate our lifestyle choices hubby"
"yes dear"
reminds me of that "what's your excuse" pic
Christopher Myers
Anybody who can't take care of themselves isn't going to take care of you bro.
Around the slim - Always win
Around the fats - Strained backs
Wyatt Torres
>paper plates and plastic forks
desu my parents sometimes use those indoors when there are more than 10 people coming over and it's not any formal situation. The sole reason for that is how much less dishwashing there is afterwards.
Michael Lopez
I lost
Levi Kelly
i dont even know where to begin with this living scoop of mashed potato
Chase Perry
isnt this the asshole who got kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza?
Nathaniel James
Holy shit user, that sounds awful to go through that. Definitely understandable to be angry at the very least in your shoes. Did you ever file charges?
Zachary Kelly
I...I can't make heads or tales of this.
Connor Cruz
They sure are endless. The thot tattoo on the ankle is a nice touch.
Angel Perez
friendly reminder that in a matter of months/years you can end up trapped in a land whale's body
Robert Garcia
Nothing makes me hate fatties more than when they dress up as characters they haven't got the frame for.
Brody Sanders
yall know are boi has dat dough on deck famalam 100
Jacob Brown
>when your faggot mother leaves the sky remote just out of reach
Camden Johnson
crash bandicoot 3 remake looks p cool
Daniel Rodriguez
How does it get this bad?
I've seen obese people who can still, more or less, ambulate. But these bedridden people, how do they stay so fat?
Someone must be facilitating them. We need to put some of the blame on those people too.
Gabriel Bell
How to get these forearms?
Nathaniel Parker
James Cook
Ayden Foster
oh god, they're evolving.
Liam Brooks
Please never ever fucking post that shit again.
Jayden Perry
>this thing is actually a health minister
Aaron Johnson
Man, Boogie has some nice fuckin’ tits, dude. I might start going to conventions to see if I can get a shot at motor boating him
Elijah Jackson
she always reminds me of an uglier Lacy Greene
Josiah Walker
Taco Time is tradition and you will respect it.
Liam Jones
i-is it the hair?
Kevin Brooks
this reminds me of a gear stick
Alexander Morales
Landon Myers
Funnily enough, she isn't actually leaning against the wall, her gravitational pull is so strong that the earth conforms around her, shes stood on a driveway
Wyatt Moore
Huh, so that’s what a 1/10 looks like. I didn’t know those actually existed
Matthew Thomas
Nathan Clark
at what point do you get so large that your body decides that its a good idea to start storing fat in your forehead?
Luis Ward
90% of her fat would be gone if she had her legs amputated lol
Jaxon Jenkins
thicc is a jewish tricc
Grayson Jackson
this is just a funnel cake
Jack Ross
Benjamin Johnson
Mason Anderson
some things are better left to the imagination
Ayden Lopez
Owen Perez
Charles Moore
imagine being so fat you have to take a break during basic tasks, such as shopping.
Justin Young
Benjamin Williams
Jace Edwards
Cameron Morales
This is some everybody clapped tier shit.
Caleb Nguyen
we wuz culinary kangz niggas a eat wat a want waiboi
Justin Young
pros of being fat:
can be used as a table
cons of being fat:
cant see cock
shit liquid 9 times a day
smelly as fuck
literal neckbeard
dont become this
James Adams
This was nearly a decade ago, "men cant get raped" No one would believe me thinking I was covering for fucking a fatty, I ended up with the title Dragon slayer for 2 years and she got away free, I fucking wish I got a blood test but was afraid of get charged for drug use.
I've had a few run ins with fattys over the years, some memorable ones.
A guy showing me his chafe, his skin was a dark leathery colour, walked in on fatty fucking (the smell is worse then horrible), one of them wanted help getting fit and I joined him at boxing and gym, he quit saying it's to much effort.
Andrew Baker
DOWGTOR
DO YOU BELEEV IN JESUS?
Mason Morris
reminder that some people are mentally ill enough to find this attractive.
Bentley Torres
>she calls herself super/infinifat
Has anyone found any instances of actual infinifats seething at the misrepresentation yet?
Nicholas Powell
Jason Rogers
Jesus Montoya?
Yeah, he mops my floors
Lucas Allen
Looks like Shreks human sister
Juan Diaz
can someone make a "thin person" drawing of this creature? I've seen a few but I don't think they're quite right.
Caleb Wood
last one
you probably wont end up like this as this kid has kleinfelters or some shit. still, bad diet & environment = bitch tits
Ryan Martinez
SQUIDWARD IT ALL GOES TO YOUR THIGHS
Caleb Cooper
if she ate one more burger inside that car she wouldnt get back out heh
Robert Mitchell
yeah, there's no redeeming qualities here. All the ratios are off
Jack Garcia
off to go sit outside for a bit and get some tan gains
been nice dumping some of the shit i've saved
have a good one lads
Aaron Brown
Jace Sullivan
True dedication to research
Easton Cook
SCP-9999
Object class: Safe
Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 instances are to be contained in 10m x 10m x 10m standard containment chambers secured with standard door locks with only level 3 access needed to enter. No biological or memetic protection is required. SCP-9999 is to be fed several meals a day in intervals of 45 minutes to 1 hour, with a 24 hour period containing the equivalent of 20,000 kilocalories of any array of food. These foods range from microwavable TV dinners, to frozen meals, to comfort food. No special procedures need to be heeded when preparing the meals, however the sheer amount needed should not be underestimated. For each instance of SCP-9999 at Site [Redacted], no less than 3 dedicated cooks with a fully stocked kitchen are to be on post at all times. If granted by a level 4 scientist or above, traditional restaurant food may also be used, provided they are screened for anything which may cause illness in a random D class personnel.
Description: SCP-9999 is an extremely obese person often weighing an excess of 600 pounds (270kg). Multiple instances of SCP-9999 have been reported and contained, however many containment procedures include merely surveillance due to their docile nature and inability to be violent. Each instance of SCP-9999 is to be addended with an increasing number to differentiate them. If an instance of SCP-9999 is to be contained, it is brought to Site [Redacted] on the order of a level 4 researcher or O5. SCP-9999 rarely does anything of note, just sitting around eating and producing waste. These objects were classified as SCPs due to their anomalous background, that being the fact that such an incredibly overweight person is not medically possible to current knowledge.
Charles Robinson
Ryder Adams
Brandon Martin
>whale bedsheets
sometimes it's the little things
Caleb White
I really don’t get the hate for these stupid dishes. People keep fucking going nuts over it, screeching to the high heavens. It’s a fucking joke plate. clearly the portion sizes aren’t to fucking scale, and the names are ridiculous. For fucks sake, how could anyone be upset with it?
Even my fucking skinny friends are up in arms, because I guess you gotta virtue signal to the fatties now too
Eli Mitchell
Jayden Brooks
lol
Christian Harris
>Safe
Have you ever been around people like this? It's far from safe.
Angel Ramirez
First time seeing social justice warriors in action?
Dylan Rodriguez
at the rate that it spreading within the first world, I'd say Keter
James Roberts
>tradition
>makes my eyes bleed
WTF, I hate /fph/ now