How many addictions is Jow Forums fighting?

Army,airforce,navy

Pick one peasant.

Big titties

I'm not american

>Lifting
>Weed
>Nicotine
>Sex

I'm addicted to trying to get hopeless blackpilled losers on the self improvement bandwagon.

>cocaine
>porn/masturbation
They go hand in hand.

Nicotine
Porn
Food

You terrorist supporter.

Every country has that option except the sand niggers

ok. what do oyu think about someone who has no social life at 26 khv? I won't be going to uni one more year and thinking about starting at 27 feels too old. I feel like I missed everything. My childhood because of fucked abuse I've been through and my youth being raised fat with mental issues. I'm just tired man.

>porn
>video games

I’ve been trying to pick up some new, better hobbies such as day drinking, violin, and kayaking but it’s hard to leave my PlayStation alone

In terms of something that'd severely fuck me over for a while if I went without it, I'd say Jow Forums. I've quit everything else.

>big toe isnt the longest toe
get out of the car please

>food
>ex-gf

My addictions and I struck a deal: they get the fuck out of my way most of the time, and I indulge them some of times.

still fighting:
procrastination
staying up too late
Jow Forums

largely conquered:
masturbation

100% quit:
alcohol
opiates

shit i feel ya

Jow Forums. I know that the moment I open it my day is over yet I always fall for the "just 5 minutes" trap.

>life

alcohol, tobacco, internet addiction, laziness

Not worth the hassle , after the first one I felt so lost and the scare of every STD kept my mind ocuppied 24/7
The second one (pic related) was really into me(I looked like ex) and made me feel relaxed and better about myself
Don't do it, not worth the headache

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I fap a lot because I'm on summer break from uni and gf is out of town but not sure if that constitutes an addiction
Video games also I guess but they haven't negatively impacted my studies guess it's just laziness

Truth. The patricians choice is foot fetish, and that which you pointed out makes me sick. Id also pull over and ask her to leave

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

BREH
I really don't want herpes tho

Nicotine - and I hate it, just can´t head out of my arse to stop.

Are you me?

>weed
>alchohol
>porn
>noodles

all in a vicious cycle, still managed to lose 16lbs though

posting racist shit on Jow Forums

Posting crime statistics and information about the history of international banking generally anywhere until I get banned

Booze
Porn

Smoking Juul every day but not really caring about quittting

Caffeine Jew

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>how many addictions is Jow Forums fighting?

I do all those but cigs, but I'm not addicted.

ah you know normal stuff like weed and porn

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Vanilla wow
Laziness

Jow Forums

I recently managed to get over an MMO as well breh, so I'm free now. Laziness is the only thing holding me back but I'm working on it.

What MMO?

>lurking
>high carb/fat food
>pepsi max

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>porn
>video games
>internet

Literally spent 75% of my waking time the past 5 years chasing fake dopamine rushes / entertainment from porn, vidya, and youtube. Didn't even realize it was a problem until recently.

The fuck do I do now bros? Can't imagine what I'd do with all the free time I had if I got away from my computer.

>Loli
>Sleep depravation

I just have this desire to collect all things loli and not sleep. I don’t know why.

test

porn
internet
procrastination
that moment when I wake up at 9 am but stay 2 hours in bed doing nothing

checked

Jow Forums and re watching movies(two movies a day). I think my brain is in absorb mode but I'm absorbing the wrong things( movies that I've already watched.) Instead of learning new things.

That’s a high test post if I’ve ever seen one.

>cigarettes
>porn
>some dumb mobile game

i'm not fighting them though

porn
caffeine
snus

not really fighting though

oh she's so fucking hot
definitely going to get one now.

checked and high test

Wasting time

I've overcome drugs and porn, but unprotected sex with hookers I can't get over.
>inb4 AIDS, I get checked regularly, worst I've had is UTI

sex addiction

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How do you even find hookers who let you do that? And if they do, aren't you worried they've let hundreds of others before you?

>coke i cant be without festivals going

Internet addiction is my only one.

Laziness and procrastination are my only vices. But I'm trying my hardest to fight them. Lifting helps my struggle a lot. Helps with the existential dread too.

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My addiction is probably something that I can't verbalise why it excites me or why it ruins my life but I'll try

I am addicted to making prostitutes browse the birthday cards at supermarkets and shops, whilst I watch them and film to masturbate to it later. I don't want to have sex with a prostitute because I am too scared of an STD for this. I also don't have any family (who want to see me) or friends - I haven't celebrated an actual birthday, christmas or anything for 6 years. So making some disgusting slut degrade herself and buy cards gets me horny and makes me feel like I am participating in a celebration. I like to imagine I am going to hit on her and she is a cute girl at the supermarket.

Now of course I don't just pay them to browse. I give them a very specific set of detailed guidelines. This includes which sections I want them to browse, which ones I want them to look at with most intensity, how serious a card I want them to choose and buy etc etc. So I might say

>'you are buying a card for your cancer diagnosed Grandmother. However, she is a fun woman and wants a fun card. You need to go and struggle to look at the get well cards, because it hurts - browse some other cards first. but eventually come to the decision'

I get off watching her follow my orders. then I usually approach and will pretend to hit on her (i make sure i get rejected to keep it realistic). so I might say

>Oh a card for a sick family member? I'd be sick if my daughter wouldn't date a man like myself too!

Its something I spend about £300 a month on, I am too poor to keep doing it.

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Delete this image please.
Virgins are the only discriminated minority.

I don't understand. It's just words, why reading them hurts so much?

trying too hard

>Jow Forums
>masturbation
that's all

Alcohol
Cocaine
Ketamine
Weed
Cigarettes
Pain pills of any kind
Junk food
Laziness

It's way easier to resist now that I'm older and can't make any gains if i indulge. Also my wife is a nosey bitch.

>porn
>self harm

i am
>smoking
>doing alcohol every 1 or 2 weekends
>porn on the weekends

and i am fighting 0 addictions!

>porn
>videogames/pc
>cocaine
>procrastinate

i already quit cigarrettes, 2 years clean, and low as fuck my alcohol consuption

Trained so hard this year, that even though ive been smoking 14+ grams a week, drinking 8+ drinks almost daily,
Im still really fit, even my skin is looking healthy still somehow lol

no way thats a boy

Games and internet. Outside of that I've come to control myself better.

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>procrastination
>eating as a coping mechanism to stress, my family pavlov'd me from an early age
>memes, sap so much time and help me procrastinate
>negative self talk, it's very addictive, blaming myself for every mistake i ever made

>no way thats a boy
user, this is a boy.

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>alcohol
>cigs
>porn
>fapping

We all have our addictions, user. We can't escape it. I know people who don't play videogames use social media, but they're almost always alcoholics or heavy smokers. Some are working themselves to death. Some are completely lost in their model planes and stamp collecting. We men have to be obsessed with something, you just happen to be obsessed with games and internet. You can try to change your obsession to something more productive, or you can delude yourself into thinking you're playing videogames to become a gamedesigner and spend days on the internet to learn something new. That's what I did.

stop lying thats a girl
god i swear this board is trying to turn me gay

That's literally, unironically what we're all trying to do. We aren't even hiding it, we joke about the fact that Jow Forums turns people gay pretty fucking often.

all of them

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>porn
>Jow Forums/youtube/reddit
>casual sex

addicted to my own self doubt which manifests itself in procrastination, dismissive personality and general failure to launch in life

Don't do it unless you don't get grossed out by the male body, fooling mother nature isn't an easy task.

I've been with one in my hometown and she(he) looked good in pictures, but in reality she(he) had a masculine face and masculine bellyfat, not worth it

Kinda retarded >pigs corn

>porn
>eating junk food
>being angry at things

If I didn't have a gf I'd definitely do all those while fucking a tranny.

>Cigs
Got over that one and quite easily, I might add.
>Alcohol
Never really became a full fledged alcoholic, but I definitely drink to much
>Porn
Longest NoFap streak was 30 days. Did that twice in my life. Legit felt better about myself.
I might have a legit porn addiction.
>Phenibut
So much potential for abuse there. Have to keep an eye on it.
>Sex
I might have another problem there. Only thing holding me back, is how shit I am with women lol.
I only got a single fuckbuddy right now, and she only likes to do it twice in a row before she gets too sore, which sucks.
And I can count the number of ONSs I had in the last 12 months on one hand...