Jow Forums recipe thread. Post what ya got fellas

that nigger language is annoying as fuck, i feel like i'm reading huckleberry finn

why the fuck is it written like this?

I know it's annoying and gay but I only care about the recipe

You can also add vegetables and onions to this dish

Sweet sunday ramen

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enjoy lads

Anyone got a recipe for crystals?

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>OG b8 posts that people ACTUALLY tried
>how 10 years changes everything

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>slap chops
So that's what they're called

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Is it possible to read this without the voice in your head immediately switching to a black mans voice?

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Can someone rewrite this in English?

Post moar meals plz

all these recipes suck
>chef here
tell me what you like and I'll try to put together a healthy dish for you
seriously, I'm a classically trained chef lets make some good shit
>random cooking image

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I like sirloin tip since it's a cheap cut, shrimp, lentils, yellow peas, beets... Pretty open minded, just naming some stuff

How can I make zucchini not taste terrible and still be healthy?

I wish I liked fruit.

large dice, olive oil salt and pepper
oven at 425 for 9 minutes
then throw into the end of a risotto or couscous
its about how you want to prepare the general dish. look up a rice and lentils recipe that sounds good then throw in the shrimp at the end and cover the pot for about 8 minutes not to overcook the shrimp. anything beef is done well in a cast iron or charcoal grill.
remember, high heat short time with beef

were there any reports about kids dying from this?

I’m lactose intolerant any dairy free recipes bros?

>almond milk

coconut milk acts similarly to cream when making soups and sauces if you let it seperate in the can and just use the white

Anyone got the good trap one?

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