I'm about to start living in my prius as a car-dweller, but I need to go to the gym in order to 1) stay healthy and 2) have something to do and 3) have access to showers.
I already checked the sticky/pinned post, but it didn't answer the following question: WTF should I eat if I want to lose 20 lbs and stay healthy BUT I don't have access to a fridge or a kitchen anymore?? My biggest problem here is variety. Will variety matter if I'm working out to stay healthy? Here's my plan. What do you guys think?
1) I work at a restaurant, so I can use my own personal Joule Sous Vide cooker before opening in order to cook 6 eggs a day. That covers 400-480 calories and lots of protein. I have a fridge at work, so I can store my eggs there for at least 8 hours and eat them once I get off of work.
2) I can eat Costco Peanut Butter + Bread for an additional 400 calories.
3) I work at In n Out, so for lunch I can eat a max of 2 plain salt-free hamburger patties for my employee meal. That covers 200 more calories, plus protein and some fat.
4) I can eat Costco Chicken Bakes at the Costco food court on my days off because chicken bakes are super cheap for 770 calories of delicious amazing food.
5) I can buy bananas in small quantities to keep in my car. I can also store powdered PB and instant steel cut oats, and MAYBE precooked shelf stable rice + canned beans for a little variety. I don't care about taste.
Do you guys think this will be enough to cover my nutritional needs if I'm the type of person who can easily eat the same things over and over again without getting tired of them?
Note: protein shakes are NOT an option because I am lactose intolerant and I can't handle whey without getting gassy and bloated.
SF, so it's super expensive. I get paid enough to where I can afford my own place, but then I'd be left with NO money at the end of the month.
I'm greedy and I want to save up for one of dem loli dolls as a companion, so I've decided to just live in my car and sleep at the walmart parking lot to save monies.
Jonathan Butler
Godspeed OP. Times must be hard if you have this kind of life. I don't know what to say but good luck.
Dylan Reed
You do know other types of protein shakes exist, other than whey, right?
Hudson Phillips
Don't go homeless you idiot.
Gavin Gray
cringe based
Daniel Cook
>one of dem loli dolls as a companion haha nigga what
Gavin Gray
(me) >I'm greedy and I want to save up for one of dem loli dolls as a companion You know I take it back. You're a sick person. Kys pedo fag.
Joseph Johnson
explain to me why you dont leave SF if you literally have to go homeless to stay, and your career is working at a restaurant I work in tech and I wouldn't live in SF I simply can't understand why anybody would stay there unless they were being paid huge amounts go live in montana or oregon or washington or something
Sebastian Campbell
You know, those sillicone posable $1000 love dolls from China that DollGuy keeps posting on /b/
Blake Sullivan
>go homeless to eat well >eat peanut butter and grains all day What?
Juan Lee
not him but why not?
Ryder Walker
>Times must be hard if you have this kind of life he's in SF, this is literally the new normal there. cali has tons of working stiffs sleeping in their cars. california is a pretty fucked up place
Thomas Wilson
That's why I'm here freeman
Isaiah Walker
this is what the lack of affordable housing does based decision
Colton Gomez
all he has to do is to move out of the most expensive city in america to any of the thousands of cities where he could live comfortably
Julian Martin
Raw carnivore or move somewhere that isn't a trap. If you were able to have your own place in SF while working at a fast food place you can definitely do better ANYWHERE else.
Yea, but then once I move into niggertown, I'll be paid about half of what I make here so it won't matter if rent is cheap if it all get cancelled out by lower wages. I don't want to get shot and stabbed by a mexican.
Jason Howard
You lose out on all aspects of normal life, from food to hygiene to dating.
Justin Turner
there are choices other than compton and SF retard. you have all of america to choose from. absolute retard.
Joseph Myers
I wish you luck OP. I often thought about doing that back when I was young and broke, and some people can pull it off comfortably. I’m sure you’d prefer to live in actual housing so I’m curious why you aren’t planning to relocate. It seems like you’re in kind of a low point and don’t have anything really tying you down. Relocating isn’t a meme. It can be a hugely positive change.
Jaxson Martin
what, are you just gonna have her sitting in the passenger seat like a fucking girlfriend?
hell dude with a sight like that you may as well panhandle with sign saying 'need cash to drive to wizard of oz to turn my girlfriend back into a human'
Austin Wright
>sf >not niggertown Nigga wut
Anthony Lewis
yea but then he wouldn't get to wash the dishes of tech billionaires lmao
Michael Sanchez
Get a power inverter for your Prius so you can use a small rice cooker and an electric kettle. You can cook tons of healthy shit using a rice cooker and hot water. Find a public park or beach that has charcoal grills you can use to cook meats and vegetables on when you want something different. Make friends that might let you come over and cook dinner in exchange for a plate of food.
Also get a membership to a Planet Fitness if there's one in your area. $10/mo for 24 hour access to toilets, showers, clean water, wi-fi, cable TV and a place to work out. You could probably also get away with parking there overnight if you're discreet. Also free pizza, bagels, and candy.
Easton Jones
Hey at least the niggers here are rich hipsters
She'll be in the back seat where I can change her outfits and nobody will see what's going on at night thanks to custom made window blockers
I don't want to live in the middle of rednecktown either my dude
24 hour gyms have showers. I already eat a bad/limited diet so it's not going to be that much of a change. Also, I just broke up with a cheating thot so I don't need to date when there's so many gay furries around here to snuggle with.
>I don't want to live in the middle of rednecktown either my dude lol >dude its totally better to be literally homeless in a car in sf where needles and poo are a daily sight than living in some of the most beautiful parts of the world in a house that you own you work in a fucking restaurant. you can live anywhere. you're choosing to be homeless for the most retarded reasons ever. what a fuckup. there are so many nice places to live.
he's choosing to be homeless because he thinks affordable areas are beneath him
Michael Sanchez
While working at a fucking In-N-Out. Californian mental illness is not a meme.
Alexander Torres
once he finishes his in-n-out internship he'll have a comfy career as a burger analyst though
Jacob Bailey
based and redpilled.
People complain about the cost of living in expensive places but then have no special skills which at all justify living in such a special place to begin with.
If you're a techbro you get megabucks and opportunities in SF. If you're a top lawyer or banker or investment guy you go to NY or similar where megafirms will have you on track to $300k-7 figures+ in a few years. If you're in media, LA. Great.
If your skill set is smiling at people, putting objects in places (retail and restaurants) and punching buttons that have been designed for people slightly smarter than monkeys, you're going to get absolutely fucked living in a place that has incrementally higher wages and exponentially higher costs of living.
Oh, and the other perks of living in an expensive place that aren't as common in a cheap place, like top restaurants, the best retail, top medical care, entertainment, luxurious gyms, spas, access to gourmet ingredients etc. are going to be largely too expensive for you anyways. So then not only can you not pay for the shit that's the reason people like to live in fancy places, you're also going to be miserable seeing everyone richer than you do fun shit all the time.
Jayden Myers
I just need to save up $2000 in order to move out of here asap. I don't intend on living like this forever. I'm probably going to live in my car for 2 months in the winter, I don't intend on living here forever because I wouldn't be able to tolerate summer weather in my car.
After that, I will hopefully have found a real place to live somewhere.
Michael Wilson
Don’t know how to help with your nutrition but make sure to buy a gun so you don’t get raped by a pack of hobos.
Mason Torres
if he has a gun he's gonna blow his own brains out week 2
Logan Garcia
Can you show me which lovely lady (doll) you're going to make your bride?
Nathaniel Martinez
based
Easton Bailey
as somebody who needs to live in an expensive area because it's literally the only place I can do my highly specialized job, I've kind of grown to hate people who live here but have nothing who ties them here and who just do random bullshit jobs
Colton Hall
solid advice, listen up OP
Aiden Harris
if you can fit it into your budget and a camp site is near you, rent out a space on the camp site. Most campsites now provide free electricity and water. Some even do wifi now. At the very least, there will be a grill for you to use. Also you have access to showers and a convenience store on the site.
Landon Wilson
he's in sf, that wouldn't be cheap and he'd have to commute a long time to his shitty burger chain job
Colton Gray
yeah i just looked up sf campgrounds and there aren't many. And they actually are really expensive per night. OP is screwed
Thomas Bailey
sf is a really fucked up place. what op is doing isn't even uncommon anymore. there's tons of people living out of their cars with regular full time jobs.
the retarded part is that op is choosing that over living somewhere reasonable because he thinks he's above it.
Luke Rodriguez
The alpha hobo and his boys are going to run a train on OP’s overpriced fuckdoll and force him to watch out of pure spite.
Jason Howard
Real talk right here
Luke Wood
Earlier he made it clear that he thinks the entire outside world is “rednecktown.” These are the types of people who look down on everyone else while being eternally frightened and confused by anything beyond five miles of their birthplace.
Leave your hometown and broaden your horizons OP.
Parker Brooks
haha
Benjamin Garcia
>c*lifornia
Jaxon Perez
Oh god, I would be devastated if Chad hobo did anything to my little girl...
