Mire / Good feels Thread

If you fuck your ex’s mom you will be the most alpha son of a bitch in the world. Sounds like you’ve practically made it already though, so congrats regardless of who you choose to lay my guy

Cheers m8. Keep going, yourself

Based and wholesome

Does this count as a mire?
>working at walmart until college starts again in the fall
>walk by shoggoth burbling at HR rep
>HR rep asks "how're you liking things?"
>shoggoth doesn't like the part of her job where she lifts things
>says "if I have to lift too much more I'll end up looking like him"
>waves pseudopod in my direction

Not much but it's all I got

>Working last night, acting all confident because my manager was observing my customer interactions.
>Group of college girls walk by, ask them how they’re doing, they walk away giggling.
>A minute later one of them comes back >Points to her friend
>”She thinks you’re cute you should text her”
>Hands me a note with number on it

Post body.

Also nice dubs.

nice brah

>walking around shopping center
>chinos/plain white cotton crew neck
>freshly shaven head and tanned to fuck cause of the heatwave
>2 Asian girls walk around the corner
>catch one eye balling the shit outta me
>first time in forever girl has looked at me (since teenager or something; now 30)
>smile cause feelsgoodman
>she smiles back
>feelsgoodman
>continue walking and put on onegai muscle intro song
>fuck yeah

Today was a good day for incel user :)

not a mire but just a weird thing I want to get off my chest

>walk into gym
>hold door open for girl leaving
>gym receptionist gives me a big smile and a thumbs-up
>"good job!"

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Guess God decided I was too much of a m8serable fuck and dropped a bunch of mires yesterday.

First one on train, lady came up to me and said a group of girls were ogling me. Laughed and said thanks, wasn’t paying attention.

Second one was as I was leaving the gym. Some nice lady commented on my legs, saying “good legs.”

Third was on metro again, heard girl whisper behind me “tough as shit”

Last one was a bouncer at a nightclub, said I had a great body and especially my legs were good, noting “most guys your age don’t care about legs.”

Overall feel whitepilled, but I suffer from Vash the Stampede syndrome where my toughness is all a guise and I feel like once people realize this they won’t admire me as much. Especially women, whatever though.

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She knows you have the 'tisms and is happy that you were able to act relatively normal.

I’m the lowest weight I’ve been in 10 years and multiple coworkers have noticed and made positive comments. Everyone is supportive and it feels good.

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Nice man, my own mom said I look like the despicable me villain because of how WIDE I am. Mummies are wholesome.

Proud of you. Happy for you.

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Neat feeling!

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Nice

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Proud of you user.

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>working out for a few months and get some mires but never get laid
>be on day 5 nofap and start talking to qt
>she sends me nudes and i fap

idk whether to feel like I am making it or I just went back to square one

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No mires yet, but I’ve so far dropped 4lbs of my retard winter weight and am gaining a lot of my vascularity back, so soon hopefully.

Both, next time resist the temptation and be better. And also, you better lay that bitch

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This is an absolute win

She send those because she wanted to impress you, the fact that you got impressed only means you are actuallly makin it my bro

>be in gym class with classmate
> we are on same team
>competetion starting soon
>i talking with other friend
>girl grabes my biceps to drag me to my team
>i feel her squezing it hard
>smile at her and she smiles back

:D

Enjoy your vacation buddy

No mires since I got laid two months ago

Have already slid back into my living every day on repeat depressed bullshit

Compliments from Jow Forums male authority figures in your life are worth a thousand roastie mires

If only you were as hot for yourself as she was for you that night...

Based protective poster. May food family relations follow you for the rest of your life.

Someone please explain this to me, how do you get nudes and not even have sex before. Ask for them?
Slept with 21 girls, but got exactly 0 nudes.

Honestly idk. I met up with her and she was getting pretty grabby and didnt care when i grabbed her ass but she said she wanted to make sure i wasnt a fuckboy when i suggested that we bang

I got back home on leave after I started working out. Literally everyome was mirin. Almost as if to put the cherry on top, last day I was there, I went to the theater with my younger brothers, and my ex was there with her new boyfriend. She got fatter. When she knew me, I was still pretty fat, and she was really thin, so it felt good to know that not only had I made the right decision, she had made the wrong one.

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congrats, you're the local gymtard

>wanted to make sure you weren't a fuckboi
>sends you nudes

im 50% sure if i was better at kissing she would have let me do whatever i wanted

I don't want to believe it
I'm going to assume that the receptionist was the autistic one, he must have said "good job" instead of "hello" by accident, and doubled down by giving a thumbs up

>Visited my uncle who had used steroids throughout highschool and college
>He complimented me four or five times on how big my arms were

The logo on her hat looks like a sphincter

> tfw now normie
> girls invite me to do things
> have plenty of friends to hang out with
> getting healthier and seeing real gains
> have job with promising future
A bit of me still looks back at my past self in high school, where I was a skinny nerd who barely brushed his teeth just out of laziness. Or the college dropout who lived with his parents and worked at a toy store smoking weed on the weekend.

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Agreed

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no mires, people only freak out when i pass them

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i would to if i saw some abomination of Ronnie Coleman mixed with Nosferatu

>work at a toy store and get high on the weekends
sounds like you made it a long time ago friend

no, i was still a deadbeat. now i'm at least a responsible adult

Never take good family relationships for granted. My mom is an abusive narcissist who perpetually plays victim, and my dad is a weak coward who is too afraid to leave her and find someone who won't treat him like shit.

>be at the glub
>accidentally touch a girls butt
>"sorry"
>girl doesnt even look at me
>his i think guy friend in tan and tattoos with black hair turns at me says fuck off
>girls laugh at next table, i think one of them was mirin
goose step boys, goose steps.

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>walk over a huge bridge to get to work
>think often about jumping off
>walking to work today
>notice a qt walking her dog eying me
>smile out of reflex, she smiles back
>nottodayzerg.mp3
its just a smile but it made me feel so good
>captcha: select bridges

>all my family and even neigbours I never speak to said I am in great shape nonstop
>mfw not feeling it myself

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>Dad says I've gotten bigger
>Friends all agree I'm the strongest of the group
>Girls I've been sexually involved with since lifting have made positive remarks
>Still dyel as shit and feel small
>Haven't had a comment made about me being scrawny in well over a year
I've never once mired myself. I can't see what others allegedly can and it bothers me, because either they're too easily impressed or I'm dysphoric about it.

family above all don't ever let your mother down user

How? How to create social life like that?

>actual thick girl
>probably would be rated 8.5-9 by most
>used to call her a 10 to her face when i was a cuckfag
>got fit
>texted me today saying
>"we should hang out user, i look cute today :)"
>fuck whores but the mire feels good

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>always had big calves and was chubby
>lost weight so calves were huge on my frame before I started lifting
>used to get complimented on calves all the time, any time I met a new group of people someone would tell me my calves were so big
>started lifting and calf compliments slowly stopped
>now haven't received a compliment on my calves in more than a year
It was an interesting epiphany when I thought about this and realized that people were saying "Wow your calves are so big (but the rest of you isn't!)" Oh well.

checked, post body faggot

I love my mom, but she is primarily responsible for me entering teens obese. I'll take credit for everything after the age of 16 cause I could have bought my own food.
I attribute my stunted social development to my weight in my adolescence. And she would still tell me that I looked very handsome.
She has been very happy about my figure now though. And boomers don't know shit about nutrition. So I'll get over it as soon as I'm caught up somewhat.

best feeling, congrats man

bros check me out
>met a qt 3.14 on hinge (actually not fat as usual on there)
>go on date 1
>kiss
>going on date 2 tomorrow
did i make it bros? shes cute

My dad was a big runner. Told me I looked fat when I went to see him after a couple of years of training... beat him on a run. He died a year later running in the woods. :( It's how he wanted to go so idk. xx

there goes my 37min nofap streak

>middle of the night during final week of classes this past May
>walking on freshman side of campus cus they have an ice cream place i like
>walking back solo
>two girls who had clearly been out partying walk by me
>they cute
>thought i knew one of them, so i held my gaze a fraction of second too long
>they giggle once we're behind each other
>"Wow Lindsay you are SLAYING tonight"
>"I should have gotten a picture with him, he was hot"
>mfw i was the fattest I've been in two years and was wearing a sweatshirt and raggity shorts

How did he die?

man i wish i had a grandpa

they were mocking you. women are heartless.

im pretty sure they weren't.
but it doesn't matter. i hooked up with a girl at a party two nights later and we've still been talking this summer.
that's why i'm on here. i let myself go last year, and i gotta get back in shape for her lol

I had that big dick confidence for like two weeks. Broke some PRs, talked to my boss about getting some extra hours, invested some real money into my hobby, and then everything just grinded back to wake up, eat, gym, work, bed.

>kek

Good job making a post buddy! Let’s go look at some other boards now, ok?

>Be poor, virgin, and fat
>Decide to just be a poor virgin
>Get fit
>Get mires from old people, ironically its their opinions that matter more to me
>Old gym trainer always gives me advice and form checks, always makes me priority #1
>Ex-friends parents tell me I look so much better then when I used to hang out with their son
>Parents and uncle tell everyone how much of a help I am around the house
>Mom tells me what a relief it is for her that I lost weight and she doesn't have to worry about my health
>A young professor that works next to my office stops in all the time to talk fitness
>A co worker tells me that me and my fitness mom are her inspirations
>See my elderly god-parents at a wedding, honestly probably the last time I'm ever going to see them, and they tell me how glad they are that I lost weight

Its okay that girls don't mire me, its the people that matter in my life that give me mires

good job, user. im happy that you've improved your life.
but if you have so many people willing to talk to you and give you compliments then you must be a charismatic enough fellow with a good personality. I suspect you won't be a virgin for long--and that you'll lose it the good way.

you want a specific answer on how i did it or a general answer on how anyone can do it?

Blessed

Not that user, but what did you do?
I have an urge to socialize, but I never figured out how to naturally seek people to hang with. I also tend to keep my friend circles very small, which is limiting.

I've been getting the weirdest mires lately
>Gf's aunt told me to stop dating her niece because it would be easy for me to get more girls because of how muscular I am

>Grandma called me python arms and would slap my arms and shoulders sometimes but wouldn't let me sleep on the twin bed anymore

>used to run shirtless
>felt kinda pale n flabby n just meh
>people avoided eye contact

>fast forward 2 years and many gainz
>finally tan and chiseled af
>literally every girl smiles and/or waves
>plenty just blatantly stare at my abs
>most guys bro nod

fitness is a slow process but it sure feelsgoodman

you force yourself to do it.
just throwing in a quick word with some strangers eating will add you in the conversation and then boom, you now have a chance to know people and make friends. also, if your friends have friends hang out with them and then it will branch out to help you make more friends. My current circumstances force me to be with total strangers so just giving a greeting and inquiring about someones life is enough to make them like you and to want to hang out with you more.

>Didn't believe in face gainz
>Get compliments on my face gainz from friends and family
>mfw made it

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Friends and family keep commenting that I'm losing weight. It's nice.
I'm still waiting for a mire from people who don't know me that well, until then I have to keep trying.

What kind of guy fuck this?

>beach episode with best friends
>4 of us in freezing water
>all walk back
>friend on beach takes pics of us walking
>"user the sexual energy coming from you in this pic is astounding"
>look ripped and lowest weight since 2012
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

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>my ex just came by (2am) to blow me
>she mired my dick saying its huge and im not even black
im pretty sure shes dating someone because she was getting texts, in a hurry to leave, and wouldn't let me fuck her but why the hell should i care, I have no more feelings for her and i got to blow my load.

gonna make it

In that situation I just treat it like none of my business.

Get yourself a better job and support your family like a man user. Proud of you right now but imagine how proud you would be of yourself if you could take care of your mom

>most guys bro nod
the absolute best mire

>beach episode with best friends
based weeb makin it

>and I'm not even black
poor brainwashed mutt

gf mires really hard

>tells me she loves touching me as there is muscle everywhere
>tells me i motivate her to improve

and still i have so much more to achieve, not even halfway through

kek

>while she gives me a haircut
>Fuck off we're poor and I can't afford rent or move out
Cut your own hair you faggot.

Seriously though good luck.

MILF barber felt my arms and shoulders while putting the cape on me.

iktfb

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