I never ate pussy not once

Gotta love them pheromones fagboi. I absolutely love eating my girl out. You can make her come undone in a particular way not achievable otherwise.
>hfw

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I thought girls loved getting eaten out but my gf doesn't let me do it, I basically had to beg her to eat her pussy
she blows me all the time but she won't let me eat her

She can shower for 5 hours, I still wouldn't eat her

Red flags. Nothing but red flags bro.

Nice projection

I mean I like fucking girls, getting my dick sucked, choking girls, watching big ol titties bounce, smacking a big chonky ass. I just don’t like eating pussy. I had no idea that made me gay. Shit. Im gay. This is a big life moment. What do I do now?

I do. I only do it if im dating them and there not pulled outta skid row. I wanna eat ass but im hesistant.

Oh god I wish your girl were mine
Have you ever eaten pussy?

Imagine trying so hard and still failing to convince us you’re not a fag

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She prolly doesn't want him to feel emasculated

When i first got a gf i loved doing it and making her cum. When i started having 1 night stands i stopped doing it because i dont want to taste some other dudes nut.

One time I was really fucked up and was 69ing. I was up in her and started drowning so I had to throw her off. I was so scared I couldn't breathe!

Don't worry about it.
Men never liked eating pussy.
Women just recently made it mainstream and accepted

Ironically the only people who claim to enjoy eating pussy are fags pretending to be straight thinking that's what straight guys like.

Eating pussy is a waste of time. Tastes like shit, even after a shower, and is just fucking boring. Who gives a shit if the woman enjoys it?

yes, if there are weird tastes then that is a problem she should get looked at, if they perform normal hygiene then there should be no issue

It's not physically pleasurable to perform, just like how sucking dick isn't physically pleasurable for girls. The enjoyment comes from pleasing your partner, and the better you get at it, the better the results and feeling of accomplishment from it is.

I've eaten her pussy two times, both times she was drunk otherwise she doesn't let me do it, she also demanded she have a shower immediately before
I've eaten other girls out and I can't say I actually want to do it regularly, but I mean for how often my gf blows me I feel like I should eat her out since I know girls love it but she just doesnt seem to want me to do it

Not the best thing in the world, but it's okay. 69 is cool tough.

Don't do it bros.
You can get testicular cancer
from it

i had one gf who supposedly didn't enjoy it. happens.

If it's nicely shaped and clean, then yeah. My ex had a perfect one, but I've seen some fucking nasty ones too and won't go near them.

My brother said a coworker got a yeast infection from eating his gf out. Just check if that shits bubbling first

Don't feel forced to do it.
Reward her with massages instead

I'd imagine I'd love doing it. Though I'm still a khv but maybe one day I get to experience it.

its not, eating pussy is emasculating and for a lot of girls its a huge turnoff
i have flat out said this to various sexual partners who always say 'huh.. now that i think about it you're kind of right'

Laughing at this shitpost

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Same

>she also demanded she have a shower immediately before
insecurities, man

fag

Cunnilingus is genuinely disgusting in practice. Analingus even more so. It's just a thing horny guys think about to get off, but when they actually get the chance to try it out I'd say 95% of them are massively disappointed if not disgusted to the point of holding back vomit. Many things that are extremely appealing in the realm of fantasy, but not so much in reality.

Real talk.

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Ok but do you like doing it?
Even if she showered

Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.

I'd rather a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

Easier to get than you think.
One of the reasons I don't eat puss

90% of guys that say they'd lick a girl's butthole have never licked a girl's asshole before. It's fucking disgusting and one of my greatest sexual regrets.

This

yea I do, I don't want to stare at a fat stomach though so that needs to go away first

This
Women will always be submissive if you have a firm voice

You're the fag, fag

i don't think you're one to talk about reality, bruh. have sex, eat some ass, etc.

Oh fuck man I'm scared now

This
Have you stopped doing it?

i like it after i've pounded the pussy a bit, because the slight taste of blood makes it taste nicer

Overwhelmingly based

Tl;dr?

Might be related, but I'm never touching that shit with mu mouth. I'm paranoid about STDs. I don't know anything about them, but terrified. Like, if having 0% chance of catching anything means I'll have to stay a virgin, so be it.

I've done it twice now and both times it was great. Make sure your girl cleans up well, mines super conscious about being clean so she had a bath and shower before hand.

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This.

This worked great until her friends found out I stop eating her pussy and she became aware.

There are special condoms for women
I still don't do it though

I only do it on a stable relationship, and I really enjoy it. Not doing it to random bitches tho, that shit sounds disgusting.

Which of the below are you doing:
1) are you only fucking virgins
2) are you only fucking on periods
3) is your dick bleeding
4) is your dick so big, it causes trauma

Girl here. I definitely get pleasure from giving head, although the idea of pleasuring my husband is also a big turn on. Must be a suction instinct, kind of like sucking on your thumb as a baby. The mouth feel is pacifying.

Well spoken Sir, have an upvote.

I love eating pussy and ass, gets my dick real hard, no need for tugging to keep myself going soft like you low test babies who aren't into fine dining of pussy

this but unironically

Dental dams? I thought that's just a joke for lesbians call then dental dykes or something

Wtf???

You don't have to eat her out
Just tell her why you won't

Y r u virgin?

Holy based.

I last heard about this in sex ed 7 years ago

Of course, nothing like torturing your girl with pleasure
I will get mad if she does not let me make her cum by eating her pussy
If you don’t like it. I have bad news for your sex life

A Jow Forums thread died for this shit.
F

based homo bashing poster

yes because its hot to watch your girl go crazy when you go down on them

...

Hot
Post body

I stopped after the 2nd girl I tried it on back in high school. Thought the first time was a fluke so I decided to give it another shot. Never again.

Very true. But to be fair, there is nothing wrong with fantasies. If these guys say they wanna do it and never have tried it themselves, might as well let them have their fun before their bubble is burst firsthand.

It's the opposite
Eating pussy is submissive and beta

I unironically worry that there is a grain of truth in this super based post

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not him but im pretty sure micro tears always appear during sex in the vagina

>t. STD slurper

You know I don't see getting a blowjob as like sensual but eating a girl out is. Like I'd get a blow from any girl but would only eat out my fiance

Can you post your tits here so I can jerk off to them?

This has nothing to do with fitness, end your life

>imagine fucking up greentext

based, fuck these fags

More like find me the grain of bs in that blessed post

'Performing oral sex':
>chore
>submissive
>boring
>she feels awkward (or sees you as a bitch)

Bending her over, spreading the cheeks and sicking your nose/tongue up there for a few seconds and taking a huge sniff/lick to savour it:
>based
>alpha
>she enjoys the raw sexuality of it

Every second of good sex is dynamic and makes the girl say 'omg I can't believe this is happening'

Post feet

Post your mouth pls
You'd be a based sweetie for it

My tongue has been inside the ass of every girl Ive ever dated, you wont even lick the outside a little bit?

And not 'I can't believe this is still happening'.

BETA

You first boys }:‑)

Love it. Gets the testosterone flowing like mad, and makes the sex that much wilder.
Wish my wife's puss tasted as good as this one girl I was with before we met. I could have spent hour's between those legs

based and redpilled

That'd be gay
Atleast post your left hand then

I don't have problems eating pussy, but only enjoyed it if i have some kind of connection with th owner. But then liked more eating ass, even if the owner isn't much into it.
Eating ass while fingering pussy, then fingering ass while eating pussy back and forth... ah, good times.