Lanklets, what does if feel like to be brutally mogged by a guy who’s 5’3?

Lanklets, what does if feel like to be brutally mogged by a guy who’s 5’3?
It must suck knowing that your height will never make you achieve 0,001 percent of what he has achieved, you’ll never come even close to his numbers in terms of money and fucking girls. It must be pathetic to cope so much, kek!

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Apart from giving them money at the end of their shift, what does this faggot even talk about to these women in his presence?

Or is it strictly for the Instagram?

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All he "achieved" was having a fraudster daddy. I want to earn my shit.
Also is he really only 5'3" lmao

What is the point of this thread?

Op is an incel faggot who’s got a disgusting body and hideous face

rich af and jacked, hes living the life

Something given (his daddy's money) has no value.

His attention whoring is a cry for help.

>Something given (his daddy's money) has no value.
who?

>He doesn't know

Way to be totally clueless and awestruck by some absolute faggot of a failure at life.

if hes 5'3, the second right woman is at most 4'9. she doesnt look nearly dumpy enough to be that height

You're as broke as the rest of us, OP, so you have neither height nor anything that guy has. You have nothing. Nothing but the vicarious life you live through a fellow midget who earned literally nothing he has.

Also, the term lanklet is the biggest cope I've ever heard. The suffix -let means something diminutive. A manlet is a diminutive man. What the fuck is a lanklet? A diminutive lank? Fuck outta here. Only a brainlet (diminutive brain) would think that's a good comeback. Stop the cope. Just stop.

Imagine being the tiny little loser who makes threads like this
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hes' 5'9 lmao

sp000ky

Dude was part of an Instagram startup and made millions when bought by Google. His dad didn't so shit.

I wish him well, but Armenians are such a low class race on the planet. They all seem to think that the biggest purpose in life is to live like a nigger in a rap video 24/7.

I have problems with Sergei Brin, Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg, (all of whom find more money in their tuxedo pants on laundry day than this clown has), but at least they try to live a decent life by the Western Civilization standards of old.

Imagine Nelson Rockefeller posing like this back in the 20's?

>Dude was part of an Instagram startup and made millions when bought by Google.

Listen you seat sniffing faggot, lil' Dan can make whatever claims he wants to camouflage his worthlessness, but none of that is true or proven.

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His old man was a high IQ Alpha in the corporate world that made the family fortune.

Mini-Dan is just a brainlet playing around with gifted money.

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>talking down about the man who saved hundreds of people during the las vegas shooting

Wait... what? How?

He was at the brad paisley concert when a shooter started opening fire on the crowd from a hotel room with a bunch of rifles. Being an ex Navy SEAL, he managed to keep cool during the havoc, commanded a rifle from an officer on site and sharp shot the perpetrator from half a mile away.

Didn't he fail SEAL training?

This
It's fucking embarrasing lol. Photo ops with waitresses, basically

That's what ((they)) want you to think.

He brags about various inane shit and they smile and say shit like "OMG that's SOOOO funny" but never actually laugh. They're basically fucking the yacht's prosthetic body.

I'm not sure what the Jews have to gain from this, but you seem trustworthy enough that I believe you 100% with no proof.

I get what you mean, it's challenging to understand the mindset of the world's most nefarious cult

>cope
Fuckin manlets when will they learn

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>just be a billionaire bro

I normally hate people who take excessive pride in their height to cope with being failures but i hate dan bilzerian more. Fucking loser

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3rd from the right looks so goddamn stupid. I like her the best. Need to marry me a simpleton.

>It's fucking embarrasing lol
Dude your chair stinks of shit

Post body faggot

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Cope

Rollin

roll

they're all ugly but fuck it i'll roll

Doesn't matter, shilling for Israel gives even the smallest manlet a reproductive advantage. That or occupying a position which endows man a high social station is always killer for feeding on the female hypergamous instinct.

ROLLING

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Please return to your containment board poltard

I actually know the bf of one of the thotianas this fucking manlet has posed with. Apparently he tried to pay her for sex and when she said no he freaked out and texted the bf that they fucked and he should break up with her all while calling the girl a whore. He's literally a fucking autistic 13 year old

Reel

Neither will you but you're also short

Those are all men

3 or 7 pls

night fap

90 or bust

Looks like those 13 yo kids that ask their parents to take pics of themselves with the girls at hooters. Same height and everything lmao

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>Paying for women and a superficial lifestyle
no thanks, he is for sure the most cucked of all the people with that amount of money.

Never in a million fucking years can I comprehend paying some cunt to stand next to me so I can take a photo of us and put it on the internet.

How lacking in character do you have to be to get to this point?

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>launders money through "pro poker" career
>involved with Epstein
>pays women to hang out with him
i think we know what's really going on

If this is true and not shopped, damm thats terrible for him kek

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this guy is pathetic
desu i have a slightly less good looking physique but i meet a lot of amazing girls naturally
i dont need to pay them. and if i want an easy bang i just ask a friend who is recruiting models

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Can you list some of the best stuff he has achieved?
And real achievements please, not that poker stuff or lifting bullshit.

it takes three words out of this guys mouth to be able to figure that out.

is he lying about being 5'9? lol

Didn't his dad go to jail for embezzling or fraud or some shit?

lol i love that video. that officer literally gave no fucks about who he was and didn't give him shit

This gotta be shooped.
No way this guy can be this confident with that height and those mantits lmao

1,2 and 8 are the only ones that actually look good

Or he actually fucked the girl and your friend is stupid/a liar.

I'm glad your frogs'll cook without air conditioning.

>make you achieve 0,001 percent of what he has achieved
You mean failing BUDS, getting bounced from the Navy and then being a mediocre gambler?

>in terms of money
The money from his dad?

>and fucking girls
The hookers he buys with his dads money?

I think the only thing sadder than Dan Bilzerian is you living vicariously through him. Manlet cope is real.

What life is he living? Paying women to pose with him while he desperately tries to make it look like it isn't a fucking sham.

Can't you see though, he ISN'T confident. Confident men wouldn't need to try so desperately hard.

The guy is a money launderer no less

plz gimme 3

He’s 5’9 I think

I went to high school with a girl that now works for him as a model. She used to be a uppity christfag. Now she looks like a bimbo whore.

This is the more likely scenario.

Roll

ban me

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Rollin