According to google
> dan bilzerian 5’9
> hafthor 6’8
Explain this picture
According to google
> dan bilzerian 5’9
> hafthor 6’8
Explain this picture
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Explain what retard
Perspective.
I'd say you're badly baiting but it's US time so you could just be the run of the mill american.
one is closer to the camera
said individual is also very self-aware of his height and probably only allowed pictures to be taken from an angle making him look less small than he actually is in proportion to the mountain
Please post whatever shit country you’re from so we can laugh at it
Dan is 6’9”
Not the first typo on google desu
is Jow Forums the dumbest board on the site?
No but you are
I dont know how big your screen is, but on my screen they look a few inches tall at most
Why is he deadlifting a dumbbell
what the fuck kind of pl8's are those?
Hafthor is really just a lanky manlet if you think about it.
Wagon wheels
dude, at his core hes just a fucking skeleton
Wtf are those plates? God I wish I had his life.
loose change from the shop
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
Er... explain perspective? I think you may need more help than that if this eludes you...
What a haunting video.
HA! GOT 'IM!
>sub 2pl8 wagon wheel pull
holy fuck this manlet is weak, no wonder he pays escorts to follow him everywhere
i bet u thin the earth is round too dont u
Who's life, Dan or Hafthor? Cause if its Hafthor, yeah I'm right there with you, wish I was him. But if you're pining after Dan's life then you should take a step back and really look at him. Imagine a life where you have to worry about every picture being taken of you - is the angle right, is the light right, are you getting my best side, are my clothes okay, are the props and people help me or do they take attention away from me, etc. Imagine stuffing your body full of steroids which makes you look and feel good now but you know in the back of your head that as you get older those roids are going to take their toll on your body. Imagine having an unhealthy relationship with women - you use them just as much as they use you. You end up wondering if women actually find you attractive and interesting or are they just faking it so they can leech off your internet fame. Imagine worrying what other men think of you (lol) because that's your main audience, the ones that make your lifestyle a reality. Imagine having to play your character everywhere you go, being unable to relax and do what you want to do out of fear of some paparazzi taking unflattering pictures and ruining your mystique. Dan is honestly just a male thot.
I can't imagine how stressful it is to be living a lie like that. won't be surprised if he goes off the deep end before 2040
>lol you are just jealous bro
Dan's actually 6'9
Nah one day he's going to go Nicholson mode and start giving no fucks.
>American
Thors from Iceland you fucking retard
Thor's standing like 6 feet further away from the camera
>deadlifting
user...
is this a new black pop culture thing , they figured a way to get their spinner rims in the gym
if this is not shopped , dude looks to be like 5'5'' lol!
You've proven his point
Olympic steel cartwheel. Standard in strongman training.
>another celeb thread
fuck off bitchboy
fucking manlets hogging all the dumbbells
would smack both against the wall with one swipe
No one cares about you Dan. Stop posting here.
The absolute state of US education
absolute state of europoor education. yall went to public school i see, all got your vaccines i see