How do I go Tim Duncan mode?

How do I go Tim Duncan mode?

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Nig

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be 6'10

You have to bank your dumbells on the backboard

cringe

He's an overrated PF and wouldn't do well in todays league. Neither would shaq. Only big man that would is Malone and Dirk because they can shoot, don't @ me.

>knowing enough about bread and circuses niggerball to throw out hot takes

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You must be fun at parties, ohh wait those activities are probably too “degenerate” for the likes of you.

Hurr durr everything is cringe

Brown paint.

leg, hyper, and tricep extensions for height gains

>Shaq wouldn't do well in today's league.
You don't need a jumpshot if people literally cannot stop you in the paint.

He would foul out 1st quarter in todays league

>complain all the time
>roll your eyes on every foul
>throw hands up constantly and be a professional bitch
>defend some of the dirtiest shittiest NBA players in the past 20 years

there, now you're Tim Duncan mode

>tfw I flop constantly and am a piece of shit in general and havent gotten this mode

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You have to run the system

be black take steroids and get paid to play sports all day

Was Kobe right for calling him fat?

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Shaq would eat Kobe for breakfast

>He's an overrated PF and wouldn't do well in todays league

He retired 3 years ago you absolute fucking retard

Yeah and he did poorly retard. Got carried by Kawhi in 2014

Giannis almost never goes for jump shots and just won mvp lmao

Im sure shaq coulve gotten himself in better shape but some people just arent meant to be trim. The "big-boned" term really only applies to genetic freaks like him though.

>Got carried by Kawhi in 2014
>got carried at age 38
No fucking shit. Did Kareem suck for being carried by Magic at 38? How about Shaq being a 20mpg roleplayer in Boston at that age?

Didn't Shaq himself admit to coming to training camp very overweight and out of shape multiple times? And to not following his diet when he was injured?
Kobe has lots of issues for sure, but Shaq was never at any point a paragon of professionalism either.

Wrong


Also serious answer play basketball and flip tractor tires

>he actually thinks this
kobe is literally a psychopath that would kill shaq without blinking. shaq is a little bitch mentally and wouldnt have the sack to touch a hair on kobes bald head

And he got exposed as a shitter in the playoffs lmao.