GUYS I JUST STARTED LIFTING AFTER TWO YEARS AND NOW IM SORE AS FUCK AND MY PISS IS BROWN WHAT DID I DO??

GUYS I JUST STARTED LIFTING AFTER TWO YEARS AND NOW IM SORE AS FUCK AND MY PISS IS BROWN WHAT DID I DO??

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>started
I read that as farted after seeing OP's pic, how bad is it?

>PISS IS BROWN
Just going by my military medical knowledge, that is rhabdomyolosis. Aka, drink water.
It sounds like all of your problems can simply be solved with do more/better stretches, and drink way more water.

You exercised and didn't drink water, retard

>SORE AS FUCK
normal
> MY PISS IS BROWN
you gonna die

You need to drink more water. Dark piss means you're dehydrated.

Doms go away after 3-4 days. Strech everyday, drink fluids, and get another workout in after a rest day.(its gonna hurt but you gotta keep extra blood flowing to the sore muscles)

You're completely brainwashed by memes

Im really inflexible

underageb&

Stretch motherfucker, it's the secret weapon to fitness that many simply ignore.

It's called diarrhea

>That butterface
YIKES!

>being gay
Cringe and bluepilled

DRINK
WATER

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Rhabdomyolysis. Drink water. If it doesnt resolve you might need admission.

Just started lifting after two years of what?

Sounds like you OD'd on Oral Roids

u gun die

The chart doesn’t lie

>rhabdo
>drink water

Really? I thought rhabdo was like...
GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW-tier.

>getting rhabdo from strength training
fucking how

1. her face is fine.
2. you're using the term 'butterface' incorrectly.

If he thought her face was fucked he used the term correctly because that body is hot af. Her face is godly as well so op is gay

>AND MY PISS IS BROWN
You over exercised, haven't eaten or drank enough so you're literally pissing away damaged muscle.
I've been there before after I caught a virus that prevented me from eating for five days after I broke a bunch of PRs. It sucks.
You'll probably be okay but see a doctor if you get really worried.

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if he thought her face was fucked then she herself would be the butterface, not her face

You should go to the doctor OP

drink a lot of snake juice, I ended in the hospital after a heavy session of gym + running, I couldn't sleep all night and got up at dawn all sweaty and nauseated
pissed brown and shat yellow during 3 days
at least I didn't need dialysis
also tried to hook up with the nurse without success

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>also tried to hook up with the nurse without success
worth

Certain meds can cause that.. if you have started taking any new meds recently just read the package stuff

Rhabdo
Post another qt and go to hospital immediately

It is over.

YEP YOU NEED MORE WATER BUDDEH!

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