It's locker inspection day at my gym today

Did you guys get your deadlift licence from planet fitness?

Let me guess, you put all your unwashed squat plugs in your locker?

I already said I hace my child linguiere catalogs in my locker
And it's gonna get inspected today.
This is as bad as the day I had to pass the gym entrance exam

Guess

John?

Let me guess, you had been wearing the same squat plug for three days?

You filth.

No, think back to your first job

OHHH, ITS YOU, NIGGER!!
WHATS UP YOU STUPID NIGGER LONG TIME NO SEE

I don't know anybody from there though. Unless it's Richie.

What's an squat plug

>Unless it's Richie

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>T. Squat under 2pl8

This.

Cringe, but not even the funny kind.

How did you figure out who I am from one post?
Also you look pretty funny in that spiderman costume picture at the gym.

Sorry Rob, I figured out your first name but I haven't a clue who you actually are and I can't continue this

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I can't believe I was lied to on the internet.

Once they ttook my squat plug and never gave it back. I'm so sentimental and sad abbout it, ive used the same one forever now it was kind of a family tradition.

But if you look back at the exchange you'll find that I never once told you a lie

I can't believe I made it so easy to deceive me on the internet.

They recently discovered my squat plug and my squat dildo it was so embarrassing, especially because my squat dildo is very big and of brown colour

I said it's not mine but from my gf but it made them only laugh even mote i am so fucked what do?

Bingo