>running at the park
>this guy gets in your way
>wat do
Running at the park
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>Hey there! Thanks for offering mate but I'm watching my diet right now. Anyways, I'm gonna finish my run, have a great day buddy!
Keep running. I'm not getting drugged and butt raped by this guy.
>hey bro, it sort of looks like you already tongued both of those cones so no thanks
Punch him right in the cream.
Every party needs a pooper that’s why we invited you
Ignore him then overthink the encounter for the next few days until I come up with a perfect protocol for that kind of situation.
>buddy
Is there such thing as verbal mogging?
This
Rape him.
I "accidentally" trip over an invisble rock and drop his ice cream cones over his clothes, they while trying to get up I ask for his help and "accidentally" slide on something, bringing him down as well
Put head down and tackle via temples to the kneecaps
extra flavor
Appreciate it my guy, but no thanks. Have a good day
too real
He looks pretty friendly. I'd probably-
Oh, no, never mind, definitely this one
I summon my negro dancing friend
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Eat some ice cream
not even offering rum and raisin which is the superior flavor
Mom told me not to take candy from strangers
Unironically this or i would just accept it to make him happy