Anyone else have a gains angel?

>my gf goes to the gym regularly
>she often encourages me to push harder, eat more, and take good care of myself
>offers cardio in the form of regular intense sex
not all women are goblins, anons, you just have to find the right ones - and you will

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My boyfriend has a good body from years ago but he doesn’t have any inclination to work out... how to convince him it’s worth it? For context, Only way I can get him to exercise is to dare him while drunk

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>'cardio in form of sex'
no you dumb cunt every women is a goblin and you are stupid enogh to believe otherwise

>gf rock climbs 2-3 times per week
>comes to the gym with me once or twice per week
>bought me dumbbells and a kettlebell for Christmas so I can do stuff when I am bored at home
>we do meal prep together
>sets realistic, but difficult, goals for herself
>goes in hard on me if I ever slack

Feels good brehs.

Yes, pic related.
>encourage each other
>make gains meals together
>shows me off to other girls
>mogs other girls and makes them call me "daddy" in submission to the alpha power-couple

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found the angry kissless virgin incel
so tell us: how close to suicide did you get before you convinced yourself to hate women instead? did you actually make an attempt? Tell us about it, incel.

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Mine goes 3x a week and cooks me food a lot. Plus tons of love, affection, and sex.

Put your tongue in his asshole.
Seriously.

>gf horny
>unzips dick and starts going to town
>starts licking balls and taint while jerking me
>FeelsGoodMan
>suddenly jams her tongue in my ass
>jump.exe
>"lol something wrong babe?"
>my voice cracks
>"no, no not at all, holy shit"
>tfw came buckets
>she uses it to motivate me to do all kinds of shit
>tfw she started using it to motivate me to hit PRs in the gym
>love lifting, but that shit made me hit more PRs that month than I've ever hit
>always in a good mood for hours after

Long as she stays below 115lb (she's 5'3") I swear I'll never leave her lmao

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this thread reminds me of what is stolen from me by raising me a fat fucking retard all those years. Even when I'm fit I hate myself so much I can't even comprehend someone loving me or doing something for me. Even imagining something like that brings me tears.

based faggot

>snagged a young wife
>gym turns her on
>she's sweaty and ready to fuck when we get home every time
>trying to get pregnant lately, blowing the fattest post-gym loads inside

life is good.

>meal prep
So she makes you leftovers LMAO

>not calling it a gaingel

>uhh having sex is equal to cardio
>uhhhhh i kiss my gf every second and you dont
i get girls you dumb cunt but they are realy gains goblin i dont hate womans but you are so stupid it just fucking triggers me

>kissing your gf knowing her tongue has been in the same place where you shit
>she's probably done this to other men
How disgusting. She's conditioning you to be gay

Here's your (you) now fuck off

uhh good gf, I guess

i'm sure sex doesn't count as cardio for you since you probably cum in 30 seconds

THE best feel

>Take my girl to the gym
>Put her fat ass into tight yoga pants or short shorts beforehand
>All the guys looking at her squat and do booty stuff
>We both get turned on by it
>Go home and fuck while sweaty

Um... I don’t think he likes getting his ass eaten nearly as much as you do

Someones jelly

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>not showering regularly
Do it better, then.

You're unironically a cuck

I feel you. I also had a shit upbringing and when I began lifting I had a huge confidence boost after the newbie gains, but then hit a plateau and started hating myself again, I broke through it but guess what, I still hate myself and can't understand how someone would ever want to be with me because I feel I offer no value.

The thing is no one understands this and they think it's all your fault (I mean yea I guess half of it is) but how I wish I had a normal childhood and parents. When I see young couples I just can't keep myself for being jealous. I don't feel like I will fit in anywhere.

the type of faggot to post his girlfriends asshole pics on /b

Y'all are weird

>tfw no gains angel
At least I have a good folder of pump muses aka Jow Forums anime girls and tall girl hentai

How the fuck do you brainlets STILL not know how to use that word right? You literally have no excuse to be this retarded

what the fuck rofl

Id fuck the shit outta this thot if you know what I mean

I did reverse image search and couldn’t find a name. Who is she?

cute

Hot ass on your girl. Do you mean you do threesomes or? Trying to understand the last line

Lol my ass is so hairy it would be like licking sand paper

Incel

Does your girlfriend look like this?

this is true. especially american mutts like in ops pic. the other fags who replied to your post are just too low IQ to realise yet

LUCKY BITCH!!! YOU DONT DESERVE THAT! I DO!!! ILL KILL U!!!!!

I have a surprise for you: you're gay :)

my gains angel is watching goofy looking normal chad boys doing leg presses and quarter squats for reps... mmmmm

I was thinking this, it’s grim enough when I eat out my gf when she’s missed a hair I can’t imagine what it would be like for her with my ass

>parents supportive of me lifting
>sister joined me to go to the gym regularly
>get compliments from guy friends on progress

I have a surprise for you: you're an incel in denial :>

Nigga my ass is hairy, too.
Idk what the fuck I did to get a girl willing to venture down that way without being asked

Maybe.
But I'd argue it'd be more gay to turn your gf down if she asks to lick your asshole

My gf gets mad when I stay up to eat dinner. But deeo down I know it makes her want me more

so are you eating for gains or eating because you're a fatass

wholesome, you're going to make it bro

meanwhile my retarded mother who made me fat as fuck (100kgs at 10 years old age) just says "HE DOES NOTHING BUT GOING TO THE GYM HE DOES NOTHING". like I could build a social and great life while being fat as a motherfucker and hating myself. (not saying it's entirely her fault but you know what I mean)

Don't let the incels get to you user. They have a hard enough time attracting a girl in the first place to even be able to comprehend what keeps a fun relationship going
>gf has a slim waist and a fat ass
>trains deadlift in shorts
>guys hit on her all the time, ask of she needs help with form
>"No, it's okay, my husband has got me."
>rock hard erection from that point on
>lift like a super saiyan for about 30 min before dragging out
>fuck her raw in the backseat of the car
>get home
>make love in the shower
She feels validated, I break pr's, my balls get emptied twice a week, she fantasizes that I'm not shooting blanks. Everybody wins

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>she fantasizes that I'm not shooting blanks
kekd based

Convince him that it turns you on when he works out.

Best way to do this would be to convince him to go with you once. Later that night when back home from the gym fuck his brains out. Do whatever it takes to make him bust a good nut.

Do that and I guarantee he'll go with you regularly.

the middle aged women rubbing my shoulders in my gains angel ;_;

only a faggot would get frustrated over pics of attractive women

I haven't talked to a real girl in the last 6 years.

My ex rimmed by hairy butthole too and I'm as puzzled as you

underrated poster

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she likes shit

Bring up the idea of working out, then make him think that he thought of it. Once he thinks it was his idea, counter the argument. That way the only way to win the argument is to go work out.

Exhibitionism fag here

My fiancé and I just show her off to strangers or anonymously, it's a huge turn on and you should try it. You're basically already there.

Show her tits to someone randomly in traffic and then drive away. It's such an unbelievable rush.

>not having your girl eat your ass out
>even when you guys break up she will forever be kissing dudes with the same mouth that licked your hairy asshole

Best feeling

hot af

You're a cuck.
But what's the furthest you've gone

He's right, retard

Lel fucking cuck

>hey hun, can you do this extremely basic task for me that any other human would be happy to do in a healthy relationship
>No? Oh uh, fine... I mean... I'll eat your ass again if you really want me to
>but this is the 10th time this week

Pathetic. I let my girlfriend eat and finger my ass but only on special occasions where I'm getting to fuck her in the ass or we're both just super horny.

I remember reading a post on reddit where some chick offered to eat her bf's ass and he ended up loving it to the point where he would rather do that than fucking his gf. He ended up demanding it even when he wasn't showered and the gf gradually just lost respect for him. Hard to have respect for a dude when he is squealling like a little girl with his legs behind his head as you tongue punch his ass.

Incels don't exist, women can't consent

Lmao you're both getting cucked behind your back, retards.

Ignore the crabs, user. You gotta make it.

>she fantasizes that I'm not shooting blanks
infertile or vasectomy?

Holy shit bros. I just want to light some candles, lay this bad bitch down by the fire, and just spend the next several hours digging the everloving fuck out of her wedgie

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>leddit
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